Hahaha holy fuck is this real? This is a puppet state made of gym socks!
>Pictures reveal a North Korean army totally unprepared for war
>The pictures, taken between Mount Kumgang and the city of Wonsan on North Korea’s east coast, show trucks that date back to World War II, dangerously overladen vehicles, female soldiers wearing high heels, fighters who appear to be carrying fake weapons and exhausted troops sleeping by the roadside.
australia is just ramping up the fiat jew economy. they might as well be on trump's side. it's always good to turn to ash
Dylan Garcia
You think rocket man inherited a functioning state?
Julian Foster
These kimchi niggers are fucked. Best move for them is to kill their cult leaders. They try to threaten nuclear strikes on US in exchange for charity. Lol, nah.
William Martin
who cares? let's fuck them up anyways. yeehaw
Benjamin Smith
Yeah well go into a conflict underestimating your enemy and end up bagged and tagged. Dont be a fool.
Luke Turner
Fuck y'all shills trying to legitimate a war against North Korea.
Jayden Turner
If anything I don't think a war is necessary. Their people, even their soldiers are probably getting tired enough of KJU to depose him.
Jayden Stewart
I'd make malnourished babbies with her. >Inb4 "Race Traitor." I'm Finnish.
Wyatt Martinez
ha! they look just like those backwards Vietnamese farmers we easily took care of a few years back
Jonathan Rodriguez
If we fight, we will go in with a stupendous amount of missiles and bombs lobbed first.
Josiah Wood
Come hone, yellow man
Elijah Adams
Rocket man wants funding to rebuild his country but hes too stubborn too ask for it so he's threatening to nuke the world just to have media coverage to garner sympathy from the world.
That why Trump pivoted how the US has tried for 25 years to donate to NK in order to win them over.
Trump knows his threats are indirect schemes to generate $$$$$
Elijah Scott
show me your skeleton war face
Zachary Johnson
>using fake guns during practice >using the only vehicles you own >women wearing heels in administrative positions
just glass the fucking place already, i've been hearing about this shithole for as long as i've been alive and i'm tired of it
Alexander Walker
I feel the same way about Åland.
Owen Cox
This is a shame. 6 million hostages and they cant even dress them to die properly
Dominic Wilson
Why? What did the people do? Hate the regime and the leader but not the people. They have no choice and live terrible lives.
Angel Carter
I dont understand how their military hasn't deposed the Kims yet. If anything the US should just drop pamphlets with pictures of hamburgers and coca cola and let the citizenry take the country on their own. They've gotta be tired of rice by now.
James Walker
I feel the same way about the entire Middle East
David Anderson
so glass the capital building and the entirety of their infrastructure. The people can still live in their villages, but kim has to go
Adrian Perry
He gives very shiny medals, that's true communism.
Juan Ramirez
thats basically what south korea does every year, but its basically impossible to override their lifetimes of brainwashing.
every year south korea has events on the DMZ, where they bring their biggest stars and try to basically show north korea what theyre missing out on. im sure it works to an extent, but brainwashing someone for 20+ years is hard to get over.
Jose Fisher
What a dumb propaganda article, are all australians this dumb?
It's going to be funny when your shithole penitentiary colony is turned back into a desert by Kim's brand new ICBM.
James Jackson
>americans think this is skinny Your lardass won't save you Donald, quite the contrary.
This shit is a lot more serious than anybody thinks.
Henry Sanders
>fake weapons
jesus christ those sanctions were brutal
Ryder Ortiz
The whole north korea trying to start a war thing is a lie America needs wars, and needs to keep their citizens scared, so they are hyping up north korea as the big bad
Grayson Green
So...war is definitely happening, isn't it
Nicholas Collins
This. I'm sure it's just a coincidence NK suddenly made technogical advances just as the american public was strongly opposing a Syria intervention
Thomas Sanders
Complete with a red duct tape arm band. Made in capitalist China.
Grayson Miller
desu i'd shamelessly hit that
Kevin Davis
>tfw on the Pacific response force
My body is ready. Make no mistake the us armed forces is all kinds of fucked up but less fucked up than them at least.
Jordan Jones
a starving army does't exactly make for the best military coup
Leo Moore
North Korea literally just flew missiles over Japan and has been lying about their nuke program for decades, if North korea decides to threaten guam again, its probably all over
Ryder Hill
Didn't they threaten Guam just last week?
Anthony Sullivan
It's a trap
Jaxson Carter
>Le North Korea is weak and starving maymay
There's a reason they continue to exist and haven't had that existence challenged since the 50s.
Oliver Morgan
she's so cute!!!!!
Caleb White
Yeah, the fact that they have heavy artillery pointed at Seoul. If they didn't they'd be ousted within a week's time.
Evan Gutierrez
Yes. China.
James Cook
>Their people, even their soldiers are probably getting tired enough of KJU to depose him. Nah the brainwashing is likely deep. He is their god.
Aaron Torres
They shot at our ships! Go gettem, goys- I mean, boys! False flag in 5... 4... 3... 2...
Adrian Brooks
Underrated
Christopher Rogers
I wonder what would happen if Kim died in some humiliating way? Like he fell down some stairs or choked on some gum during some public event.
Evan Clark
Lies! The glorious might of the people's army will destroy the orange Nacho dotard Drompf!
I see a warrior culture that has been organically grown into a formidable force. Anything short of genociding the area systematically is going to be incredibly difficult. These jokes show the weekness in our own culture. Sad.
