What is the biggest embarrassment in your country's history?

What is the biggest embarrassment in your country's history?

we're living it brother

I would seriously bet good money that he sits down to piss

What is that document?

Bono

And of WW2

The thing above us

9/11

...

Japanese surrender documents.

lol

Fucking kek.

For real though, I'd say we're living under it. Canada's only really gone to shit over the past few decades starting with Trudeau senior and peaking under this Trudeau. Canada was an Anglo-Saxon man's paradise until their wretched family fucked us all over.

Vietnam

When we invented "American" cheese.

There are people that piss standing?

electing merkel again

bazinga

there are so many we're the model the left from the rest of the world uses to shape your future

To be fair, Canada actually had a military in WWII. RIP

jews

The so called "system change" after 1989. But honestly politics was pathetic that time.

5 presidents in 12 days.
Like and absolute banana republic.

everything, especially our cuckmander-in-chief

speaking of paedo heart symbols

Every day since the 70s

Not standing can be yours Germany.

>What is the biggest embarrassment in your country's history?
I don't even know where to start

>Frenen
?

the election of a gay nigger muslim president

We were liberated by the Canadians.

Come to think of it....that's probably our biggest embarrassment.

thats one messy document

Bringing Germans to Prussia in 1226, and sparing them after defeating them in 1525.
Also, our king could had made his son a Russian tsar in 1610, but he refused just because his son would become orthodox

i don't know which is worse. that nobody gave a shit about the Canadians or that they crossed out new zealand to give the netherlands a spot and rewrote in a spot for new zealand and still left the free space left by who cares about canada open.
seems like the easiest fix would've been to fuck canada and give the netherlands that spot and be done with it

That's not embarassing. Do you know how we treated the japs in Canada? Kek, we were more ruthless than the other countries on that list

I've rented an Airbnb in Aachen once.

First thing he said was I had to sit to pee.
Next he explained what the 8 different recycle bins were for.

WTF Germany, you used to be cool with your leather jackets and your fast cars.

Oh fuck now I see what happened. Stupid fucking Canadian.

Shut up you fat cuck. Go visit blacked.com with the rest of your fat fuck countrymen you cunt

i see what happened there! Literally LEAFPOSTEN in real life

10th of december to the 2nd of january is more than 12 days idiot.

Losing 3 times to Icelandic fishermen in the Cod Wars

Don't you mean below? As bad as Canada is, Latin America is a cancer that needs to be dealt with

>the Canadian representative, Colonel Lawrence Moore Cosgrave. When signing the Japanese copy, Col. Cosgrave – perhaps owing to blindness in one eye – placed his scrawl below the line reserved for the Canadian signature and instead signed on the line of the French representative.

He was a one eyed badass that cucked France. Deal with it faggots

Wrong. It started in 20/12/2001 and ended 02/01/2002

You are reading the inauguration of De La Rúa that was in 1999.

In the 19th century the US was far too weak to do anything about us. Like if we gave you a reason though. We actually did nothing wrong and never invaded like migrants.
Mexico is not us, not even Brazil is as cancerous as them, no Brazilians flood our countries.

When our liberals surrendered the country to France in Napoleonic times. Twice.

>Canada was an Anglo Saxon mans paradise

Kind of. I'd say that was true only until the 90s and even then the eastern provinces have been fucking the west for a long time before that

Then what on earth makes Mexico such a fucking mess?!

Hahaha

Moron!

Why would you sit to piss? I hate the one time a day I have to sit to poo and touch the germ covered toilet seat with my bare ass I can't imagine sitting for the other 10+ times that I pee

Napoleon did far more good for our country than bad.

Just because he's French is no excuse to hate him.

>"American" "cheese"
ftfy

>ywn stick your dick between those tight thighs while he eats the nigger cum out of his wife's pussy

Try peeing without any pants on.
Notice anything hitting your legs? - that's pee splashing back at you.

