I have decided to start a cult. This is our God.
Anyone in?
Jesse B. Watters
Michael Ortiz
James Sanchez
>Reads off a teleprompter
>Doesn't talk about anything not approved by Jewish producers.
Nope.
Carson Rogers
You're still a cool guy Jesse, you should go independent.
Also, This is a serious question. WHY IS JUAN SO DELUSIONAL?
Landon Price
In. He's from the Greater Pennsylvania Reich, he's a natural choice.
Samuel Cook
Forgot to mention, Juan is the Antichrist.
Aiden Hughes
based /Xanarchy/ is the only redbilled ideology
Aiden Gonzalez
Juan is only there for the white wimen
Ian Lee
I decided to let my dick get sucked off by cucks.
You in?
Jackson Sanders
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
In the world of The Five. Jesse is God, Juan is the Anti-Christ and Greg is Greg.
Blake Price
Never heard of him.