I have decided to start a cult. This is our God.
Anyone in?
Jesse B. Watters
>Reads off a teleprompter
>Doesn't talk about anything not approved by Jewish producers.
Nope.
You're still a cool guy Jesse, you should go independent.
Also, This is a serious question. WHY IS JUAN SO DELUSIONAL?
In. He's from the Greater Pennsylvania Reich, he's a natural choice.
Forgot to mention, Juan is the Antichrist.
based /Xanarchy/ is the only redbilled ideology
Juan is only there for the white wimen
I decided to let my dick get sucked off by cucks.
You in?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
In the world of The Five. Jesse is God, Juan is the Anti-Christ and Greg is Greg.
Never heard of him.
Greg is the Pope.
He's like a gay Ross.
Okay, that works too.
If you're actually Jesse you should send Sup Forums a signal during the show subtly to indicate this.
We'll see.
He is not funny and his show is boring. How he got a job on Fox news? He must have dirty on somebody.
Not memeable. He's still the "hip and young" O'Reilly sideshow.
The prophet Bill O'Reilly gave us the Holy Gospel: FOX News.
this guy is a piece of shit, i hate this guy more than orlly. the only tolerable people on Fox is that gelding cuck the boy, Tuck her Carlson and Sean Hannity. and Hannity is a piece of shit for how he treated Ron Paul will never like him. Sad! I'd still fuck most of those vapid empty headed, feet shaking, shoe dangling whores though.
Jesse I need to let you in on a little secret.......
ISRAEL IS THE PEDOPHILE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. ISRAEL CONTROLS PIZZAGATE.
Good luck.
>look at this democrat nigger
>look how bipartisan we are
controlled opposition
>woah I went around the streets of LA to see if anybody knows who this founding father is
>wow look at these snap cuts of dumb fucks who don't know that it's Thomas Jefferson
TMZ tier reporter
W-what about D-dana.
She she was a public ..... speaker.
There is only one true god.
He is Waters.
This is His World.
Dana is a dirty roastie that won't stop fucking Jasper. Her husband is beyond cucked
Juan is awesome and part of the reason I enjoy the 5.
Sometimes he plays token dem and it's obvious when he is. Otherwise he's in reasonable dad mode.
Laura Ingraham is /ourgirl/
He stands about 12' 5".
who is watters targeting as his audience? i don't get it. he's like the zero calorie version of tucker carlson.
>watching talmudvision like an illiterate lumpenprole
Meh 50/50
His testicles grow daily. I can't wait until Jesse rips the lips off that nigger Juan Williams.