"look who finally decided to come out of his cave on Christmas Day! Sit down, user...

>"look who finally decided to come out of his cave on Christmas Day! Sit down, user, you're just in time for Trump discussion"

Shut the fuck up manlets

>discussing amerifats at the dinner table when it's not about laughing at them
You're not a real Englishmen. Bet you're Welsh.

>the door opens to the living room

>plastic cups
>paper napkins
>folding chairs
>cousins in casual clothing
I'm going back to bed. Mom and Dad, you're shit hosts. Peace bitches

Me after growth spurt

>ITT: user is 9ft tall and the doorknobs have been placed specifically for his stature

>look who finally decided to come out of his cave
jesus fucking christ
literally what mum says everytime i leave the bedroom

FE FI FO FUM

I WANT DINNER IN MY TUM

No booze? Time to snooze

Who the hell places stairs next to the kitchen? What kind of shitty house is this?

what kind of architecture desing is that,,door is very weird angle, you could fall. dangerous.

why is the door so high up?

lost

Hey everyone, politics is just a distraction. A circus. The deep state runs the world through alphabets and secret organizations.

Pass the stuffing

Why doesn't user the tallest of the family simple eat one of the smaller ones to show his dominance?

Spend more time with your mother, user.

NO TENDIES PROVIDED ON MY PLATE?
THEN IT SHALL BE MY COUSIN THAT IS ATE
IN A NICE THICK POTATOES STEW
POSSIBLY MIXED IN WITH OUR NEIGHBORHOOD JEW

Thanks for reminding me that I'm going to be working a 14 hour shift on Christmas this year

the biggest family gathering day in the US is Thanksgiving you fucking weirdo.
what kind of loser family talks about politics on Thanksgiving day?
get the fuck out of here.

user you remember your cousin right? She is going to have to bunk with you tonight, is that ok?

For normal sized humans (ie: 6”4+) we need to have door handles at an adequate level to alleviate lower back issues with stooping down to open doors designed for Manlets, women and children

At least you get those overtime bucks

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does mom & son incest VR count?

That’s the dining room you mongoloid fuck

do you faggots not see the hand and door distortions? It's a superimposed image over a family picture....

Lol My family always says this when I come out of my room.
Now I just come out with my Trump hat and sig heil to piss them off.
My brother married a German girl, so I'll put on Saving Private Ryan and cheer when the Nazis appear on the screen.
It makes her very uncomfortable, with her big tits, tight shirt.

Post pictures of her
Ficki ficki

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>then everyone on the bus applauded

GO AWAY, BATIN

>hey senpai i got u nothing cuz jews have all the money

You are even making me uncomfortable and I don’t even know or witnessed you, you fucking degenerate.

the fuck you talking about?

kys

Paddock in the red stripes

he's coming out of the cupboard you retard

You sound like a class act.

It's ok Canada you can boff your dog tomorrow.

Kek

This bothered me more than it should have. The house is decently decorated, but the cheap dining material just totally ruins it. I thought you were supposed to bust out the nice silverware and crystal dishes on holidays? Fucking subhumans.

Do you include your mom in it?

>tfw floating agressively across the table

My God that is the shittiest Christmas dinner I've ever seen. I would like to attest no, not all white people eat this way.
Lmfao! Look at the fancy windows and fancy light source and prissy looking family.
Mom got out the paper plates! And look at the food. You could eat better at Dennys.
Upper Middle Class people. Sigh. They claim to live well.

fucking kek

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That pic pisses me off. That family can damn-well afford an extended dining set, but they choose to seat their guests on those god forsaken metal folding monstrosities. My father does that shit. the man does extremely well for himself; when I still lived there, I used to do those "prove you're not a poorfag" threads on b with timestamp pics of his cars& watches & even inside the house & shit. I don't know how much our dining room table was, but he NEVER buys even reasonably priced shit. You know what he does when he hosts family events? Those fucking chairs. I don't even know where he has them, or I'd steal them & throw them away. My hunch is the caterers bring them, but I don't know. Regardless, that's no way to treat people that you've invited into your home. Fucking dicks.

well no, i have no desire to actually fuck my mom, i just enjoy incest.

>tfw all my family except for the drug addicts are for Trump
>drug addicts vent that Trump should have lost and that Hillary should have won, also voted for Justin Cuckeau the second he said "MUH WEED"
>said drug addicts neglect their kids
>tfw the rest of Canada are cucks for voting Liberal each times

oh sweetie

too short for pasta, too unfunny for bait.
1/10

i thought they were gonna fuck

also pics or gtfo

This. My grandma makes a fairy tale tier dinner every Christmas.

But he isn't american.

