>tfw started studying at Oxford recently (Jesus college) >tfw ate lunch in an ancient wood-paneled dining hall with wood benches and portraits on every wall >tfw walking around alone on chilly evenings and thinking of all the great minds who have done the same thing >tfw went for a stroll again on Saturday with a qt upper class girl around town and along the river >tfw she pushed an envelope underneath my door yesterday morning inviting me to go to a formal ball we'd discussed >tfw she is embarrassed by the fact that I'm the only state school educated person she knows but says she finds my worldliness interesting >tfw surrounded by well-mannered, sophisticated, intelligent people almost 24/7 >tfw stood by my leaded window last night in my ancient dorm room and cried because it's so beautiful here >right now sitting in a silent library full of the best minds of my generation reading books written by the best minds of previous generations (that pressure though) >have a lecture in an hour which will probably mean another essay and a ton more research work >planned to watch Lilya 4-Ever with the same girl later on in her dorm room since I recommended it and she offered to cook food >tfw we kept bumping the backs of our hands against each other while walking the other day and I know she was aware of it just as much as I was
i am so, so sorry for the people here who don't get to attend an Elite university. It's one of those very rare occasions were reality actually exceeds expectations in almost every way. I feel like I am in Hogwarts and it's literally an unbeatable feeling.
Benjamin Gonzalez
>Paki Programme Link tvplayer.com/watch/channel4 (Has the audio descriptions for the visually impaired on for some reason, KEK)
Jaxon Wilson
To be fair to the make up artists she does look properly inbred.
Noah Gray
REAL THREAD
FUCK TRIPNONCES
Levi Roberts
Here's where we stand
Cameron Reed
Wtf I love Muslims now!
Aiden Wilson
Rural and suburban retards btfo
Cameron Butler
...
Bentley Adams
REAL THREAD
William Garcia
>literal commie
Jordan Wright
Fuck you. Got 47%, but should've got more because Ted was correct.
Ryan Taylor
Based Captain Birdseye.
Benjamin Johnson
>another one No time for a duel tonight. Got to do a bloody 1500 essay for tomorrow. Only done half.
Josiah Mitchell
Embarrassing.
Gavin Cooper
>we're as british as you
It's not just that it's incorrect which bothers me, it's just downright rude. Imagine I went to Pakistan and said I was just as Pakistani as the locals
They'd say " the absolute cheek of that wanker" or something like that
Ryder Nelson
Wish you luck
Parker Watson
We've had "muslims are the real victims" and "women aren't second class"
Xavier Jones
67% then 73% because I went back in and changed Ted to Edward.
Chase Perez
>calls people brainlets >threadsplits
Liam Hernandez
No one cares lad.
Bentley Moore
hmm
Aaron Wright
On what?
Tyler Morris
Yet she's not allowed to talk to the Muslim men lol
Eli Smith
Already managed to squeeze in a T.S reference.
Isaac Wilson
a duel ? is this vidya game ? I loved Witcher 3
Jason Thomas
KEK Done.
Xavier Ross
Blake and D.H Lawrence- effect of nature in two of their works. Done the Blake bit, now onto Lawrence.
Owen Rogers
>20-30 boyfriends S K A N K K A N K
Jason Butler
(you) do
Aiden Turner
...
Jeremiah Young
forgot pic related
>Introduction CALL IT ARRANGED MARRAIGE
Oliver Nguyen
How old?
Charles Morales
That doesn't matter.
Anthony Wright
write both of them are shit and plaster a massive poster of eliot on the page
Levi Nelson
>"I had lots of boyfriends before I got married" >*MUSLIMS' DISDAIN OF HER INTENSIFIES*
Nicholas Ross
I need to stop drinking as so many on my back , need to get gym ,Get pumped as younger ! I told ok .. Choice your battles lol
Jack White
>in traditional muslim culture, men and women socialise separately What a PC way of saying segregated. Could you imagine how it would be reported if a political party made men and women socialise separately at a conference?
Ethan Ortiz
...
Hudson Carter
By 21 I think she meant.
Julian Scott
fair enough, still a lot worse if you are like 17 instead of 50
Nathan Williams
we already had "it might not have been muslim"
Cooper Scott
fuck me thats high mileage
Connor Perez
It's been a while but late night ABBA is back.
Post the song that describes how you feel at the moment.
In India women are ESCORTED LIKE MONEY =Which they ARE so young Poos rape young street kids as norm !! this was on a UK show !
Tyler Myers
inb4 her family yell pakis out the village
Colton White
got some nudes of t.s eliot lads
Andrew Wilson
>Could you imagine how it would be reported if a political party made men and women socialise separately at a conference? I'm going to take that seriously and say they would be praised for having 'women only' areas
Juan Turner
BASED White Northern Brexiteers
Cameron Rivera
I'll deal with you tomorrow. Got some questions that need answering.
Austin Mitchell
>northern >white
Tyler Richardson
73%
Gavin Cox
Women were a mistake
Carson Brooks
Channel 4 documentaries always feel so fucking scripted tbqh.
Anthony Bell
Where is this based town?
Zachary Edwards
You'll do nothing you coward.
Evan King
Orthodoxy is the only way.
Joshua Jones
...
Christian Turner
Manchester seems like a worse place to live in than London desu
Jace Allen
53%. I guessed two people as "Neville" and missed the actual Neville.
Ethan Jackson
You seen that Glaswegian dyke cunt on that hashtag?
Grayson Gutierrez
...
Jose Wright
Is that how you talk to your imaginary children?
Julian Butler
whats this referencing lads
Jace Evans
I know right, that blonde apologist though...
Easton Myers
You can add wacist
Austin Perry
Some have said you are a Black Guy.. I dont care.. but I hate Niggers an ghetto scum an I hope you same ? we ok .
