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I saw Tyler Malka at a bar in Spain yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to buy a drink up at the bar I saw him trying to walk on the dance floor with like fifteen asses in his hands without getting consent.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to get consent for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be drunk and not be in the right state of mind, but eventually turned back around and brought them consent forms.

When one girl took one of the forms and started signing it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to sign them each individually once “to prevent any sexual infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she signed each form once and got him to pay for a drink and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by trying to climb into the shower.

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