"Dad I'm gay"/"Dad I'm trans"

>"Dad I'm gay"/"Dad I'm trans"

How would Sup Forums react? Is there any saving when he "confesses" at a young age?
What if it's your daughter coming out?

No meme replies that involve killing your kids pls.

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As long as it's a feminine penis, son.

I'd love him and cherish him and try my best to instill my values in to him as I would have anyway

>>"Dad I'm gay"/"Dad I'm trans"

no, untill you're eighteen you're not

Abandon that life and try again somewhere else under a new name. Not even kidding. You've pretty much already failed as a parent.

"Fine, but if you bring a black home you're out."

This only happens to shitty fathers.

i wouldnt sugarcoat it and would be disappointed but obviously wouldnt disown

i would have multiple children to buffer the blow.

he is, unfortunately, still my son. being gay isn't a deal breaker.

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I CANT BREATHE OMFG

- Dose his breakfast with 3000ug of LSD and MKUltra him over the following several days into abandoning his perception of identity and instilling traditional values

- Go on vacation to Dubai and hire an Islamic faction to kidnap him and imprison him in a middle eastern village for the rest of his childhood

post-birth abortion

>me "Sigh... Who touched you this time?"
>Kiddo "J-j.... j-j.... OLD UNCLE JOE BI-"
>Me "say no more"
>Break neck
>Start over


Nah fr tho "Have fun at the front lines kiddo"

Probably shoot myself for raising such a mistake. That or kick them out, disown and disavow his lifestyle. No will, no financial support, he doesn't exist to me anymore.

That kid's hair is irrationally messy, unless dad just woke him up from a dead sleep for the ole sex talk.

>Dad I'm gay
I'd call him a faggot then ask if he wants icecream. I'd insist he get extra nuts as a topping.

>Dad I'm trans
No you're not shutup

I honestly can't say but I can guarantee I would be deeply disappointed, even if I didn't tell him so.

It would honestly go something like this

>Dad, I'm gay
>Alright, nothing to feel ashamed of. As long as you're happy, I'm happy

>Dad, I'm trans
>What do you mean by that? Do you like wearing skirts and have long hair? Does that mean you're trans? Do you know what trans means? Do you feel like a woman? If so, what exactly makes you think that your penis should be a vagina? Better think about this some more, son. And if you still think like this after that, don't expect me to pay for your sex change. When you're 18 you can do what you want but as long you're my responsibility I won't let you scar your body like that. Alright, goodnight.

kill the failure and start over maybe with a different breeding sow to try to avoid the mistakes of the sow that produced a faggot

I would tell them that as long as they don't engage in the behavior (i.e. in homosexual activity, crossdressing, HRT, or SRS), then it would be okay, and that it would be noble to struggle against such urges. I would feel really bad for him though.

Same thing for a daughter.

If they, in their teenage or adult years try to bring that into my home, they get disowned.

bump

faggot

Ur grounded from the internet and youre going to chop wood with your grandpa for the next few weeks

>ok but you have to suck my dick now

im never having kids

"you haven't even gone through puberty yet you little shit, no more TV or internet for you"

I’d say no you need therapy.

I'd make sure I have another kid to balance it out, and make sure the gay kid learns how to paint or home decorate.

Gender is a social construct but you need to have surgery to change it!
t. Jews

"No you're not"

>"Dad, I'm gay"

"Just don't act like a total faggot then, son."

>"Dad, I'm trans."

"You're probably going to commit suicide in a few years. Mom and I will start making funeral arrangements."

"Dad I'm Gay/ Trans"

No you aren't, son. The Jews and their fluoride got to you and that god damn Kike of a school teacher got their agenda into your head. I should have known something was up when they took you on a field trip to San Francisco.

No more school for you.
We are learning history and riflery at home from now on.

I'd make fun of him until he stopped, if he doesn't at least he's not a pussy bitch about it.

Wouldn't accept a trans in my household though, straight to therapy for that one

>Dad I'm gay
You're still my son but I don't approve of your lifestyle. It's unhealthy for you and for society. I will never approve of any partners you have. If you want to change I'm always here.
>Dad I'm trans
You're still my son but I don't approve of your lifestyle. It's unhealthy for you and for society. I will never approve of any partners you have. If you want to change I'm always here. Also if he's under 18 tell him he has to chop his own dick off I'm not paying for him to fuck himself over.

HAHA

murder-suicide is the only valid answer

He'll suicide himself either way, might as well just wait it out.

Lemme taste that feminine cum, but only after you fuck my ass.

>That's fine son, I'll still love and support you, but I sadly have to inform you now, you know, we're doing that aren't we, sharing bad news?
>Well, you're out of my will. I'm sorry, but I can't leave everything I've lived and worked for and built to you. I've sacrificed enough of my life, loves and time to birth and bring you to this point.

>Tonight me and your mother are going to start motions to have another boy who wants to be my heir and have a family. I'm going to fuck her deep. You're going to have 3 more brothers if that's what it takes.

>I'll be there for you, I'll visit you in hospital when you're recovering from your sepsis infection induced via unclean dilation, I'll be attending your funeral when you blow your depressed brains out.

>I care about you son, never forget that.

>How would Sup Forums react? Is there any saving when he "confesses" at a young age?
>unzips pants
>prove it

>What if it's your daughter coming out?
>unzips pants
>I'll fix that

I will probably be living under Sharia by the time I have children, so I'll just honor murder him and pretend he never existed.

That's the spirit Finbro

Literally this

>Lesbian
Don't care
>Faggot
Disowned

"Dad I'm trans" No you are going through hormone adjustments called puberty. Something every person on earth has gone through. It's normal to feel all messed up. You'll be fine.

