Be a western male

>be a western male

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>be Jewish male
>want to hang out with all the cool white kids
>kill Muslims to try to fit in
>but can't stop myself from stealing their money
>now the whites and the browns hate me

you are responsible for this

cute this is so much more pure than men falling for roastie parasitism.

t. didn't notice size of hands or adam's apple

The weak succumbing to the demons in the end times. This how the wheat is separated from the chaff.

>Americans

Here's the problem: Men need a mission in life. But it can't be just any old thing - it has to be something that connects them to a larger whole.

Our countries are basically nothing but meaningless bureaucracies anymore. So service to country can't be a meaningful mission. Christianity, as a religion, is 99 percent cucked, and constantly shits on men (it's true, there's a while weird thing where social conservatives are allies of feminist man-haters.) So that's not going to serve. In the past, at the very least, family could serve as a mission for a man. But women are now hypergamous sluts for the most part, and the state exists to cater to their whims, including destroying men who they regret having sex with by expanding the definition of 'rape' to include 'sex you regret.' If you find a women who's TOLERABLE and won't use the state to destroy you, you're one of the lucky ones - let alone finding an actual good woman.

So what do men, with no path to follow and no mission, retreat to? Video games - war-simulators that allow them to imagine some higher calling.

Anime - the one form of media left where cute, innocent, but sexy girls aren't seen as 'problematic' - basically the one last form of media that doesn't view male sexuality as inherently shameful.

Porn, to provide a pale shadow of what sex can provide - better than nothing.

And casual sex? Actually, people in general are having less sex than ever before - and this will continue, as the gender wars make any interaction between men and women inherently more fraught and dangerous (generally for the man.)

>I just want to cuddle, no hookup
>Ok fine

What a fucking cuck...

>i'm so confused right now
nothing to be confused about. you're a faggot now. congrats on being an oppressed minority. you'll get your card in the mail within 30 days

tfw I finally read the entire post and realize we were talking about a dude in wigs all along.

The solution to this is seizing the empty, hollow churches and reclaiming it from boomers and Jews. Christian Zionism is a heresy, and we need to be preaching this. The bible calls Jews the synagogue of Satan for fuck's sake.

God says women need to be mothers and bear children. God says men need to work, build nations, NOT create the tower of Babel, reject degeneracy and sodomites.

I mean, seriously. Even if you don't believe in anything, there's this massive infrastructure system and religious orders whose leadership are knocking on death's door. Take it!

I am straight and this gave me mild (mind you just MILD) boner

Dude's a fag, but this is as harmless as any hookup with a random slut. I'd start worrying if he wants a gay marriage instead of having a nice woman and kids.

It isn't gay if it is a feminine penis

>sucking cock is harmless
>flag
Carry on.

You’re pathetic.

You fucks have been going on abouth “The End Times” for the last 1000 years.

Try reading something besides “Left Behind”.

Stormfront dumbfuck:

“The Synagogue of Satan” refers to people claiming to be Jews that aren’t.

>sucking cock is harmful

Is that what your wife tells you?

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>I basically sucked her dick
>basically sucked
>her dick

>And I was like so into her and the sex was sooooo good
No, NO, no, none of this happened. I believed it was just some cuck until that line, but no, this is fanfiction from some reddit tranny. Only a delusional man could gloss over the realities of anal sex with another man, pretending as if it would be comparable or even similar to a vagina. Fucking hell this is pathetic

You’d have made a great Brown Shirt.

Why would Jesus care who was or wasn't an idolator (read: Jew).

>sucked her dick

It's not gay if the trap is convincing.

>it was just so good I didn't even notice, woOw!

I guess I'll see you at pride on a float wearing a sequinned g-string.

Things on reddit that never happened for $1000, Alex.

Ask him asshole. Or you could stop being stupid and read the actual verses.

Jew’s idolators?

Fuck me. You’re dumber than I thought. Christianity is completely blasphemous. Makes sense, a bunch of Greek and Roman assholes jacked a Jewish revolutionary movement, bolted some Greek & Roman friendly mythologoy — gods impregnating women, virgin births, god incarnating — and used it as a state religion.

You don’t get much more idolatrous than the Trinity, hanging crucifixes everywhere, the veneration of Mary, and praying to saints for intercession. Hell, accourding the Rambam, Jew’s shouldn’t going into a Cathedral since Christiatity is inherente polytheistic. Interestingly, he also rule that it was OK for a Jew to enter a mosque as Islam is monotheistic.

>Her dick

>unironic paganism

Keep telling yourself that as you slide right over to the right of the Kinsey scale.

>implying I wouldn't instantly befriend any Jew that kills mudshits

evidence traps are gay

>Christianity is completely blasphemous
>Jews are not idolators
"Well, from my perspective, the republic is evil!"
Pretty sure the synagogue of satan was referring to Jews practicing Judaism for worshipping "the wrong God".

