Hahaha holy fuck is this real? This is a puppet state made of gym socks!

Hahaha holy fuck is this real? This is a puppet state made of gym socks!

>Pictures reveal a North Korean army totally unprepared for war

>The pictures, taken between Mount Kumgang and the city of Wonsan on North Korea’s east coast, show trucks that date back to World War II, dangerously overladen vehicles, female soldiers wearing high heels, fighters who appear to be carrying fake weapons and exhausted troops sleeping by the roadside.

news.com.au/world/asia/pictures-reveal-a-north-korean-army-totally-unprepared-for-war/news-story/737aa0a47776922b4fd1df19b77f21fd

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wsws.org/en/articles/2014/10/06/kore-o06.html
youtube.com/watch?v=NKLUkfpmkaQ
volcanocafe.org/baekdu-and-how-i-learned-to-love-the-bomb/
youtube.com/watch?v=WrGjIDjJqPU
thesun.co.uk/news/3343213/kim-jong-uns-terrifying-new-missiles-are-fake-and-north-korea-is-trying-to-fool-the-world/
youtube.com/watch?v=a6e3CprVTi8
youtube.com/watch?v=4lMshMYU71E
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11420627/German-army-used-broomsticks-instead-of-guns-during-training.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

australia is just ramping up the fiat jew economy. they might as well be on trump's side. it's always good to turn to ash

You think rocket man inherited a functioning state?

These kimchi niggers are fucked. Best move for them is to kill their cult leaders. They try to threaten nuclear strikes on US in exchange for charity. Lol, nah.

who cares? let's fuck them up anyways. yeehaw

Yeah well go into a conflict underestimating your enemy and end up bagged and tagged. Dont be a fool.

Fuck y'all shills trying to legitimate a war against North Korea.

If anything I don't think a war is necessary. Their people, even their soldiers are probably getting tired enough of KJU to depose him.

I'd make malnourished babbies with her.
>Inb4 "Race Traitor." I'm Finnish.

ha! they look just like those backwards Vietnamese farmers we easily took care of a few years back

If we fight, we will go in with a stupendous amount of missiles and bombs lobbed first.

Come hone, yellow man

Rocket man wants funding to rebuild his country but hes too stubborn too ask for it so he's threatening to nuke the world just to have media coverage to garner sympathy from the world.

That why Trump pivoted how the US has tried for 25 years to donate to NK in order to win them over.

Trump knows his threats are indirect schemes to generate $$$$$

show me your skeleton war face

>using fake guns during practice
>using the only vehicles you own
>women wearing heels in administrative positions

Meh. Have you seen the South Korean army?
wsws.org/en/articles/2014/10/06/kore-o06.html

Norks have level 5 tree armor, this is getting serious

Good goy.

>truck gilly suit
>billowing smoke
I'm gonna miss best Korea.

North Korean army marching reminds me of something or other for some reason.

youtube.com/watch?v=NKLUkfpmkaQ

just glass the fucking place already, i've been hearing about this shithole for as long as i've been alive and i'm tired of it

I feel the same way about Åland.

This is a shame. 6 million hostages and they cant even dress them to die properly

Why? What did the people do? Hate the regime and the leader but not the people. They have no choice and live terrible lives.

I dont understand how their military hasn't deposed the Kims yet. If anything the US should just drop pamphlets with pictures of hamburgers and coca cola and let the citizenry take the country on their own. They've gotta be tired of rice by now.

I feel the same way about the entire Middle East

so glass the capital building and the entirety of their infrastructure. The people can still live in their villages, but kim has to go

He gives very shiny medals, that's true communism.

thats basically what south korea does every year, but its basically impossible to override their lifetimes of brainwashing.

every year south korea has events on the DMZ, where they bring their biggest stars and try to basically show north korea what theyre missing out on. im sure it works to an extent, but brainwashing someone for 20+ years is hard to get over.

What a dumb propaganda article, are all australians this dumb?

It's going to be funny when your shithole penitentiary colony is turned back into a desert by Kim's brand new ICBM.

>americans think this is skinny
Your lardass won't save you Donald, quite the contrary.

Read this

volcanocafe.org/baekdu-and-how-i-learned-to-love-the-bomb/

This shit is a lot more serious than anybody thinks.

