Jesse B. Watters

I have decided to start a cult. This is our God.
Anyone in?

>Reads off a teleprompter
>Doesn't talk about anything not approved by Jewish producers.

Nope.

You're still a cool guy Jesse, you should go independent.

Also, This is a serious question. WHY IS JUAN SO DELUSIONAL?

In. He's from the Greater Pennsylvania Reich, he's a natural choice.

Forgot to mention, Juan is the Antichrist.

based /Xanarchy/ is the only redbilled ideology

Juan is only there for the white wimen

I decided to let my dick get sucked off by cucks.
You in?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

In the world of The Five. Jesse is God, Juan is the Anti-Christ and Greg is Greg.

Never heard of him.

Greg is the Pope.

He's like a gay Ross.

Okay, that works too.

If you're actually Jesse you should send Sup Forums a signal during the show subtly to indicate this.

We'll see.

He is not funny and his show is boring. How he got a job on Fox news? He must have dirty on somebody.

Not memeable. He's still the "hip and young" O'Reilly sideshow.

The prophet Bill O'Reilly gave us the Holy Gospel: FOX News.

this guy is a piece of shit, i hate this guy more than orlly. the only tolerable people on Fox is that gelding cuck the boy, Tuck her Carlson and Sean Hannity. and Hannity is a piece of shit for how he treated Ron Paul will never like him. Sad! I'd still fuck most of those vapid empty headed, feet shaking, shoe dangling whores though.

Jesse I need to let you in on a little secret.......


ISRAEL IS THE PEDOPHILE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. ISRAEL CONTROLS PIZZAGATE.

Good luck.

>look at this democrat nigger
>look how bipartisan we are
controlled opposition

>woah I went around the streets of LA to see if anybody knows who this founding father is
>wow look at these snap cuts of dumb fucks who don't know that it's Thomas Jefferson

TMZ tier reporter

W-what about D-dana.

She she was a public ..... speaker.

There is only one true god.

He is Waters.
This is His World.

Dana is a dirty roastie that won't stop fucking Jasper. Her husband is beyond cucked

Juan is awesome and part of the reason I enjoy the 5.

Sometimes he plays token dem and it's obvious when he is. Otherwise he's in reasonable dad mode.

Laura Ingraham is /ourgirl/

He stands about 12' 5".

who is watters targeting as his audience? i don't get it. he's like the zero calorie version of tucker carlson.

>watching talmudvision like an illiterate lumpenprole

Meh 50/50

His testicles grow daily. I can't wait until Jesse rips the lips off that nigger Juan Williams.