Does an (anime) girl's vagina get filled with water if they dive underwater?

does an (anime) girl's vagina get filled with water if they dive underwater?

seriously it's a hole that you cant close like butthole, right?

Wtf dude.

>it's a hole that you cant close like butthole, right?

Not everyone has a loose asshole like yours.

>it's a hole that you cant close like butthole

user pls

>it's a hole that you cant close like butthole
I think you might need to see a doctor, user.

Wait you mean you can't close your butthole OP?!

Yes it can close like a butthole. Every significant body orifices has complex muscles that makes them close themselves naturally because otherwise shit gets dirty and infected and evolution weeds you out of the gene pool. You shouldn't need to be told this.

>it's a hole that you cant close like butthole
What's wrong with your asshole, user?

>his butthole is that loose

> it's a hole that you cant close like butthole, right?
This would explain your thread, op

>it's a hole that you cant close like butthole

>it's a hole that you cant close like butthole

>it's a hole that you cant close like butthole, right?

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My dick doesnt swallow water. Get yours checked out soon

put me in the reddit screencap pls

>it's a hole that you cant close like butthole

>Someone asks cringe question; Sup Forums steps up to the challenge by collectively misunderstanding the way the question was written, exponentially compounding the mutually-assured cringe

Literally only one other person so far interpreted the sentence correctly.

is this the new nutbladder thread?

you're the only one misinterpreting something here kiddo. Completely KY

>it's a hole that you cant close like butthole

>OP's mad because his butthole's loose from his uncle's dick

>Every significant body orifices
That's discrimination against nostrils and ears.

Not like we haven't seen worse.

>OP's intent was to ask "The butthole is a hole which you can close, but the vagina is not like that, right?"
THen literally everyone read it backwards.

Well, vaginas would be hard to close when they're in the back of the knee maybe

I just love how much attention this shit gets. Aaaah, Sup Forums sure is a marvelous place indeed.

Not him, but it's obvious what his intent was. Everyone was comically misinterpreting it. Also. usually people that say kys are underaged.

I don't give a shit what OP's intent was, that's not what he said.

>seriously it's a hole that you cant close like butthole, right?
That implies the butthole can't be closed, and if the vagina is 'like' the butthole than the vagina can't be closed either.

He should've said, "so the Vagina can't be closed, unlike a butthole right?"

This is the worst thread I've ever seen.

The best worst thread.

>This is the worst thread I've ever seen, out of all 30 of them.

he's not new though, probably been here all summer

Nostrils are the China of the human body.
The ears are the Swiss of the human body.

Sure, they sort of matter. But who actually cares about them?

>Why are people reading things the way I wrote them and not the way it sounded in my head?!!
Sorry op, you dun goofed. But don't fret, since it's an anonymous image board, you can close the thread and cope with your shame by shitposting in another thread and no one will be the wiser.

does your butthole whistle when you walk? Like a soda bottle

Archive this shit please. OP deserves it.

>pic related, it's OP

The hymen protects them from having wet, thick water filling every inch of your vagina.

moot recently discontinued the old archival function.

Please look up what the hymen actually is.

That's the labia my dude.

>seriously it's a hole that you cant close like butthole, right?

op here i meant that you cant close the vagina hole like you can the butthole jesus fuck

also someone answer already someone in school once told me girls often plug themselves with like tampons and stuff while swimming so that the water doesnt come in

The vagina is usually collapsed, with the walls touching each other when there isn't anything inside the vagina. Thus preventing water to get inside of it.

It's closed when it's not being used you underage fuck.

>it's a hole that you cant close like butthole, right?

The vag can close and open just like a butthole. If you read a doujin, you'll see what I mean.

Ask an anatomy professor. They'll enlighten you.

Yeah, when someone writes like a fucking mongoloid it isn't their fault no one can understand their intent. It's the fault of the reader for not realizing the writer meant something completely different than what he wrote.

You're a genius, user.

Girls on periods are using tampons during swimming pool, so their blood won't come out and the risk of getting infection would be lowered. You must be 18 or more to post here. Also report whoever pedo was loosening your butthole to the police.

and here we observe the subject display its naturally predisposed defensive mechanism, "I'm just pretending to be retarded"

It's not our fault that a) the OP is a poor writer and b) the obvious misinterpretation of OP's intent is far more interesting than OP's intended topic.

You're right, OP.
That's why women get their own changing area at pools and the ocean.
Once they've absorbed all the water they can take, they go and have a firehose-like queef to purge excess water.
The really talented ones can squeeze the water out for propulsion like a squid.

Thanks Galko

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Galko-chan at the rescue

Vaginas are clenched shut just like assholes. Learn to vagina.

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Can't close butthole

>it's a hole that you cant close like butthole, right?

Include me in the screencap, Hi r/Sup Forums!

>wake up
>go to Sup Forums
>wonder what kind of autistic shit I'd see today

This is my life.

include me in the screencap zoomed in

If you can't close your butthole do your poops just fall out? Do you wear a diaper?

you don't wear a diaper? I can help you get changed asap

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fuck you and fuck everyone who uses the word "cringe" in this context.

op jere again please dont make fun of me im gonna be a wizard next year and ive never seen inside a real girls vagoo

Stop writing like a retard.
This isn't twitter.

i cant i have a blueetoth keyboard which is really bad wiht lag and i also have somd kind of legasthenics thing

>i have a blueetoth keyboard
Then get a better keyboard, faggot.

>i also have somd kind of legasthenics thing
Yeah, it's called laziness. Put some effort into things. No one's too stupid to use punctuation or to capitalize at the start of a sentence.

wh< are you so mean

Why are you so lazy?

It can happen. It can happen in the ocean, the pool, or even the bath. Imagine how queefs happen, now imagine the same thing with water.

>punctuation

>also someone answer already someone in school once told me girls often plug themselves with like tampons and stuff while swimming so that the water doesnt come in

Please stop.

Originally, I was goingg to call you out on your bullshit arrogance, but then I realized that, thanks you, I had chuckles.

Thanks, arroganon, thanks for those free chuckles.