OK. I just turned 34 and have achieved nothing with my life. I decided I am going to take my own life. I'm going to hang myself I think. My younger sister did the same almost exactly 4 years ago. I'm not killing myself because she did or anything like that but I have my own reasons. It's just that, THAT was the method she chose, it seems cheap and efficient, that's all.
What can I expect from hanging myself? Should I get really drunk first or is taking a shit load of pills the best way?
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Dont do it user.
I know that feel. Stick around and play some vidya and experience happenings.
Mate, I got nothing left... I've not come on here so you can talk me out of it. it's just google has been really unhelpful about this so I'm asking you guys what the best way of doing it is..
Can be pretty painful with your neck stretching. I'm going to suicide by cop. Going to call 911 and say a crazy man (me) is swinging a sword as passing cars and people. Cops show up, I run right at them, and they shoot me down.
MAn, Im 30, I havent done much. I have zero credentials, I dont even have grade 12, I managed to work my ass off for only 2 years for a down payment and a mortgage. Dont get so dark man. Please. You'll do fine. Just chin up, and grind man. You ned to stay busy and save money.
hanging yourself is fucking stupid, it's like trying to kill yourself by lighting yourself on fire. Jumping off a very tall building is the only way for a britfag with no guns
You better cut your wrists with a butter knife before the UK ban that too OP
What if you live, stupid?
i can't.. I'm 34 and live with mother... I am unemployed... I made a shit ton of awful decisions in my 20's and I have nothing to show for my life. My existence is an embarrassment and I have no fight left in me whatsoever....
Mum's on at me everyday to get a job now as I've been unemployed for 10 months, spent all my savings and I do not want to sign on the dole...
I'm killing myself, there's no more to be said about it m8..
I'd use Heroin to numb the pain first user
I not sure if taking the piss or not, but if not help is there.
Samaritans 116 123.
dont waste your life, you're still young and can do anything you like.
trust me, ive been where you and i managed to come through, its darkest before the dawn.
Reach out for help user.
If you hang yourself you will not be reborn as a human for 500 lifetimes, dont do it user. Go do something fun like go to a buddhist monastery in burma for a few years, you can even stay there for free.
I swear some faggot mongoloid makes a topic on here threatening suicide daily. Literally, fucking DAILY.
It's because the people who come here are depressed fags in real life, that's why they come to this shitty negative place. "Hurrr, that's degenerate. Hurrr, that's degenerate too."
This place is loser-infested.
I hope you do kill yourself OP, and many other people who post here kill themselves too.
You cock gobbling little faggots who post dumb bullshit all day.
You should stick around. But if you really want to do it then dont hang yourself, if you dont snap your neck at the first try its going to be horrible. Better go for carbon monoxide poisoning
I grab my sword and they shoot me again
call your mom
Good. One less faggot here that can't post on the correct board.
I won't advocate for you to kill yourself, but I will say that legal assisted suicide is something I am considering.
do it faggot
Is that you Ricky?
>seems cheap and efficient
You are about cost, why...?
mate I can't even successfully fill out an online Multiple Choice questionnaire to get a job at ALDI stacking fucking shelves.... that is the very definition of Failure. I''m done mate
Dan please fuck right off. You did this to yourself. Idiot.
Still gonna say don't do it user.
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this. You gotta open up. It will take the weight off.
Just buy a shotgun and kill yourself. And even if you live in a state w/ licensing, you can buy an antique but fully functioning pre-1899 shotgun.
Think about your poor mother, not only does she have to deal with her country been taken over by muslims, her daughter killed herself and now you're going to. Get some balls, work out, go to Europe or something, plenty of qts who swoon over your faggy accent.
take out the biggest Lian you can get. go to casino and put it on black or whatever. if win then great. if lose just neck yourself
Give us location so we know... Please don't annon. We love you
>it's like trying to kill yourself by lighting yourself on fire
How so?
