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Still sceptic about paying 249$ just to be told I'm a nigger. Are there any alternatives?

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I can tell you that for free
You're a nigger, OP

No need, you are a leaf nigger

Ancestry.com runs about $80 American. Sometimes they have sales.

43% Western Europe
21% Celtic (they leave out Britany)
16% Iberian (huh, I'm part real "Hispanic", but it's from the French)
7% Southern European
5% Native American (Damnit Grandma!!)
3% British (Aw fuck! an isle nigger!)
0% European Jewish

www.google.com is said to have a magical box where you can enter terms such as "alternatives to 23andme" and be presented with a set of search results based on your parameters. It's pretty amazing, and not very many people know about it yet so keep it on the downlow pls.

It's jew psyop. Don't give your DNA to anyone, ever.

Some of us don't use jewgle

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I thought that since OP was clearly alright with giving his DNA to kikes he would at the very least be ok with typing a search into google...


...ok, ok, this is super duper top secret so don't tell anyone, but there are *other* sites like this as well. One of them is duckduckgo.com/ but you didn't hear that from me. I really shouldn't be telling anyone this top secret information.

Look at your skin. Are you a nigger? Look at your bank account. Are you a nigger? Look at your credit score. Are you a nigger? Look at your educational attainment. Your Job. Your hobbies. Are you a nigger?

Way more goes into being a nigger than can be revealed in DNA. Niggers have an almost spiritual transcendent sense of how to be a nigger and if they stray too far off that path they self sabotage to get back in line. If you are a nigger you'll know.

>I thought that since OP was clearly alright with giving his DNA to kikes he would at the very least be ok with typing a search into google...

BTFO

Ancestry is run by Mormons, not Jews

Mormons think they're Jews.

Well, why not? Just as Hebrew as the Ashkenazis.

>Sending your DNA + your name and adress to some random corporation
i shiggy diggy

>Ancestry is partnered with Calico, a company focused on longevity research and therapeutics, in an effort to investigate human heredity of lifespan.
>Parent company of Calico: Alphabet Inc.

>5% Native American (Damnit Grandma!!)
fucking spic
pottery

You're results are in

Inb4 your*

don't give your DNA to anybody

i fucking hate this niggers so much you can't even fathom

nah he's a ching chonger looking for the 10% tocharian ancestory so he can upgrade to hapa (jesus being an oriental male is grim).

It's not really worth it IMO, and I've done it.

The ancestry estimates are kind of bullshit for two reasons:

1) The dataset just isn't that good. The main way its done is by asking people the ethnicity of their grandparents, and when somebody puts Italian for 4/4, they try to compare that with other people who listed such and find DNA that is "distinctly" Italian. So the readouts even between services can vastly differ. My 23andme and AncestryDNA outputs are very different.

2) DNA is just not that regionally distinct. Rail, boats, later planes all made people travel more, and it's hard to get that precise as the distinct DNA gets swapped around from successive generations, mixed in with DNA from the other parent.

At $250 it's really not worth it unless you have no idea of where you came from or suspect that you were the result of a non-paternity event. If your true parent were of a different ethnicity, then they are precise enough to tell that apart.

Ancestry.com (where I got mine) and myheritage.com

Feels good to be White.

t. butthurt amerimongrel

I don't think Myheritage is really worth it as the user base with DNA data is so damn small compared to 23andme (about 1 million) and AncestryDNA (over 2 million). They (Myheritage) are cheaper in a lot of foreign markets though.

Here's a pro tip. Take the test that is cheapest, then simply export the data you receive and upload to the other sites for free.

You'll be able to compare results easily.

Ancestry collects the shit out of your data and sells it to third parties.
Not something I'd be willing to do with my DNA records.

>great britain
>39%

This is how you find yourself dead in a Vegas room with dna all over the place and your family name shamed.

Totally true, folks. This here Anonymous internet user's undocumented claim is surely true.

Study facial anatomy and bone structure and you can figure your own race out without paying anything.