That said there is no way I would sit in a public toilet.
But at home where I have to clean my own bathroom I rather sit.
Think the seat is too dirty? - clean it!

Shit, I'll be rich if I knew. Maybe the fact that they have such and easy scape plan, to literally go north and live of welfare from you.
Here, you have nowhere to flee.
And that is reflected on pic related facts and the state of both countries.

Do your homework next time instead of just copying an image you stupid faggot

this leaf is triggered

He doesnt sit down to pee lol, I bet you walk around with pee splashes on your legs.

pic related

This burger is 52% chance of being white, but do we really want to take that gamble? Fuck off nonwhite

im trying to figure this pic out, whos being a dick here? Or did the ozzy write in the wrong spot and fuck everyones shit up?

Those cod fishermen are some tough bastards though.

See

When you pee standing up at a urinal, the splashback causes you to inhale small particles of your own piss. Real men hold their piss untill they have to take a shit. it's more efficient that way. If you were a man, you would have known this.

so true, in my home province of British Columbia, we're being invaded by the chinese and similar groups from asia, as well as Iranian populations, surprisingly. It's disenfranchising the white population in the province through manipulation of the real estate market and an ever expanding welfare state. Think of BC as the California of Canada, except with the Chinese instead of mexicans.

>pic related, just an average day in the city of Vancouver

United States

Tony Blair.

Not chopping of dicks as well

Giving up our rule of the sea.

where should i start?

That's literally only Vancouver. Go to the other bc towns in the interior

Yeah, that was just more anglo-fucking the frogs in North America.

Pee is sterile though

We still love you toothpaste

It is not. It's pretty clean, but not sterile.. Especially not when it's someone else's pee. It also smells funky.

There are even people who don't wipe their dick after peeing.

Preheat the oven to 200C

I present
The Destruction of The United States of America
we have never been more divided, thanks to this

You beat me to this.

Melbourne

People wipe there dick after they piss?

this raises more questions, so he half wrote in the french box and completed in the canadian? where was the Australian representative? you must answer me now

Sovok.

NOT HOT ENOUGH

People piss and shit on each other in porn. It can't be that bad

it's also happening in the surrounding areas going as far as Coquitlam and Surrey thanks to the recent extension of the millennial line. The high school i attend is mostly made up of different east asian groups such as the Chinese, Japanese, Korean, etc. as well as Persians and Indians, so no, it's not "just a vancouver thing".

>mfw I pee in the shower. Not while I'm taking a shower, but from the outside because the bathtub is 3 steps closer than the toilet
>mfw I pee like that even when I'm about to take a shit, cause only bitches sit when they pee

Joining EU and supporting its growth into this monster.

There are people that intentionally cause the prolapses of cavities for porn. Doesn't mean it isn't bad...

I would say it was that Paul De Leeuw. He molested a child on live TV and the Dutch public loved it.

>Le Anglo face

The kid was fine.. Unlike 1400 British kids.

He didn't complete it. The Canadian line is left empty

>leaf implying writing your signature on the wrong line is more embarrassing than having this fucking retarded cuck as president

Wouldn't a prolapsed anus be more functional for anal and pooping

kek

It's a shitty formatting, but basically, you're supposed to sign the line ABOVE your country, not below it. The Canadian skipped a place put his signature where the French guy should've.
This forced everyone else to strikethrough the original text and rewrite the full names of their countries.

This isn't a competition. It's embarrasing in the news but TV. That being said saville.

This. Based Switzerland!

Going from having the greatest Empire the world has ever seen, where we introduced, railways, trade, rule of law and education to millions...

to now where if I say something truthful on twitter, about certain things, I would be imprisoned.

It's insane in the extreme, and shameful.

>be notorious shit posters both online and in real life
>shocked at the state of their government

Can one be blind to their own abhorrentness?

Swiss embarrassment: Probably the the yes vote in 2006 making us a Schengen-Dublin 'state' with no borders

Now then