>fake weapons

jesus christ those sanctions were brutal

The whole north korea trying to start a war thing is a lie
America needs wars, and needs to keep their citizens scared, so they are hyping up north korea as the big bad

So...war is definitely happening, isn't it

This. I'm sure it's just a coincidence NK suddenly made technogical advances just as the american public was strongly opposing a Syria intervention

Complete with a red duct tape arm band. Made in capitalist China.

desu i'd shamelessly hit that

>tfw on the Pacific response force

My body is ready. Make no mistake the us armed forces is all kinds of fucked up but less fucked up than them at least.

a starving army does't exactly make for the best military coup

North Korea literally just flew missiles over Japan and has been lying about their nuke program for decades, if North korea decides to threaten guam again, its probably all over

Didn't they threaten Guam just last week?

It's a trap

>Le North Korea is weak and starving maymay

There's a reason they continue to exist and haven't had that existence challenged since the 50s.

she's so cute!!!!!

Yeah, the fact that they have heavy artillery pointed at Seoul. If they didn't they'd be ousted within a week's time.

Yes. China.

>Their people, even their soldiers are probably getting tired enough of KJU to depose him.
Nah the brainwashing is likely deep. He is their god.

They shot at our ships! Go gettem, goys- I mean, boys! False flag in 5... 4... 3... 2...

Underrated

I wonder what would happen if Kim died in some humiliating way? Like he fell down some stairs or choked on some gum during some public event.

Lies! The glorious might of the people's army will destroy the orange Nacho dotard Drompf!

youtube.com/watch?v=WrGjIDjJqPU

I see a warrior culture that has been organically grown into a formidable force. Anything short of genociding the area systematically is going to be incredibly difficult. These jokes show the weekness in our own culture. Sad.

false. all their people have their own minds, the leader is a celebrity, just like in majority of 1st world developed countries, while the real government doesn't have any publicity and all their people do know that if they do not act like they believe in all they're told and are submissive they get punished by the law enforcement.
yes, law enforcement. doens't that ring a bell? who shapes the law? not the leader.

user, you can be trained from the very birth to fight and kill, but literally none of it matters if you can't run 10 feet due to maknutrition

Well maybe that's the reason why NK is spending all the resources on developing nukes because they got nothing else.

Vietnam had less, and they still won

> so they are hyping up north korea as the big bad

I don't think it's necessarily Korea specifically, I think it's actually more against China.

> China stated that it would support NK against American "encroachment".

We go to war with NK over "nuclear" arsenal, China (one of our largest competitors economically) aids NK, we go to war with China too. Bam! We neuter China, remain relevant economically, and take care of the last remaining strongholds of Communism (plus one of Russia's main allies.)

We need to strike quickly if we are going to neuter Russia/China in time to remain relevant.

>get off work
>put on civvy shoes
What's wrong with this? Doesn't it demonstrate that she has a disposable income is if she can get heels?

just took another BUMP

almost finished my Sup Forums 8ball

Anti NK propaganda. Are all those rockets and troops paraded through the capital on military drills fake? I think not.

Pic related - even this proves nothing. Are they elite troop or solders in prison being punished?

Context is everything.

The only important thing is that their rockets and artillery are battleready and loaded with nuclear warheads, which they are. The rest depends on China and the US.

>tfw a photo like this could jeopardize the safety of this girl
>tfw she will be found and shot for bringing shame to greatest-korea

China has nukes though, not only that, you're plan also implies they would even go through with defending NK in the event of a US first strike, which they probably won't

Effay af

This is Iraq all over again.

As soon as USA goes to establish air superiority and the communication network goes down along with the chain of command the norks will desert or simply flee wholesale.

The leadership will go into hiding and will eventually be hunted down while crammed into tiny spaces and unceremoniously ad hoc executed.

But they haven't even had 3/4 of their cheek bone shaved off to look like an animu.
What a poor, craven life these people live

Only thing that matters is maybe getting one nuke off and shelling the shit out of the South. Everything else will be blown the fuck out before it can do anything. Even a nuke might be intercepted.

>female soldiers witg high heels

hahaha. hey, stop mocking the best korea. they went from barely getting a short range missile to launch, to full blown (icbm) "nuclear threat" in less than a year. thats pretty impressive. not everyone can afford to have Hugo Boss design their trendy outfits. they need to pinch pennies cuz them nukes be expensive and sheeitt.