>Jumping off a very tall building is the only way for a britfag with no guns
No fucking chance mate... I'm shit scared of heights, I'd never do it
expensive shit mate, can't afford that. I'm down to my last £10
I'm set on suicide by cop, but thanks for the suggestion
Shut the fuck up you mong.
If you're really going to do it... do it in style. Do something awesome like destroy a bunch of Apple property or attack their corporate offices or kill a bunch of Apple employees (preferably the executives). Apple deserves it.
Ffs, do something better than just hanging yourself.
>What can I expect
Nobody knows and you should take out your problems on the world. If you want to die then there are more creative and interesting ways to do it than a rope. Life is valuable and yours is now expendable, spend it wisely.
4 grams of psilocybin mushrooms fix you right up. Have you ever tripped before? You can't leave this earth without at least trying to explore your mind a bit. New mainstream science suggests mushrooms help treat depression.
samaritans??
Nah........, thanks anyway
Don't hang yourself. Leave a legacy that will be in the history books. Help us save western civilization.
Dont you fucking dare put your mother through this you selfish fucking coward. Carry on your sisters memory if anything. Goddamn I wish I could slap the shit out of you.
Change your life. Do the opposite of what you've done no matter how forced. Do volunteer work, find a charity, go for a walk, spend a weekend camping.
Dont be a selfish coward and leave your family in pieces.
So you hit rock bottom. The only way is up from here. You can transform your life if you are willing. Think hard.
Take out a payday loan and visit your local mosque, ifyouknowwhatimean.
Also, don't do it you cunt.
Stop being a cheapass and do something with your life. It's never too late.
I agree. thats why I'm killing myself
Go shoot up the AIPAC headquarters user
You can take this moment, take your anguish and use it as fuel motivate to pull yourself out of this mess.
Sounds corny as fuck, but try thinking of one positive thought. "I'm really lucky to be alive at this point in time." Then another.
Whenever you catch yourself thinking of something negative, try to immediately think of something positive.
Positive thoughts breed good things, user. You're a swamp of negativity right now. Pull yourself out of it.
Your plan is going to fail spectacularly, there are too many variables.
It's cheaper than meth here.
did you choose to be born? how come
you get to use your own hands to an hero? God doesn't give us that which we can't handle. dont let satan win
>Better go for carbon monoxide poisoning
Whats the best way of achieving that?
It's extremely painful, and it takes a while to actually die. A ton of people who try to hang themselves just end up being found and "rescued." but half their brain is dead because of oxygen loss so they're a veggie. Trust me, you gotta go for the drop or the bullet. Drugs and carbon monoxide and shit can also easily go wrong.
If there is wilderness near you, go to it. Walk into it. Spend at least one night, more the better. Suffer and have a terrible time. Maybe die from exposure or bears. It will probably be mental emotional and physical hell. Walk back out if you can. If you still want to kill yourself after that then go ahead but don't go bragging about it on the internet. You have one chance at being a sentient being. Being in the wilderness helps people connect with their ego and it's universal value. People that kill themselves are embarrassing pieces of shit because they choose to waste what is probably the rarest thing in the physical universe.
If you're jobless, just lie on your resume until you land an alright paying job, and live your life.
You do not want to take mushrooms in a bad mind set, they make the trip ten times worse.
Why don't you talk to /r9k/? they are more knowledgeable about this
Don't do it user, come find a new life here. Half your problem is probably living in depressive as fuck britain. Its easier for brits to migrate here, mother country and all that, save up some neetbux and come enjoy the sunshine. You may find a whole new life you never thought possible
At least kill some muslims first..
Probably a bad idea. Death is for a very long time, and permanent, so you might as well stick around and let things play out for the remaining years. Death will come for you when the time is right.
I only have £10 left to my name
Don't kill yourself user. Think of all the happenings and /comfy/ threads you'll miss!!
Things will get better. See a therapist. Make efforts to improve yourself.
So many people waste suicides on just doing nothing.
You could take out some really shitty people with you user.
