Need advice

Let’s talk about something that I never see brought up on here and that is the topic of getting bitches.

I need pols help to get more bitches in my life.
I’m a fairly good looking guy but don’t have the balls to approach girls and even when I actually approach them I act weird, autistic and my mind goes blank from literally having nothing to say to them in the first place.
What are ways to improve my social skills?
How can I get better at talking to girls?

Let the fear of dying alone overcome the fear of talking to her

Just

bro the ugliest guys can get laid. stop being a faggot

Honestly dude just find the one you like on the street and follow her. She will eventually lead you to her lodgings and then you just go from there. It's that easy.

Yeah dipshit, talk to the ones you literally want nothing from

stop being outcome dependent.
stop jerking off to porn, too.

Consider marrying your cousin

Just get a sex robot you Taco Bell retard.

Too much thinking and not enough doing. You're going to strike out regardless but the less effort you put in the more interesting you are. It's stupid easy, you just have to get over your fantasies of what it's supposed to be like.
P. S. Girls are boring.

You literally dont want that. If you do you need to stop being 15. Find an okay woman, make her yours, redpill her, and fill her with babies

Take a shower
Hit the weights
Get a clue

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I'm actually a native born Pakistani but thanks for playing!

You expected good advice HERE?

Grab pussy

Pol talks about everything except getting girls so yea I want to see what a bunch of basement dwellers like me have to say about it

I can tell from your post that you lack confidence. Bro, just be more confident, that’s literally all you need.

I just fuckin told you. Follow her. Once your foot's in the door, you can stop the screaming.

>agree half.
confidence is not all you need you must think long term.
this is how you life.

terrebonne calle

>I don’t have the balls to approach girls

Then you're fucked until you grow a pair.
Hell, even if you decide to just rent pussy, you have to approach them to buy their services.

Chicks are only intimidating because you think they're intimidating. Most of them are complete retards.

go MGTOW. its the only way,

>How can I get better at talking to girls?
It's not hard. I was in the same boat. You need to realize girls are empty and vapid. They only care about instagram and how they look.

Can you talk to ugly girls? If you can, just talk to ugly girls for awhile and then tell do the exact same thing when you talk to pretty girls. Don't treat them special. Don't even be particularly nice. In fact be somewhat rude and they'll love it.

I didn't figure any of this out until I got really pissed off with life after the death of a close friend. I just started college and I didn't know these girls. I was somewhat rude and completely unconcerned with even the prettiest girls. They saw me as not trying to be all nice and friendly and in return I was never treated as a beta male orbiter. Shortly after that I hooked up with an insanely hot Italian girl and we continued to hookup a few times a week for a 3 months or so. Once some of these other bitches saw me with an attractive girl they wanted me.

That's how it works. They like to be mistreated (as long as you're somewhat attractive), they will want to "fix" you and they will be really attracted to you once they see that another very attractive girl they will believe that you have value and they will want you.

Women would never admit this but deep down they only really want a man that is able to provide for them. They are also subconsciously always on the look out to upgrade to a better provider. That's why they want you after another attractive peer is with you. They are weak physically and mentally. Deep down they love to be somewhat mistreated and told what to do. They are the ultimate followers. The stronger willed you are in not putting up with their bullshit the more they'll want you.

There you go, OP. That's how you fuck typical brain dead whores. That' NOT how you find a wife.

Practice on midgets

>native born Pakistani

Makes sense. Are you a Mudslime too, Muhammad? Not that I have any reason to trust a single word you type, considering you're a dirty fucking Paki.

Pretty much the only sound advice in this thread.

Midgets every time, I wish I had a midget.

The problem is when you are European and have superior intelligence and humor and want to talk to pic related who has no conversation ability or knowledge of anything, except maybe pickin out clothin, WITH WHAT THE FUCK ARE GONNA APPROACH HER WITH?

This is a hot midget thread now

I'd say go for a socially awkward introverted girl but from personal experience every one I've encountered that seems like I can connect with is already dating a mechanic or construction worker. Why Sup Forums why?

My theory is that they're introverts yet still a woman so they go after these low-rent chads and just settle thinking this is the best they can get.

There is one weird cutie who's a cashier that I've been crushing on. How do I break the ice with an awkward girl who's on the job?

My little treasures, I would keep them in suitcases under my bed.

Girls ARE boring in the slim case when they are what you like physicslly AND emotionaly/intellectually stimulating enough (say for example they are fun or funny) then they reject you and desire some famous guy.

I would be too inclined to throw a midget if I had one.

Where does she work? You could ask where the extra large condoms are kept.

Thats fine, they are always being thrown. Midgets know how to tumble properly.

Just dont throw them out of a window.