If you have brown eyes and black hair, you're obviously not pure white. Anything closer to pure blonde white is white.

Red heads race mixed with egyptian niggers. They aren't considered white, no matter how attractive they look.

they tell you on their site that they use the information afterwards for research purposes
it's not a full genome so it's not a big deal

ur empire was biggest in 18th century, but everyone prefers 19th century britain aesthetics, values, ideas.

18th century britain was kind of mean.

Just withdraw consent (or don't give it in the first place).

Is there a way to falsify your information and details so if you do give corporations your DNA, they at least don't know who it's from?

I've read somewhere that these companies share information and people looking for family members (paternal) can get them because of sites like these

I'm not butthurt, I have Ancestry from Southern Italy. It's much more likely than not that some moor ancestry ended up in some very distant relative up the chain.

But spending money to give DNA to tell me what I already know is pointless. And the same DNA at two different services renders two very different results.

23andme resolves me as 99.9% European, while AncestryDNA only totals up to 93% European. It then says 2% Middle Eastern, but it puts that as a range of 0-6%. So basically, they are projecting that I have an ethnicity in my Ancestry while admitting they don't have enough real confidence to say if I really have ANY of it.

A bit hard right now. V5 chip at 23andme is basically supported for import basically nowhere, and AncestryDNA has started using a new chip on some tests because the Illumina OmniExpress chip has been discontinued.

You don't have to use your real name. Just get any kit (I have a spare one from Ancestry) and register the ID from that kit to any profile you want.

don't pay for any of this shit user, you wouldn't beleive how arbitrary it is. Modern genetics is a joke, the methods of analysis and the classifications are just laughable.

you can't
once it's in the database you have no control over how they use it
you can tell them to destroy the physical sample when you first give it

Well, good luck to them for finding a John Smith from Norway.

Is that Spardot?

look into a mirror - still don't know? Than you probably don't want to

Pure Scandinavian reporting in

Feels good man

At least look it up, literal retard.
>stallman.org/ancestry.html
Search your shit.

Velkommen hjem, broder!

>Being this new

What is the Burden of Proof?

R8

Velkommen hjem, broder!

you could just type in search engine of your choice to verify my claim.
it's not like we're disscussing the existane of god or something like that.

Fair point.

The one from National Geographic is the most reliable one ...

You sure about that, Amir?

irrelevant
the data is still in the database

Fuck off gypsy, go shit under your bridge.

But yes, it's the only one that only takes 100% indigenous people, on the other companies you will most likely get jew %age.

It's funny how Icelanders' ethnogenesis literally began with the enslavement of Anglo-Celts
You're like the African Americans of Europe

just peace my brother. :)

I was satisfied enough I was white after this.

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tfw nordic living in traditional aryan lands.

>tfw you can't decide whether to spend 250 dollars to voluntarily submit your DNA samples to the NWO
>mfw I don't immediately get sent to the gulags come "The Day"

kek

You have sad eyes bro.

>aryan lands
>everyone looks like a turk

you look like you have 5 children you beat daily

wrong nigger. I have iranic aryan blood flowing through my veins.

i've been there
you're either delusional or larping

what? I paid $100

Azeris on the internet get upset when you tell them that they're Turks

The problem is that if enough people in your extended family get their genomes sequenced, or their genes collected/tested (perhaps even in a criminal setting), they now have enough reference points to narrow your own genome down to your name.

If, collectively, a bunch of your n-th cousins, aunts or uncles, grandparents, etc. get tested, it doesn't matter how anonymously you do it. You can pay for it with bitcoin-bought credit cards and have it mailed to an abandoned house, and they'd still figure you out eventually. You just can't guarantee that in the long term, your not-too-distant genetic relatives won't sign their genetic information away like retards.

fpbp

yeah they always talked about how they hate turks
they also wanted some mountain or something back from them

DON'T DO IT.
Pic related.
It checks out.

why are you jealous of baku?

