Monster Musume thread

Who's excited for Halloween and Miia's birthday?

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Going to be Manako's birthday first.

Halloween Miia a cute!

When's her birthday?

its two months away,
but perhaps we can do something for haloween

Doppel is the Superior Girl

>I'll be innawoods circle jerking on skinwalker corpses with a bunch of /k/ommandos at that time

S-sorry Miia.

Fuck this. Im born on Halloween, and my waifu is Rachnee.

They should have swapped birthdays.

Halloween.

Didnt remember, what day?

Zombina is the Superior Girl

Figures that Miia's birthday is in october, considering she's a witch.

>zombie
>superior
I beg to differ, user.

Would you rather your Waifu get raped or killed by Orcs?

It makes more sense to have Lala's birthday be Halloween. She is a psychopomp after all. But I respect your wishes to share a birthday with your waifu.

>Rachnera will never reach the other girls the joys of aggressive lewdness
>Miia will never pin you down and coil around your arm
>she will never whisper in your ear that if you don't give her the dick right now she will snap your arm
>she will never orgasm and break your arm anyway because she was so wrapped up in the moment

Why go on?

September 19th

If they try it Suu will be the one doing the raping. I expect it won't go well for the orcs.

>don't give her the dick right now she will snap your arm
Always knew that Miia is worst girl.

Raped, I would make her rewatch the recording all the time to destroy her spirit

But user, she's perfect

Killed I guess.

Less painful for her especially in the long run and It would make things difficult between us.

Plus then I could recruit Lala to follow me as I go full Goblin Slayer on the Orc race.

Goblin slayer with guns.

So the Punisher I guess.

superior snek

This is the one and only true perfection, user.

Tara is the superior spider

Neither. Who would make such a decision? You should protect your waifu with your life. Especially if she has scales.

>childhood dream car is a snek
>never really grew out of that
>still get filled with childlike excitement when I'm near a snek
>was at full mast when I got to ride in a snek
>tfw waifu is snek
>tfw can't take my waifu for a ride in my dream car

FUCK life is cruel.

What does Lala dress her self as on Halloween?

The orcs have you both captured and force you to make a choice. They're going to beat you severely but you'll survive.

a cute girl

They'll beat me if I don't make a choice or if I make a choice? Anyway, I'm pretty sure my stronk waifu can handle some orcs.

But she drank all the milk
She probably won't pay for it either
I'm not so sure about this user

But that's just like every other day.

you know those gag arrow to head things?
imagine that with a pike and and she puts fake blood on and makes a dead face in order to give the impression of a head on a pike.

>Tara
Excellent choice lad.

>Fujoshi calling anyone pigs
Zombina pls you're in no position to assert superiority here

I use THAT.

I owned a snek for awhile. It was a salvage title so that really cut the price down.

True.

I want Tara to beat up the disgusting Orcs and princess carry me away.

Gen 1's are in the $20k or less range so they're not unobtanium. Plus I'm working my ass off at school so I can work my ass off to afford a newer one.

>It was a salvage title so that really cut the price down.
did it have problems down the line?

user, you forgot they attack as group.

Depends on the orcs really, Green Orc or Porc?

And you forget that Tara has great strength along with thick thread.

JOKES ON THEM


SOMETHING SOMETHING ELDER GOD

Penis explode with cum

Porcs are the only thing we've seen in Monster Musume. It would be interesting to see what a Porc (female) looks like.

Zombina's body parts are unstable and the government or MON probably has to finance every new replacement for her. You should realize it already, user that she's a failed scientific experiment, after all.

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>beat up
user she'd straight up slaughter them all. That's what makes her the ultimate stronk waifu.

That's MGE, though. Okayado's porcs would probably look a bit furry, if we're being realistic.

It was a Gen 2

No, most of it was cosmetic damage. I had the mechanical issues fixed professionally. I worked on the cosmetics myself. Never got it looking proper, always got shit for driving a ratty Viper. I always acted like I didn't give a fuck though, nobody knew I bought it that way, so it just looked like I was rich as fuck beating up an expensive car

She may be a >spoiler, but she's my >spoiler

I'll just get a Gen 1. I'll tame it or die trying.

Remind me, did we ever seen cthulhu fhtagn nips?

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Then enjoy your >pic related, user.

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for an Orc to break into your house with the intent to rape your waifu. Why don't you own a gun?

That's a bit closer but I still think she would have a pig nose.

She does have a pig nose.

It's hanging from her ear.

That's a really good idea, actually. Though I'd much prefer it if her head was on my pike.

I own several user.


I also have an pic related next to my bed though so that Orc is fucked.

I mean on her face, silly.

Guns are illegal in the UK. Although I do have a bunch of my dad's old cricket bats.

Zombinafags are into necrophilia.
>Thicc Orc
Delete it user.

>read that as BOOM CLAP
thanks user, now I'm listening to shitty synthpop

>my dad's old cricket bats.
user I've take the liberty of alerting the local constabulary you are in possession of deadly weapons.

A fairy or an angel, something compltely contrary on about how she dress everyday

You also want to let them know my waifu is about as dangerous as a million cricket bats?

I imagine her doing either of those with a lewd costume.

She's too goddamn modest to have this lewd of a body.

That's the international talk like a pirate day
Deepest lore: Manako was a pirate sharpshooter prior to her joining MON

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So if fish had sex with snake, their child would be eel, right?

Why would you do that, Ceiling Satan

I'd like having a gen 1 someday. They are right in that timeframe before cars were packed full of electronic bad driver aids.

My main gripe with them is their awful interior, looks like a cheap kit car

>Guns are illegal in the UK.
no they are not, handguns are
sport rifles and shotguns are allowed.

Don't be a brat, bin that bat

>Animu
user possession of animu hurts the feelings of muslim migrants, you should also be charged with a hate crime.

Remember also that male Orc orgasms last for 30 minutes and they can use their thick semen to plug up your waifu's vagina and anus for some time.

Reminder that her shit logs end up right in her fuzz

I wish a nigga would. -/k/

which one is the futa in this arrangement or are both futa? You might get a snekmaid or a mersnek depending on which girl is the father.

So would her neck hole be receptive to this or what's the deal here?

What did you really expect, user?!
I bet some of them would've never touch a corpse in real life, and you expecting me to believe they would actually fuck one. What a joke...

>G3 type rifle with wood furniture
You have chosen..........Wisely.

I'm pretty sure Lala has the biggest wardrobe of all the girls

I wonder if any of the Zombinafag are morticians or any other funeral or forensic related profession.

No because I live in Wales where guns are seen as satans right hand (if you live in the city, people are pretty chill about it in the country side because farmers own them). Stronk waifu will protect me

Tio probably has her beat with Tio being a follower of various fashion trends.

because it's still fun to listen to even though it's shit

Of course I do, loser. The fuck makes you think I don't?
The orcs are going to die.

>tfw like Bina but am not a full blown Binafag (she's in my top 5)
>tfw handling dead bodies isn't out of my job description

Oh please. Wales is better than Englanistan

is the other 4 percent pan fauns that were born from human-sheep couplings.

Nah, they just acting all tough and cool, but when reality comes, it would be too gross even for them to face their own weakness. But I do understand why they're trying so hard to discredit the Primest Wench, since they waifu isn't even the best undead.

I think it'd be more than 4% by now.

That would be correct

If only......

Maybe a drawfag can make a Pirate Manako for her birthday.

a Threesome with cici and yuuhi is a better undead combo?

Can't trust him, a Welsher is always a Welsher.