"Dad I'm gay" What the heck are you doing having sex at this age???? Who did you have sex with? Who is putting these thoughts into your head? No more internet, TV, radio, or public school for you.

>>Lesbian
>Don't care
How could you tolerate a carpet muncher daughter? Dykes are the most joyless horrid catladys ever. I'd absolutely tell a lesbian daughter to get the fuck out of my presence because I never want to see her again

What about the mom? She might remember she had a kid.

good

Then she'd better keep her fucking mouth shut

This.

Shouldn't that be the case if they're straight too then?

>"Dad, I will go against everything you and your ancestors stood for because I need a dopamine hit"
He gets one lecture, after that he's disowned.

find the person that made them believe this and beat the shit out of them, give them the ass kicking their parents never did
then again I wouldn't stick my kid into today's public school

of course not. the stink of vaginas is the purest garden expelling scent known to mankind for 6000 years

>im gay too son, aren't you glad i kept it to myself? otherwise you wouldn't exist. heres a secret, everyone is everything, it's what you choose to be that matters, and if you wanna choose to be a faggot, than go ahead, but know that you chose wrong, and ill be here when you change your mind after learning the hard way

i guess everybody is so gay that it's explained by the water. all it is is concentrated woman garbage in there. so same thing. nothing new under sun

>hold that thought
>I'm gonna call uncle "faggot medicine from Edison" Pence

youre going to be waiting til youre dead; breeder of faggots that outbreed you now. lmfao

>"Dad I'm gay"/"Dad I'm trans"
>unzips dick

call the frog and let him be a fag with his cats and pedophilia

Yep. "If you're adult enough to risk becoming a parent, you're for sure adult enough to get a job and pay rent and pay for your own insurance and college" was pretty much the talk I got. Convinced my HS GF to just do oral and the occasional 69 if I felt like getting throat cancer. I'm not sure what exactly I'll tell my kids when they hit puberty, probably something similar.

Son...

Show them the dick chopping video and explain DILATION which they must do a few times every day to stop the wound from closing up.

"Dad, I've searched and searched and realized that I'm a NAZI and want to devote myself to completing the Fuehrer's great work. Heil Hitler!"

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how the fuck does a child change their genitals without their parents knowing about it? If my son managed to do that without me knowing, then I should fucking kill myself right then and there.

Why do people post the same shit every week? With the same picture, are you looking for different answers or are you getting paid to slide?

vaginismus. and it's done for like two months and that's it. i dont know why gay and tranny is same thing for OP when i didnt invent feminine penis and you guys did

this should be mandatory viewing material during sex ed
all they need to do is hire conservative oldfags who are good at scaring kids to teach the class

The less stupid version of this is move innawoods and cut all ties with media, processed foods, meds, etc.

Just like Sam Hyde: youtube.com/watch?v=JuZBgxTwtIE

I was afraid to tell my dad but he's just happy I'm happy parents just love their kids and that doesn't change just because they're trans/gay.

how old?

>my work is done here

The only good answer

"It's fine son, I too followed dumb fads when I was your age."

Laffin n poopin m8

Kys m8

I see you are still struggling to lose the conditioning. I will break it down for you user:
Self-destructive behavior (degeneracy) such as homosexuality and "transgenderism" are the unfortunate by-product of God giving us free will. If my child becomes an adult and decides to destroy his life and his morality, that is his own decision and it is my belief that such actions are tests of will, and my prodigal son will return.
Heterosexual attractions, curiosities, however, are natural and when properly mediated by responsible adults on both families can be healthy and are arguably necessary for a child's development.
So you see user, heterosexuality and homosexuality are not simply two sides to the same coin. Normal, healthy, consensual and exploratory relationships between male and female children entering into puberty is NOT comparable to mentally ill, irresponsible, out right destructive adults implanting notions of sexual degeneracy into innocent children.

> two months
Nope....every day for the rest of their life until they give up on their created fuckhole and let it seal up.

And if there's a woman that wants to be a man, this is the video to show.

gay? fine. ask em how he knows.
make sure he's not doing it to be trendy like the emo kids did.

trans? ask em how he knows. Wait until he says "I feel like a girl", and then punch him in the balls. He'll scream "ow, my balls"

yes, that's right, your balls. not your vag.

>two months
the faggot shill really is uneducated on shit they support

>Embrace son
>Cry tears of joy
>"You are the greatest son in the world and I love you!"

why should i give a fuck?

i think if i had a son or daughter i wouldnt give a fuck about them let alone their sexuality

just how to pay/avoid child support payments

Fucking kekm8

Yep, this is the responsibility of a parent. You're not really a man if you can't follow through raising a kid that's got a different worldview. If your kid never says anything profound to you that changes who you are, your life was basically pointless because you made a boring fucking dummie.

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>your daughter brings this guy home and tells you he's her boyfriend

What do you do?

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Then give me that boi puccy son.

Threesome.

Fuck her trapfriend right in front of her

I would likely stop talking to them. As soon as they were 18 I would give them maybe up to 2000$ and then be done with them.

i wonder how human meat tastes like

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>"Dad I'm gay"
>Please don't tell anyone, I don't need them thinking the reason you're gay is because you were raised by a gay couple.

>"Dad I'm trans"
>*writes him out of the will, forces him to move out at 18, and pretends he doesn't exist from then on*

>Dad, I'm gay
I only wish you the best, you and your husband are going to be the best uncles!
>Dad, I'm trans
You'd better add a question mark and at least one exclamation mark to that statement as I beat the everliving shit out of you

Fuck him straight no homo

fuck off kike. i'd rather have a fag than a fucken jew bag like you

>"son": Dad, I need more money. I spent all you gave me on weed, booze, and a boob job.
>mother: user, you should give our "son" some more money, he is cold and alone on the street