This is how the average burger imagines nuclear warfare

>this is how the average burger imagines nuclear warfare

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_winter
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_holocaust
youtube.com/watch?v=QTXG-cP8QvY
youtube.com/watch?v=Zkb1F-YZGTE
defenseone.com/ideas/2017/09/no-we-cannot-shoot-down-north-koreas-missiles/141070/
youtu.be/VEyDNTLlRgU
youtu.be/5dj9uJfVt6E?t=143
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcanic_winter
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_winter#Mechanism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_winter#Criticism_and_debate
youtube.com/watch?v=qsrEk1oZ-54
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>implying the average american doesn't dream of glorious nuclear fire

We have fucking laser beams that could blow an arsenal of missles out of the sky.

ur mum a fat and stupid slut ill come to your house and give her a nut on her but you better shut up the fuck up you bitch ass mutt OHHHH I JUST REKT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>we Star Trek nao
>they actually believe this

There's nothing to worry about, stop being autistic

would be nice. we should have done it as soon as we invented the bomb and avoided all of the bullshit that has befallen us

I say it nuke-u-lar

Sage thread. Move along folks.

>literally nothing to worry about
>they actually believe this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_winter
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fallout
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_holocaust

>b-but papa Nato will protec us

>this is what Sup Forums actually believes

he's actually kinda serious. The latest Battleships that we sent out have Lasers and Railguns.
youtube.com/watch?v=QTXG-cP8QvY
vid on the Railguns

implying i dont have a nuclear bunker and multiple escape plans to it

stay poor europoor

Unironically this. Fallout 5 will be IRL. Can’t wait.

>t-the lasers will save us
>the fucking lasers

I made my cozy happening bunker out of shopping containers on my property. It’s gonna be comfy.

>waaah nuclear war is the end of the world
Literally propaganda spread by the Sovies to demoralize the West.

kek

Railguns aren't designed to shoot down nukes. They're also not even lasers.

>scientific facts are commie propaganda
youtube.com/watch?v=Zkb1F-YZGTE

Like fucking clockwork.

Wait it's not like that?

This tbqh, and in any scenario with over 2-3 nukes shooting them all down with any current technology is completely impossible.

No. We just understand things like math, physics, and the amount of time it takes our missiles to reach North Korea.

>can't stop two fucking planes piloted by analphabetic sandniggers
>daddy Trump will stop the auto-navigated high tech nukes, fo su

Well, it's not completely impossible, but it's about "as good as a coin toss". The GMD has a lot of fucking holes.

>it's about "as good as a coin toss"
It really isn't you dumb neocon.

I'm simply quoting Lt Gen Trey Obering, who used to be the head of the GMD. It's probably a lot worse than that. Even a coin toss isn't good though

defenseone.com/ideas/2017/09/no-we-cannot-shoot-down-north-koreas-missiles/141070/

My post has become eternal.

Then you are forgiven. May your days be plentiful and full of Szechuan sauce.

Well you need to push a little harder and understand geopolitics as well, because there's ain't no fucking way China and Russia would let the US advance their position on their borders.

>people that are part of the war machine are trustworthy sources on anything

>implying I'm implying that
The GMD works, but nobody knows how reliable it is or how it'd actually do in the field.

Cute kid.

>USA, 2017
>crumbling roads, bridges
>poisonous tap water in several states
>thousands dying every year due to no universal healthcare while fucking third world countries can take care of themselves in this regard
>law enforcement, military is more and more privatized
>political elite totally removed from their base
>anything
>working

>implying the GMD wasn't just another government money-laundering scheme

Delet this.

wait.......it's not gonna be like that ??

doubtful, my burger friend

We actually do.

>he doesn't know about the space weapons

What's your point?

What's that pic supposed to prove? That a fucking car was burned by space-lasers? Are you this retarded?

Please, enlighten us, Obi-Wan.

>Please, enlighten us, Obi-Wan.
You'd like me to wouldn't you commie?

youtu.be/VEyDNTLlRgU

youtu.be/5dj9uJfVt6E?t=143

I'm actually interested if you have non-tinfoilhat-tier sources to back it up.

hard mode: no aliens

user is right. 'Nuclear winter' was Soviet propaganda. The Russkies got extremely lucky that Carl Sagan latched onto it.

You need to realize you complete mong that nuclear winter is fucking scientific common sense. We already have evidence to back it up observing volcanic activity: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcanic_winter

It's the same fucking principle, really. If a nuclear scenario starts, dropping a few dozens of them would actually amount to so much ash accumulating in the stratosphere that we could face a nuclear winter for decades, killing off the vegetation and animals.

>You need to realize you complete mong that nuclear winter is fucking scientific common sense.
>We already have evidence to back it up observing volcanic activity:
So far volcanoes haven't killed off humanity nor animals

Soviet propaganda machine at work, thank you bottom feeder

>dropping a few dozens of them would actually amount to so much ash accumulating in the stratosphere that we could face a nuclear winter for decades, killing off the vegetation and animals.

Good. This degenerate world deserves extinction.

>I chose willful ignorance
Good for you. For the rest: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_winter#Mechanism

Yet we've launched thousands of nukes so far. Get a brain you flagfag.

Nuke experiments are dropped on deserts and oceans and not on cities, you complete mongrel. At least read the fucking thing you are supposedly attacking:

I choose to believe ex-Soviet intelligence agents that helped make it "scientifically verified" and of course the researchers from the article you linked: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_winter#Criticism_and_debate

Stay gold, ponyboy

Can anyone explain why a nuclear war would block out the sun and cause nuclear winter and the end of life, why have we tested 10s of thousands of bombs with no real problems?

youtube.com/watch?v=qsrEk1oZ-54

Wow a TED talk huh