Top fucking kek

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE JEEEWWWWWSSSSSS

LOL I ruined my family. They voted for Trump, and take great joy in his "The Art of the Troll" Twitter shitshow. Christmas will be comfy.

>*cracks knuckles*
WELL ALRIGHTY

The meal is just beginning!

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WHY IS MY DOOR SO HIGH UP ON THE WALL

you still celebrate thanksgiving though, right? to remember how grateful everyone is because the indians didn't scalp us when they had the chance? you guys celebrate us, d-don't you?

>stomps on the center of the table, breaking it in half immediately because 10ft tall
>knocks out all the males and old women in a single punch each
>grabs the entire remaining ham and eats it in a few bites
>grabs the qt cousin and drags her back upstairs
>she dies at childbirth 9 months later because baby is a 25lb monster

have YOU, faggot, ever heard a thing called "fish-lense"? That's why it's distorted.

Your retard, idiot.

Thanks.

Christmas dinner is the best dinner of the year.

Ham, carelian pastries, potatoes, gravlax, egg butter, smoked whitefish, beer, wine, delicious ham derived sauce, mushrooms, smoked reindeer.

Good enough reaon for you neets to get out of your dungeons.

checked

People sure like to bitch in this thread. There are too many people there not to use cheap folding chairs and large events are when you break out the disposable plates so people can visit with each other after dinner instead of doing dishes all night.

>gravlax
wat is? i must know

God bless Trump for reuniting the white family unit.

>Ham
We roast two chickens instead of Ham here. Still, /comfy/

HATE

Fuck off, white collar faggot. They're having a better time than your fagget ass high class family

this is it. Fucking delicious.

WHY DO THEY DO THAT

DO YOU THINK IT HELP MY ANXIETY THAT YOU'RE ALL STARING AT ME LIKE THAT WITH YOUR SMUG GRINS ON YOUR FACE HUH!?

OH YOU THINK ITS ALL IN MY HEAD HUH THAT IM JUST A LITTLE SHY AND WIERD AND I JUST NEED TO BLOOM HUH

WELL FUCK YOU OKAY YALL JUST FUCKING HIGH ON FLUORIDE AND COMPLETELY UNAWARE OF YOURSELF YOU GOD DAMN SHEEPLE FOOLS

AYYO HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN'
WE
WUZ
COOKS
N' SHIET?

That sounds really nice. I don't even know what some of those things are. Probably at a huge oversized table so you finns don't accidentally touch each other while eating.

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I thought this was going to be porn, but then I saw the shutterstock watermark. But then I thought maybe someone did that as a joke.

Why am I disappointed?

Grandma cooks. Christmas is the best dinner of the year,
Pepper crusted prime rib with au jus for 18
plates and bowls piled with sides, but did I mention Pepper crusted prime rib with au jus for 18?
Home made yeast rolls, chocolate mousse and piles of cookies with baileys coffee for dessert.

But did I mention Pepper crusted prime rib with au jus for 18?

We only invite close family to our small table of gigantic amounts of food, so the occasional elbow to elbow action is often ignored.

Short and sweet, it's cured salmon. I think there are several ways to prepare it, but we just use rough sea salt and just a dash of sugar.

>multiple family members wearing coats or hoodies at the dinner table

Not the boomers. They buy all disposable shit so they don't have to do dishes. even the turkey is cooked in a throw away aluminum tray

>That weird cousin who had a thing for you as kids always hugs you as greeting
>When she gets you alone and reminisces about the games she'd try to play with you

Go away weird thoughts, go away

Some people use cheaper stuff because they don't want to have to do the dishes for a larger group of people. Have a friend's family who does that.

That's the bizzare thing, they do have there "nice" plates on the table, they are underneath the shitty paper plates.
The reason people don't break out the fancy china anymore has nothing to do with money or lack thereof, it's because women have become fucking lazy and don't want to have to wash any dishes so they make every eat off paper like schoolkids.

My 85 year old grandma is still kicking, and a product of the 1950's housewife era, and you can't keep her away from washing dishes.

What kind of door is this?

>user, you can come out of the cupboard now, the bull with your former gf went upstairs

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yearly reminder, that you can only celebrate christmas if u are a true christian. And BTW christmas isn't time for talking about a clown like Trump.

Yearly reminder that real Europeans celebrate yule, not the fake birthdate of a middle-eastern jew

Alberta?

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yes i agree. Fuck Jesus.

I had the hot cousin twins that were 12 years older than me. The age gap was enough that when I was starting elementary school they would have no problem changing in front of me. I'm still warped from it.

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C H E C K E D

That's the poorest christmas table I've ever seen, where's the food?

what

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Looks around table no niggers! Hugs and handshakes all around. Threaten fat cousin you look here no niggers at my table!