I'm not sure about your pic but it's pretty obvious that the ones in the OP are taken by a tourist, so unless the tourist is really stealthy, sneaked inside a Korean concentration camp for propaganda purposes, and then left without getting caught, they're most definitely ofthe military

>which they probably won't

Let's keep in mind that NK is their little proxy nation they use to keep America off its doorstep. We've always been at odds with China and that probably isn't going to change any time soon.

With that being said, I do personally think they are all talk and wouldn't actually back NK unless they actually thought they could win. I'm not really worried to much about their nukes because I believe we've already developed anti-nuke weaponry to shoot them down or whatever (I could be wrong though, but we have some crazy weaponry being developed.)

With that being said, it's no surprise that Russia/China are definitely our biggest competitors right now and that taking them out and splitting them into smaller nations would be in our best benefit.

We could always support the notion of forming a federation between South Korea, Japan, Philippines, etc. That could effectively neuter a lot of problems within that area of the world.

>open toed high heels
>she's wearing pantyhose

moar plx

It wold be like the Gulf War, soldiers surrendering left and right.
The real problem with a war in NK would be finding a way to deal with the millions of refugees being dumped into SK for food and gibs.

would racemix with nork qts

Yes, actually.

thesun.co.uk/news/3343213/kim-jong-uns-terrifying-new-missiles-are-fake-and-north-korea-is-trying-to-fool-the-world/

The GMDs, the missile defenses we have in California and Alaska, only have a 55% success rate and that's only because the tests are manufactured in their favor. But that doesn't matter, unless China can't lose it's developing nation status in the next 5 years, they're probably going to choose their economy over their buffer state, it also helps that North Korea is incredibly unpopular with the Chinese people

Can we make a anime or manga about her

The North Korean military is a joke. It's basically the same tactic as China: act tough and show pictures of people with weapons without actually training them.

North Koreans don't have a jungle and a border they can hide behind.

They'd go to China by crossing the Tumin river. They can't make it over the DMZ.

Invading China would have only worked in the 50s.

1. Much of it is fake
2. That's literally the country's entire military

China would get its ass kicked. Think of it this way: what countries actually have armies with consistent battle experience?

The only real threat to the US is pissing off Russia.

North korea has good looking females.
Would breed /10

youtube.com/watch?v=a6e3CprVTi8

At a time like this when the legitimacy of the US gov't is openly being questioned I have my doubts that America would be capable of steamrolling China.
Maybe ~15 years ago when the blatant Zionist/corporate globalist agenda wasn't out in the open but now I feel the morale of the troops would be too easy to spoil.

that nork cutie on the left melts me

I've seen these pics before on Sup Forums

Trump may be a complete failure at military strategy but Mattis is not.

>fake guns during practice
>men wearing high heels
Sounds like the Bundeswehr or the British Police Force

> Thinking Kim is actually retarded
> thinking a family capable of constructing the ideology of them being gods to generation after generation and brainwashing the masses is stupid
> thinking Kim would let photographers anywhere near actual location
They want us to think they’re bluffing these people want to see US and it’s allies destroyed the longer they can “play dumb” and normalize Nork life. The more unpredictable they become and the more they can ally with Iran, Russia, China, and Syria to take down western civilization. If it’s all politics United States Still looks weak for letting NK do whatever the fuck it wants as we just watch. Giving anti West countries time to mobilize. Do you think war is won on the battlefield or the preparation before?

these guys looks like they're holding in a serious log jam.

> China stated that it would support NK against American "encroachment".
> "encroachment"
whats the need for quotations?
the only reason you guys would invade NK is if you were going to take on china in order to serve our globalist masters.

Good vid about Jurche
youtube.com/watch?v=4lMshMYU71E

>carrying fake weapons
still better than our "army"
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11420627/German-army-used-broomsticks-instead-of-guns-during-training.html

Would smash... in combat.

>glass a country that isn't made of sand
O-ok...

I've heard they have 2 weeks of supplies stocked up but it's hard to believe anything. 2 weeks is still long enough to fuck up Seoul though.

Sorry buddy, the only one who looks weak here is China, almost the entire international community looks down on them for letting get as far as they have even though just a month with no oil would destroy their nuclear ambitions

>but kim has to go
because the jews told you so?

>the earthquakes were fake too!
tfw burger in denial