Fucking jews

the technology they use doesn't analyse your whole genome
just specific parts of it
jews can probably find a way to use this against you but still
it's not likely

i'm not jealous at all mehmet

SNPs differ among the population. It's enough to zero in on you and potentially compel a more specific DNA test (most forensic tests now use STR DNA fingerprinting). In the future if the company has the physical sample still they could do an STR based test or full sequencing.

As far as i know they get the copyrights for your dna and are allowed to use it for whatever the fuck they want after peoviding their (((service)))

yes but it's just a very very small part of it

I'm from Danmark faggot, I married an Iranian. The pucci was worth it to become a roach meme

Brit genes sneaking in all over the place.

that's against their terms of service
also you can check a box to tell them to burn your sample

>You just can't guarantee that in the long term, your not-too-distant genetic relatives won't sign their genetic information away like retards

Yep. Some relatives of mine found this out the hard way (they had kids out of wedlock).

My grandfather found out that he had an unknown first cousin that was put up for adoption shortly after birth. We know that one of my grandfather's uncles had her out of wedlock, but not exactly which one. All of the uncles are dead so they don't have to deal with the fallout, but the descendants of one of these uncles are PISSED that DNA testing was done on ancestry.

Also found a first cousin once removed (Grandfather's uncle had a kid, kid had a child out of wedlock) of my grandfather. Luckily since he had enough background information, I was able to determine his exact birth father. Said birth father is alive, and I have no idea if the bastard child ended up contacting his biological father.

why would you ever marry down
you're insane

You can ask that they destroy the sample. As far as SNP data goes, they have to keep it in order to match you to genetic relatives and their terms allow disclosures to third parties if legally compelled.

>disclosures to third parties if legally compelled
i was not aware of this
guess the jews win again

Yeah, have a family member do your genealogy manually. Got an aunt who did tons of research about it once my cousins had grown up.

yep

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>In his blog post, Heath further insists that the company has “not sold or provided your genetic data to insurers, employers, or third-party marketers.” He does acknowledge that Ancestry could provide information to a law enforcement agency, if “compelled to by a valid legal process.” According to the company’s own transparency report, it received just nine such “valid” requests in 2016, all of them “related to investigations involving credit card misuse and identity theft,” and none for “information related to the health or genetic information of any Ancestry member.”

that being said compelled data has been done before to look for murder suspects

archive.fo/04aCR
>THE THREE MEN who showed up at Michael Usry’s door last December were unfailingly polite. They told him they were cops investigating a hit-and-run that had occurred a few blocks away, near New Orleans City Park, and they invited Usry to accompany them to a police station so he could answer some questions. Certain that he hadn’t committed any crime, the 36-year-old filmmaker agreed to make the trip.

>The bewildered Usry soon learned that he was a suspect in the 1996 murder of an Idaho Falls teenager named Angie Dodge. Though a man had been convicted of that crime after giving an iffy confession, his DNA didn’t match what was found at the crime scene. Detectives had focused on Usry after running a familial DNA search, a technique that allows investigators to identify suspects who don’t have DNA in a law enforcement database but whose close relatives have had their genetic profiles cataloged. In Usry’s case the crime scene DNA bore numerous similarities to that of Usry’s father, who years earlier had donated a DNA sample to a genealogy project through his Mormon church in Mississippi. That project’s database was later purchased by Ancestry, which made it publicly searchable

daddies dick was hard and I want my daughter to be a brunette

family results can be highly inaccurate

the estimate is that 2-4% of births are the results of non-paternity events

cousin took ancestryDNA when his entire mother's side of the family had pride on being irish only to find out they had virtually no irish blood at all

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and a 80IQ shitskin apparently

Someone needs to remake this picture with amerimutt faces

I'm okay with her being dumb, I'm gonna fill her up with daddies cum anyway.

i'm way to lazy tbqh famalam

this

NIGGER

what a terrible bait
have fun ruining your ancestry

>tfw a burger is whiter than you
Norwegians BTFO!

I'm single handedly making this region white again. Plus i only plan to use 1 of my daughters as a sex toy.