Wanting the characters to fuck

>wanting the characters to fuck
>"GOD WHY WON'T THEY FUCK"

Protip: You're doing it WRONG.

You're not supposed to want them to fuck. You're not supposed to have them humping like rabbits and lose all sexual tension afterwards. You're not supposed to want them turn into your average 3DPD couple or your disgusting, boring Amerifat/Yuropoor representations of "happy couples with fulfilling sex lives". Only shitbarrel-tier casuals who eat shit up from Hollywood woudl actually want this to happen.

It's about the humor that comes from two dumb prudish teenagers being shy and shit from being next to each other. You're supposed to appreciate this specific dynamic, you low-level casual scum.

So, dumb baka gaijins who can't appreciate retardedly dense MCs and retardedly prudish and innocent female leads, please go and stay go. You'll never get what you want. Our superior Nip overlords, no matter how low they fall, will never have as much shit taste as you folks.

Are you feeling okay user

lol faggot

No. I'm fucking mad.

Why are filthy pig-disgusting westerners having the same hobby as I do? They don't even know how to appreciate it.

You're lost. The Yuri board is that way.

>watching rom-coms
>watching harems

>implying that shit happens in the majority of works

Dear God. There's no saving you casual scum. Why the fuck do you even watch anime? Just stick to Game of Thrones.

There is no sexual tension if it's made clear that the whole story is structured around the characters being JUST stupid enough to not fuck. Even a child can tell they're being led around.

>westerners
Seek medical assistance, communist neighbor.

>stupid enough to not fuck
>"Smart people, like me, fuck!"

Then, you're implying kids who don't have sex are stupid? You people brainwashed by this sex-obsessed society sure are pitiful. How is it living life where sex is the only object of concern, the only object of happy discourse, and the only goal of your life? Could you leave your pretty mongoloid cartoons out of your putrid delusions of "normality?"

It's like you're implying not having sex is irrational and abnormal. And yet, sometimes, I find our harem protagonist smarter when it comes to romance than the dumbfuck next door who thinks he's found his "true partner" after wasting 28 years of his life breaking up with 10 different women.

There's no real meaning to a full-blown romance with sex when you're in your fucking teen years, anyway. Just appreciate your retarded character interactions for what they are.

stay mad

"HURF WHY WONT THESE COMEDY HIGH SCHOOLERS FUCK IM SO ANGRY" and "NO SEX IS FOR DISGUSTING 3DPDS" seem to me equally autistic viewpoints.

i will stay mad fuck you

and just remember, your pic related only happens in the minority of works. Very few occurences. The elevens, with their vastly superior taste, will make sure their cartoons don't turn into American reality TV shows.

Shut the fuck up you blathering idiot. These stories all revolve around people who have strong mutual feelings for each other, who make it clear to each other just as many times as they fall on each other's crotch.

Nice bait thread, faggot.
>You're not supposed to
You can't tell me what to do, asshole
>waaaaah! Why doesn't everyone have the same shit taste as me?
Kill yourself.

>It's about the humor that comes from two dumb prudish teenagers being shy and shit from being next to each other.

Shame that got old 10 years ago, especially with Japan's shitty writing.

>These stories all revolve around people who have strong mutual feelings for each other,

Yes, and? Does that justify your mouth-foaming rage when they don't start making porn vids?

Face it, Amerifats. There's a reason why people hated the shit out of Kare Kano after a certain episode. Shit's not interesting once they fuck. Their interactions can't be viewed through the same lens anymore. Why the fuck would they blush, have MISUNDERSTANDINGS, and do other various cute shit after they've seen each other fucking naked and rubbed their genitals?

This just proves my point. You casual scum just don't know how to appreciate your cartoons. It baffles me why you even watch this stuff and why you're even here, in this board.

You dumb morons honestly think the reason why sex isn't so explicit in anime is because "OTAKUS CAN'T SELF-INSERT! THAT MUST BE IT!"

Or, it could be, you fucking morons, sex has no place in the story. Stop assuming sex MUST be the logical and only next step between two characters who like each other. Absolutely fucking haram.