How fucked in the head are you?

Christianity is as pagan as it gets. The only Hebrew pagans disappeared before Mt. Sinai.

But your kind never was particularly good at knowing things.

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hurrr hurrrrrrr festivus hurrrr saturnalia hurrrrrrrrrrr christianity is paganhurrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr

this is a legendary post

>when being an average male is so awful that trannies start seeming like a viable alternative

thanks greatest ally

>pretty sure
I’m pretty sure you’re cherry picking that right out of your ass:

Rev. 3.9
Look at those who belong to the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews but are liars instead.

The shocking thing is that it got thousands of upvotes at 95% upvote rate. The world has gone crazy.

That isn't a tacit affirmation of Judaism, just because he's calling out Jews who aren't followers of Judaism: that doesn't mean he endorses Judaism, it means that those Jews were 'satanic'. Christianity is all about 'equality before God and his creations'. Jesus wasn't exactly on good terms with the Jews, they chose him over Barabbas ffs.

I want off this ride. What did I do to end up in hell?

Bullshit.

First of all, the dude was Jewish. You’re spouting the same bullshit that Catholics have been saying for centuries. Leaving out the fact that most Christian scripture is fucked, even going by what it says shows the whole raft of problems. Not the least of which is Revelation stating the New Jerusalem will descend and that 12,000 members of each tribe, 144,000 Jews will be brought together.

>First of all, the dude was Jewish
Not spiritually. Ethnically, yes. Not religiously, that's what the synagogue was referring to.

what a cuck

Yeah it is. And it sounds like you know that and only left with some bullshit wannabe ridicule to deflect from that fact.

Let’s rub it in:

The resurrected dying god was a meme going back to at least Osiris. How ‘bout Easter (most important Christian holiday) is a total rip of the feast of the goddess Eostre. It’s even got the same fucking name.

Oh, and this is the best part. Know why are calendars all fucked up with a weird Leap Year calculation? It’s because Easter is the first Sunday after the First Full Moon after the Vernal Equinox.

Completely pagan.

fucking jews killed this young man. dammit jews not again.

it’s very harmful. makes you a cocksucker

Is that what your wife told you?

Bullshit.

Even your own horseshit scripture, Matthew 5:17 to be precise, includes:

“Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them, but to fulfill them.”

Of course, y’all try to make that sound like “er...um...see....The Torah doesn’t count anymore”. Which was easy for y’all to do since it was a bunch of Greek and Roman jerkoffs that were following Jews around, but knew fuck-all about Judaism. The only think they know how to read was the Septuagint. Which is why your scriptures quotes Jewish scripture incorrectly. It was a fine translatation for a cursory understandning, but abosolute dogshit for religious purpose.

This is also why y’all try to say the Jesus was hassled and betrayed by the Pharisees when every single fucking doctrine he had and taught was straight out of the Pharisee playbook. See, when you don’t know anything but the Septuagint, you can make silly mistakes like that.

The whole thing, and the likely total invention of Judas, was a PR stunt to deflect blame. It’d be pretty fucking embarrassing for the Emperor to have to admit to the state executing god for sedition. So, “it was t3h joos...not us kthxby..btw you have to go to church nows”.

lmfao. The eternal manchild interested only in cummies and fingering his own butthole. You find out your tinder date is a tranny and instead of saying no thanks you suck her dick.

Just nuke us, Kim.

Dude, it would have been impolite not to suck her dick.

It isn't my scripture, though.
BY fulfillment, he doesn't mean continuation, the fulfilment doesn't necessarily mean he agrees with the rest of the prophets entirely.
It isn't "the torah doesn't count anymore", try and stay on topic.

> Her dick

>Hi transgender, I'm Ben
This fucking guy

>but she thought
>she
ugh I read the whole post and first half was bad enough but second is cancer

>I basically sucked her dick
Oh god reddit

>liberal humor

Isn't it the most unfunny, cringeworthy shit ever?

Like a 5 year old would find that funny, but these are two 25 year old college students treating each other like retards and, well, they're right, they are retards.

>tinder

stopped reading

This is really sad that sam hyde wrote this

It's way less funny when it's unironic.

You are pulling this right out of your ass.

I'm calling bullshit. Unless you had lived in a basement your whole life, how the fuck do you not notice you're talking with and kissing a man??

Filthy swine.

Sounds legit.

Pot calling the kettle black.

you forgot your meme flag jew.

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Man, I gotta start using tinder again.

Bullshit.

You’ve obviously studied nothing, but feel qualified to talk about hermeneutics.

