Animals aren't intelligen-

>animals aren't intelligen-
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holy fuck they bulid a waterslide ?

>animals are intellige-

That's fucking adorable.

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theres a mouse that keeps eating the fucking peanut butter off the traps im setting for it in my garage.
hes pretty smart. i saw him scurry across the floor and i tried stomping on him but i missed and about ripped my groin apart.
im going to kill the fuck out of it

how could birds understand displacement? this mustve been trained behavior

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sage

Crows aresmart as fuck. They'll drop hard seeds and bones on a road and wait for cars to open them

No matter how intelligent they seem, it is unfortunately all trained behavior through postivie motivation (ex. when the duck goes down the slide by interest they give it seed and so on)

Crows can count to 10
They can also recognize ice fishermen's lines and pull the fish in
They can recognize a face and tell other crows who to look out for

so are ravens to crows what niggers are to white people?

I've been watching this loop/ :3

>youtube.com/watch?v=TtmLVP0HvDg

This crow bends a metal wire, to make a tool, to grab food.

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news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/10/animals-intelligence-raccoons-birds-aesops/

Tfw
> a group of crows starts disturbing you by snowboarding on the roof.

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somebody post smoking birds. those are dope. chicks love cigarettes

I'd jizz my pants if they jumped straight into a grinder.

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This isn't politics.

(You)

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It is. Many people justify consuming animal products with "animals aren't intelligent".

There are treats at the top of the slide, when they get them, or attempt to get them, they fall down the slide.

Kek.

Serves you right. Leave that mouse in peace. No need to go on a killing spree because you got outsmarted by something with a brain the size of an apple seed

Well alright then.

Haha, this is interesting. We need crow winter olympics.

it's a way to build muscle and entertain the owner

there's food on that tray they need to reach for one grab it and they slide down rinse repeat

>not knowing that crows are the cheekiest of cunts
M8 they'd outsmart most of your population.

Fpbp

Change traps, moron. Go with a bucket trap if you don't care how it dies.

Animals are really intelligent
I see nerd films involving communication with aliens yet we can't even understand the other life forms on our own planet, what chance have we with aliens?

>aliens

ravens and crows are smarter than niggers.
niggers are just.... niggers.

>not capturing it and training it for some nefarious plot

FPBP

mice eat and ruin shit. fuck it
ive had these traps in a drawer for like 7 years. im going to get some of those glue traps. i figured its luck would just run out and it'd spring a trap but i guess not

Brain size is no indication of intelligence.
I hope that mouse fucks you up, I hope it's a mega mouse from outer space and has an IQ of 2000 and it traps you and probes you.
Poor little guy.

That's more metal tools than abos ever made.

They are both smart. Ravans can talk. Crows are great problem solvers.
Best birds in my opinion.

I thoroughly enjoy that pic actually happened

You can build a foolproof trap, just use a big box so it can't possibly get clear. You can re-home it in a niggers garden then.

>what chance have we with aliens
Take some Spanish classes moran

Yeah, I was thinking of one for a pet, a guy near us had one and it used to snatch things and land on people's shoulders in the park.

That's not an animal, that's a nigger.

How true is this?

When is the part where they get intelligent?

5/5 breddy accurate, especially the "Smell? I don't smell anything" bit.

i havent laughed at anything as hard as this post in years

Glue trap works but they fucking scream when trapped which is annoying as fuck

>moran
lol

fpbp

I would rather save a crow from drowning than a nigger.
Wait, I wouldn't be stepping on the head of a crow. I guess all is forgiven.

lurk moar

So would you if I nailed your feet to the floor.
Can't we get rid of mousey in some nice way that doesn't hurt it. One mouse won't be doing any harm.

>leftists are intellige-

Well, Bulgur?

Crows can learn by watching. So yep, someone likely showed it how to do it.

FPBP

lmao

Clear signs of intelligence in intelligent design, the lack of rationality and intellect, hence the ability to use rationality intuitively. This is the divine spark granted by the holy ghost what separates us from Gods creation.

Don´t mistake intelligence for intellect.

Don’t use glue traps just wait for him in the dark so he can’t see you and grab him. Jack him off before you kill him so he can cum at least before he dies.

ferrets really aren't that bad as long as you frequently give them baths, change their bedding, and of course, clean up their rancid shit

Ah, it's a thing is it.
Here's another thing, it's miss. America, she's all yours. I won't use her again.

Forgot the pic

Buy an air rifle I have a nice one and routinely take out squirrels from 50-100 yards

You know you glow in the dark, right?

If it's a lone mouse, just trap it in a non-lethal soda-bottle trap and dump it in the nearest field. Plague/infestation mice need to be eradicated though.

NEET Mouse bro should be shown mercy. Probably going to die a virgin either way.

>not just having a trap that jerks him off for you before killing him.

Shit, we have those for humans. It's only fair.

I do.

some blue jay hides peanuts in my back yard. I have no idea where that guy gets them but he’s got an entire stash back here. Every day I see him grinning at me with a peanut in his beak.

>not being the trap that jerks him off and kills him
baka desu senpai

yes

EVERYBODY SAYS
ABOUT THE BIRD

neofag

He punched out fire.......i mean....come on...

See, I think we should just be more honest with each other, think of all the people we could fuck over together if you started helping huwhite people instead of (((white))) people

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You're alright, Poland.

Wew.
Where would I get one?
It would be easier to farm these than puppies, You can post an egg.

correct. animals are smarter than niggers.

That's just what they say to assholes like you to get you to go away.
Their only real opinion is "I'm hungry and they taste good".
You're not making a positive change to the world.
Nobody likes you. You're not a good person.

Go off, learn science.
Invent tasty synthetic meat.
Feel good about yourself when most food animals go extinct.

>Hey user, wanna pet my snail?

>this must've been trained behavior
it's innate, afaik
they don't just repeat what they see, they actually think logically during the process, as in, in repeat tests they would discard the styrofoam weights that would flow on water, and just use the ones that are heavy
The new caledonian(i think) crows were also seen fashioning hooks out of various objects and then using them to extract food, all on their own without prior training

SLIMED

Some are even smarter than niggers

Yep, They smart

I want to help this poor wittle mouse. He's prolly a white mouse who lives on his own because all the other mouses are niggers (rats in other words).

Birds are dicks

Linked you by accident

crows are the australia of birds

no, its endlessly teasing them, this is cruel.
there is a bar full of food just out of reach at the top. they try their best to get the food but inevitably fall each time. when they get to the bottom, they go back to the top only try and get the food again, which theyll never get.

If we were to suddenly disappear, corvids would probably inherit the world sooner or later.

Urragh! You lot eat them AND pet them?
That's gross, it's basically a bogey with a shell

looks cute.
snails are underrated creatures

its what a slime girl would feel like if she were real

Can animals believe in God?

Then they are already smarter than humans ;^)

Duck shill go out