I posted about this before, with evidence taken from the highest levels of U.S. government, but the thread slid a few weeks ago.
Well, archive this thread because now you'll be seeing it on the news.
So far THREE androids have now been reported by the Kremlin, China, and Saudi Arabia. Verified & Confirmed.
Apparently, the President is going to make an announcement soon.
>(AP News, October 21, 2017) "Sources familiar with the thinking of President Trump have anonymously confirmed the phenomenon sparking a communications dossier going around about a trio of android girls flying in the skies."
John Cook
Kind of thinking this is some Weeb larping shizzle.
Cooper Cox
how about you go back to /x/?
Brody Rogers
say whut?
Brody Sullivan
fake & gay
Joseph Gonzalez
I don't care if you don't believe me, it's going to be on the news now. They can't keep it a secret anymore.
Blake Jackson
fuck off, there's no evidence of a positronic brain being invented yet
James Miller
Provide links to tweets/other sauces by AP then and I may believe you.
Nathaniel Russell
what in tarnation? this is the dumbest shit i ever did see. i like it tho
Michael Watson
This is the dumbest shit I've read in a while and I'm on this shithole every day. Congrats user.
Christian Robinson
Post links faggot. Post links to the AP article and to the other reports.
Ryan Lee
Do you idiots think I would tarnish my reputation or lose my media license just to amuse you? The president is about to make an announcement now before Russia or China does. Apparently, President Trump is meeting with the leader, called Marissa Lynn. The other girls are one in Russia, the other in China, right now! You don't have to believe me, because it'll be in the news any minute now.
Adam Butler
The scraphead season is open bois
Carter Rivera
I know user. I know.
L.Ron told me..
Aiden Cox
lol new copy pasta....im gonna save this and use it with my future LARPs.
Landon Roberts
Ok. Fox News just said they have an important announcement coming up, and CNN is reporting the president might be on live any minute to announce something big. Tune in, now!!! It's happening!!!!
Colton Cooper
...
Zachary Harris
pic related gf when?
Blake Williams
>tfw apparently summer isn't over yet
Owen Morales
so he's going to announce flying android womenz? would be epic. what purpose do these robo-bitches serve?
Ethan Wilson
FUCK OFF METAL GOYIM THIS IS OUR WORLD WE CAME HERE FIRST
Carter Ramirez
sure thing bud
Jaxon Sanders
look up "french aunt" on google images lol
Cameron Miller
I'm more or less certain this is a larp now.
David Thomas
>what purpose do these robo-bitches serve? I'm pretty sure that's what the president is about to explain right now live TUNE IN THE NEWS NOW!
Aaron Russell
wake me up when they release the pleasure model
Evan Perez
You did this the last time. No news came out. Go choke on a nigger dick and die you miserable fuck.
William Mitchell
>So far THREE androids have now been reported by the Kremlin, China, and Saudi Arabia. Verified & Confirmed. Aren't androids supposed to be by design as close to humans as to be unrecognizable?
Anthony Bell
AYOOO WUZ HAPNEN?
Evan Hall
They might be Clones. They might be Drones. They might be Cannibals, sucking your bones.
Ayden Howard
Son, have you've been sniffing glue again? It's too good to be true.
Juan Robinson
...
Jacob Kelly
no shit.
Ryan Wood
french toast; aunt jemima
Samuel Perez
Someone posted the same LARP but about AI. We AI androids now?
Nathaniel Lee
WE WUZ TOAST N SHEIT
Jayden Jenkins
Yeah, he's live having a lunch with the CO of Boeing and the CO of Singapore Airlines. >.> They're buying fucking airplanes. Calm your tits.
Xavier Roberts
it was literally nothing singapore is just buying some meme airplanes from boeing feeling sleepy after watching that
Asher Ross
we are not stupid user....we are just here to make fun of you.
Jonathan Bell
*CEOs... phoneposting
Samuel Collins
OMG It's being reported right now on Sky News and BBC 24. They are saying "OP is a massive faggot and has no dick. We repeat - no dick."
Gabriel Torres
N E V E R F O R G E T
Angel Murphy
Lol, wut?
You know with the way this timeline is right now it wouldn’t even surprise me.
I’ll bite this terrible bait.
Where did the androids come from?
Joseph Hernandez
So how do you explain this,asshole????
Dylan Stewart
what if they make a hack/slash animated movie with gilbert gottfried as mortimer strick?
Blake Long
Sage
Kevin Lopez
OH SHIT NIGGA IT"S REALLY TRUELY HAPPNIN
Benjamin Butler
Yes, that was me. It's related. Not larp.
Pic is proof.
Dominic Wilson
Why do you think OP sucks so many dicks?
To fill the dick shaped hole in his heart.
Isaiah Rodriguez
don't let facts or logic interfere with the LARP user
Luis Wright
can confirm i was watching live from my car stereo
Daniel Cox
>presint
Oliver Lewis
>verified and confirmed Yes. Totally. In fact totally totally.