Life sucks
It's my own doing though
op, I consoled myself that suicide was there, and I attempted it as a boy after my father was killed
read Inferno by Dante, part about what happens to suicides
Dante if a lawyer would never lose a case
I believe in God
Might be rich soon because of Ghetto Lottery (I will help autists with money)
Don't fucking do it.
My name is Edward
Hey if for some reason I live, maybe I get help. Who knows.
I wouldn't hang yourself. Hangings are often unsuccessful and there's a high likelihood you'll be a vegetable.
Find a way to get to 'murica, buy a gun off a street nig and blow your brains out.
Go to church, read the bible and pray for a month and ask God for guidance.
This.
That's a hell of a lot better then a ton of debt.
See your Dr, you sound depressed as fuck, its not a magic fix but i swear to god its the correct path.
If you're gonna kill yourself, at least make a happening
I work in a hospital ICU. So many botched suicide attempts. I know life is rough, but there's a chance you'll fuck that up too. Perservere.
Burn charcoal in a small space. Do it in a closet and tape the door cracks closed
Work and send money to the mormons or to the Boers of safrpsa (kkebook)
Or you can go down in a blaze of molotovs
Order these online and fall asleep peacefully.
I am also 34 as of aug and living at home and unemployed.
Good think user
Write your story down first. Write a book before you go. A story of your life.
>its boring
Doesn't matter, write about everything you remember.
livestream it on Youtube
Don't. Every problem you have is fixable. Start exercising. It makes you feel better. Please user we're already outnumbered.
Let go of your pride. Stop being so hard on yourself... OR take responsibility and fix your shit.
Life is hard, we're all just messed up, lost souls trying to figure life out and make it through each day. You're not alone, we're all sinners and fuck ups. God is with you, I'll be praying for you.
yup maybe so, he'll probably die a thousand times in his mind anyhow. Only he'll actually come out the other end with a new chance
1) Job-seekers allowance
2) You can literally get a job in any pizza shop
3) You can literally apply and get student loans and go to college.
Get a grip, plan your life out you fucking twat. Call your mother. Call your father. Call whoever is in your family. Call fucking Samaritans. Go to a priest. If you're Christian, your life isn't yours to take, and suicide is a deadly sin so you'll be spending an eternity in purgatory.
Above all don't be a fucking twat who goes killing himself.
t. Gloucester abroad.
Continuing to fuck ur moms life even after death
I come here often but I'm actually a ripped chad you thinks society has gone to shit.
I think you're projecting the average libertarian manlet onto everyone else.
>Find a way to get to 'murica, buy a gun off a street nig and blow your brains out.
Or just go into a city with lots of niggers and they'll kill you for your sneakers.
just dont plz. get out in nature. check out WWOOF. you will meet peeps and always tons of qt wwoof'ing
who thinks society has gone to shit*
Riiiight. Gotcha Dan. Text me.
Dont think I'm not feeling awful about how my parents are gonna feel... I am but weighing that up against the lifetime of misery and struggle I'm going to have? Nah... I can go on any further...
Trust me, for years I was hoping they would die and then I would do it so it wouldn't hurt them but I just can't continue any more...
Sound advice.
sure thing bud
fuck off, we're
This also but they're garbage shots and there's a high probability you'll be a veggie by this method as well.
I love you Edward.
Jump in front of a bus while masturbating and live stream it
Man, we've all been there. I feel the same way often, as goes achievement. I think it is better to live. It's okay to give up on achievement, but don't give up on life. I don't know you, but I love you. For no other reason then we are brothers in this together, this pain we both feel living in a world that is unbearably bullshit.
I come to Sup Forums just to lurk on weird conspiracy posts, but maybe now we both have purpose? Mine is to tell you to live, and yours is to live. Someday in the future you will experience something truly fucking amazing, and you'll think "fuck! I'm alive and here to witness's this shirt!"
Yours is a necessary position user. You serve as an example to teach others what not to do in life.
God has given you this tremendous responsibility, don't cuck out. Endure, it's for the good of other people.
I have -30,000 dollars thanks to fucking college. £10 is far better then -30,000