Here’s a great one: you missed a critical fuckup in your “thinking”. See, Christianity depends on the idea that Jesus was the moshiach (Messiah). Of course, they fucked it up and gave it a religious connotation it never had, but still. Now, you’re on about Jesus being a non-practicing Jew. If that’s the case there’s no way he fulfill the legal and prophetic requirements for *any* kind of messiah.

So yeah, it’s pretty obvious that the origin of your opinions is nothing more than your anal sphinchter.

So you mean like Ashkenazi Jews who are mostly converts from eastern europe and can't trace their lineage to the tribe of Judea?

really toasts my bagel

Only kinda gay.
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>its the same buttmad czech in every thread being anal pained about being wrong

go to sleep slav

This is gay and fake.Its just some gay fag trying to make sucking dick look normal to straights.GTFO

Who claim to be jewish, but arent (becaude they're all a bunch of satanic fucks)
There, you can do the read g now that someone else did the thinking for you. Go larp somewhere else, your manchild welfare queen isn't very popular here.

So?

The whole kingdom converted. That’s part of the reason that Jews don’t proselytize. You’re not just getting some religion, you’re joining a tribe. If you convert in the proper fashion, that’s it. You, and all your children of such a mother, are Jewish. Forever.

For all purposes — a convert can’t marry a Kohen...and there’s one other thing I’m forgetting, but it’s something about holding a certain position in a certain type of legal proceeding...those a converts children can do both of these things—a convert is a Jew. In fact, there are prohibitions against treating converts as outsiders.

Nice try dickhead. You’re fucking wrong, you know it, and now you’re trying to double down and power through.

It’s clear to anyone who knows anything that you don’t know shit.

>this assmad pagan slav who doesn't know how to read
Bruh if you can convince people we didn't need them hanging around anyway

Always fun to hear from the Christian Idenity types. Y’all are always fun to watch. When you try to think you get the same look a dog has when someone shows it a card trick.

As for popular, I’m right out of fucks to give about you or your kind.

>all those arguments
Oh, wait.
Final (You), you glow in the dark types are usually mlre entertaining than this.

You know i think i understand why things like the inquisition used to exist.

This is why

I just want a girlfriend to take on long drives while blasting synthwave

You aren’t a “we”. You aren’t a crusader. You aren’t good at anything.

Your kind are exactly the same kind of trash that became Brown Shirts. Since I’m sure you don’t know shit about history, even the kind you pretend to like, be sure to look up Nacht der Langen Messer (Knight of the Long Knives).

If anything interesting happens to y’all at all, it’ll be somethnig like that.

>final (You)

Another escaped reddit fuck. I’m surprised you didn’t say “upboat”.

>but basically she's sleeping next to me right now and I'm sitting here tripping because I just sucked a dick.

>the whole kingdom converted
Lol are you taking about the Khazars? There is some evidence to show the khagan and the begs (lords) converted but it's more than likely that most of the tribesmen were still shamanistic tengriists and the subjects followed whatever religion they were following before.

fake news

Yes, the Khazars. So? if the conversion was valid, and the Ashkenazi traditions would certainly seem to indicate that it was, it doesn’t make a difference.

cute.
more tranny romance stories please.

Reddit needs to be stopped.

Don't just mischaracterize anime like that though. They have way better stories, characters, and development than western media. Western media ruins good ideas by forcing them to fit into the typical cop serial or bottle episode archetype (see Lucifer, Limitless).

Western media stands no chance against Durarara, K, Magi, even anime that is clearly geared to a younger audience like Blue Exorcist is a considerable leap beyond western media.

It's not just about tiddies, it's just objectively superior content.

They should both be shot.

Anime!

What do you think the new testament is based upon?
FYI the old testament existed 1500 years prior to what can clearly be identified as a "circumstantial" adaptation.. in a form of "The Bible".
At least understand theology in it's basics before making more unsubstantiated comments on a Bhutanese anime image board.

The Old Testament is my toilet paper and even Jesus realized the absence of spiritual Judaism.

Hahahaha good story op

If that's true then you jus dun fucked up.
One or both of 2 things will happen

A) youve got aids and will die. Soon. And painfully

B) your gonna be sucking cum from it's asshole for the rest of your life

Another shill thread on Sup Forums why is it the same three people always start the same shit threads, really please fuck off, no really. Please.
It's all the same group of shill, leftist and communists, antifa, beaners, transqueers, alt right, nat socs, all the same thing every day, the same posts, the same answers, and no discussion. You all claim about this and that being the international work of a cabal of Jews, but I honestly think that the true "Jews." Are all of you, spewing literal low end shit from your sperge minds and keyboards, all the while sniggering. I honestly wish Sup Forums hadn't banned the John threads, because then at least you guys would spend the time on the boards where you belong. So please, fuck off back to the /brony/ Sup Forums /soc/ and /d/ boards where you all truly belong.