It's useless to reason with these sex obsessed incel kids OP, don't bother.

>The elevens, with their vastly superior taste
>translation: I only watch seasonal anime and have no idea what romance stories are like in seinen and josei manga

When people say "Why won't they fuck" what they are really saying is "why won't they become a couple".

I mean, I am sure we would like to see some fucking going on but really it's just another way of saying they want to see their ship happening you autist

Yes. It'll be much more interesting to see your anime turn into Hollywood.

You're ignoring stories where the MC is explicitly trying to get laid and the girl who daydreams about his cock are involved in hjinks.
B gata H Kei did it pretty well.

>Stop assuming sex MUST be the logical and only next step between two characters who like each other.
wait, it's not?

On that same note has it right. OP you are ignoring the manga that exist out there that actually do involve fucking or at least have the characters indicate they want to have sex not just for comedy

There -is- no interest the very moment it is made clear that the whole story is just an excuse to get 2 archetypes into wacky situations. The focus goes to the wacky situations, and the characters matter less. It becomes just another comedy that can be easily replaced. Nobody cares about the story in these works, because there is no story.

>seinen and josei manga
>2 genres out of a billion disprove your point OP, ha! I'm so smart!

wew lad. So, when you get hernias after being so unbelievably frustrated about Dense MC #12, do you wack it to your seinen and josei mangas? Fascinating.

>Seinen and josei
>Genres
Please actually kill yourself

>OP you are ignoring the manga that exist out there that actually do involve fucking
Because they're irrelevant to my point. People wouldn't complain that the characters aren't having sex in those series. I'm not claiming that chaste characters are a golden standard. I'm saying they're not a bad standard. And the frustration of casual weebs at these lovable, dumb characters is unwarranted and quite irritating to see.

Turn it into Bollywood for all I care, doesn't change the fact that Japan has been putting out the exact same thing for over 10 years

After you, faglord. Nips consider them demographics as well as genres.

I'm surprised why you haven't killed yourself yet during one of those "Shounen = Genre vs Demographic" debates.

>Why the fuck would they blush, have MISUNDERSTANDINGS, and do other various cute shit after they've seen each other fucking naked and rubbed their genitals?
Because some people want mature romance, not the same reharshed shit featured in every harem ever
Harem: that's the fucking key word. I don't give a shit whether characters have sex or not in harems, because I know their main focus is throwing the same shitty jokes over and over again. See TLR.
But in romance anime that do not consist in misunderstandings and other shit like that and try to build a mature story, there is nothing wrong with including sex, if it makes sense story-wise.
Also, if you want everyone to comply with your taste, you're not different from "le ebul nurmalfags"

I wish l could type this fast, OP.

>the whole story is just an excuse to get 2 archetypes into wacky situations

You're exaggerating. Only a small percentage of media actually try to make this the main part of the material, especially in TV anime. Complaints against series like these would be completely justified, and they're irrelevant to my point.

>After you, faglord. Nips consider them demographics as well as genres.
No they consider them just demographics.

>2 genres out of a billion
>genres
>a billion
>shone and shojo are a billion
You have no idea what you're talking about. And if you think your harem no. 178228 is better than well written romance, suit yourself, I don't care about your shit taste.

>I don't care about your shit taste.
That's completely fine with me.

The important thing is that most Japs don't care about YOUR shit taste. I recommend you find another hobby, quick.

And trust me: Jap media that explicitly have sex are a few in comparison. And they don't sell like hotcakes and they don't set the standard for the next wave of copypaste shit. I eagerly await the day of your seppuku.

>most Japs
>Jap media that explicitly have sex are a few in comparison
[citation needed]

>The important thing is that most Japs don't care about YOUR shit taste
Given how the main audience for anime is made up of otaku while manga are more widespread in comparison, I doubt it.

>Having sex before marriage

>if you want everyone to comply with your taste.

My rage does not come from them not conforming to my taste. It comes from their idiocy of having completely irrational expectations.

Sex can make sense in a certain context. But it's never a necessity. Even in "mature" romances like the ones you described. Baka gaijins act like it is, however. This is irrational.

[almost every adapted TV anime ever]
Count all MCs who have had sex in/off screen during the past 10 years.

I guarantee you it's less than 10% of the total amount of characters.

>One day, they'll listen to us gaijins, and Miura will finally quit Idolm@ster and work full-time on Berserk!

Pipe dreams. How cute.

>anime
Most nips watch anime now?

>implying
Studios must adapt manga because they're bored. They probaby just pick from a box full of random manga.

Doesn't change the fact only a fraction of manga readers watch anime.

I agree, the purity of Japanese teen romances has a certain magic to it when it's well written and not the usual ecchi fanservice shit. And Hollywood movies go way out of their way to force sex and/or kiss scenes into many movies that don't need them, which can be very annoying.

OP, it's their loss. They are already punished by their ignorance. Don't be mad.

Actual relationships are so rare in anime it's actually refreshing to see it. One of the biggest pluses about the pile of shit that is SAO is that Kirito gets in a legitimate relationship, no bullshit, they just date. I somewhat agree with you but actual relationships need to be more common.

This argument is moot. There's no way to verify that more nips read manga than they do anime, and by how much. Just because number of manga > number of anime doesn't necessarily mean that each manga series has 1,000 readers.

What's certain is that trends of popular material are visible through anime adaptation of manga. And big-dick Chads are not yet in style in our mongoloid cartoons.

>moot
Who?

Exactly. This argument is meaningless, like the word "moot" who refers to someone nobody knows. A strange word indeed.

>What's certain is that trends of popular material are visible through anime adaptation of manga.
That's a biased way to look at it. Again, the main anime audience consists of otakus. Not all popular manga get an adaptation, because some of them wouldn't sell well if they were adapted. A real romance story (as opposed to harem teen romance) wouldn't appeal to the easily offended sensibilities of otakus.
Also, the audience of these stories probably don't even watch anime, so an adaptation would hardly boost the sales of the source material.

>That's a biased way to look at it.
But it's fact.

"Why Is The Title of my Light Novel So Long?"
"The Melancholy of [insert girl's name here]"
"The Melancholy of My Long Light Novel is Now in an Isekai?!"
"SoL in a High School Setting: The Manga!"

Now, what do these all have in common? Their respective animes were all successful hits. It's a sound way to look at what's hot in the chingchong cartoon scene right now.

A series featuring a realistic couple having very realistic dialogue followed by very realistic sex (sex adds a large element of realism to the character) will never be a hit when adapted.

>A series featuring a realistic couple having very realistic dialogue followed by very realistic sex (sex adds a large element of realism to the character) will never be a hit when adapted.
Thanks for proving my point.

Man OP, I get where you're coming from but calm the fuck down your autism is rampaging.

Normal American cartoons don't have that kind of thing either. The only ones that do are the sort that are clearly aimed at adults.

Kids have to watch some sort of entertainment on Sunday mornings.

Of course, but apart from otakus and kids, there are not many Japanese who watch anime. As for manga, it's a different story, it's not uncommon to see salarymen reading them on trains.

But anyway this whole argument is just plainly retarded. Japan is not Victorian England, people over there are not so sheltered as OP is making them out to be. If you asked the average manga reader over 18 (the stories in question are aimed at adults) what they think about sex in manga or weeb media in general, they would most likely answer it depends.

What point? You have none.

>people over there are not so sheltered as OP
You still think this has anything to do with consumers' view on sex? All of Japan could be gigolos and whores for all I care, they still wouldn't like their ditzy teen romances with sex in them. This has nothing to do with morals regarding sex. It has to do with anime and what to expect from it.

And nips do not want to watch their dumb teens act like dumb American teens. They like their dumb teens Nippon style: naive and cute.

You are not understanding the point. You think I'm attacking sex-liberation culture directly, saying "SEX IS BAD!" However, my frustration is with you dweebs expecting non-anime things from anime. Explicit sex being one of these non-anime things. Depiction of explicit sex, in screen or off screen, is and always was rare in the anime world. Stop screaming "JUST FUCK ALREADY" at your screen. No one wants that shit except you filthy gaijins.