Jaxon Perry
false. all their people have their own minds, the leader is a celebrity, just like in majority of 1st world developed countries, while the real government doesn't have any publicity and all their people do know that if they do not act like they believe in all they're told and are submissive they get punished by the law enforcement. yes, law enforcement. doens't that ring a bell? who shapes the law? not the leader.
Austin Lee
user, you can be trained from the very birth to fight and kill, but literally none of it matters if you can't run 10 feet due to maknutrition
Jackson Thompson
Well maybe that's the reason why NK is spending all the resources on developing nukes because they got nothing else.
Dylan Sanchez
Vietnam had less, and they still won
Jordan Reyes
> so they are hyping up north korea as the big bad
I don't think it's necessarily Korea specifically, I think it's actually more against China.
> China stated that it would support NK against American "encroachment".
We go to war with NK over "nuclear" arsenal, China (one of our largest competitors economically) aids NK, we go to war with China too. Bam! We neuter China, remain relevant economically, and take care of the last remaining strongholds of Communism (plus one of Russia's main allies.)
We need to strike quickly if we are going to neuter Russia/China in time to remain relevant.
Mason Rogers
>get off work >put on civvy shoes What's wrong with this? Doesn't it demonstrate that she has a disposable income is if she can get heels?
James Morales
just took another BUMP
almost finished my Sup Forums 8ball
Jose Phillips
Anti NK propaganda. Are all those rockets and troops paraded through the capital on military drills fake? I think not.
Pic related - even this proves nothing. Are they elite troop or solders in prison being punished?
Context is everything.
Jackson Clark
The only important thing is that their rockets and artillery are battleready and loaded with nuclear warheads, which they are. The rest depends on China and the US.
Brayden Martinez
>tfw a photo like this could jeopardize the safety of this girl >tfw she will be found and shot for bringing shame to greatest-korea
Kevin Carter
China has nukes though, not only that, you're plan also implies they would even go through with defending NK in the event of a US first strike, which they probably won't
Caleb Hughes
Effay af
Jack Carter
This is Iraq all over again.
As soon as USA goes to establish air superiority and the communication network goes down along with the chain of command the norks will desert or simply flee wholesale.
The leadership will go into hiding and will eventually be hunted down while crammed into tiny spaces and unceremoniously ad hoc executed.
Cooper Powell
But they haven't even had 3/4 of their cheek bone shaved off to look like an animu. What a poor, craven life these people live
Dominic Russell
Only thing that matters is maybe getting one nuke off and shelling the shit out of the South. Everything else will be blown the fuck out before it can do anything. Even a nuke might be intercepted.
Josiah Perez
>female soldiers witg high heels
hahaha. hey, stop mocking the best korea. they went from barely getting a short range missile to launch, to full blown (icbm) "nuclear threat" in less than a year. thats pretty impressive. not everyone can afford to have Hugo Boss design their trendy outfits. they need to pinch pennies cuz them nukes be expensive and sheeitt.
Caleb Hughes
I'm not sure about your pic but it's pretty obvious that the ones in the OP are taken by a tourist, so unless the tourist is really stealthy, sneaked inside a Korean concentration camp for propaganda purposes, and then left without getting caught, they're most definitely ofthe military
Jace Price
>which they probably won't
Let's keep in mind that NK is their little proxy nation they use to keep America off its doorstep. We've always been at odds with China and that probably isn't going to change any time soon.
With that being said, I do personally think they are all talk and wouldn't actually back NK unless they actually thought they could win. I'm not really worried to much about their nukes because I believe we've already developed anti-nuke weaponry to shoot them down or whatever (I could be wrong though, but we have some crazy weaponry being developed.)
With that being said, it's no surprise that Russia/China are definitely our biggest competitors right now and that taking them out and splitting them into smaller nations would be in our best benefit.
We could always support the notion of forming a federation between South Korea, Japan, Philippines, etc. That could effectively neuter a lot of problems within that area of the world.
Blake Taylor
>open toed high heels >she's wearing pantyhose
moar plx
Anthony Murphy
It wold be like the Gulf War, soldiers surrendering left and right. The real problem with a war in NK would be finding a way to deal with the millions of refugees being dumped into SK for food and gibs.
The GMDs, the missile defenses we have in California and Alaska, only have a 55% success rate and that's only because the tests are manufactured in their favor. But that doesn't matter, unless China can't lose it's developing nation status in the next 5 years, they're probably going to choose their economy over their buffer state, it also helps that North Korea is incredibly unpopular with the Chinese people
James Lopez
Can we make a anime or manga about her
Hunter Lee
The North Korean military is a joke. It's basically the same tactic as China: act tough and show pictures of people with weapons without actually training them.
Colton Scott
North Koreans don't have a jungle and a border they can hide behind.
Kayden Diaz
They'd go to China by crossing the Tumin river. They can't make it over the DMZ.
Thomas Ortiz
Invading China would have only worked in the 50s.
Easton Phillips
1. Much of it is fake 2. That's literally the country's entire military
Jacob Collins
China would get its ass kicked. Think of it this way: what countries actually have armies with consistent battle experience?
The only real threat to the US is pissing off Russia.
Logan Ortiz
North korea has good looking females. Would breed /10
At a time like this when the legitimacy of the US gov't is openly being questioned I have my doubts that America would be capable of steamrolling China. Maybe ~15 years ago when the blatant Zionist/corporate globalist agenda wasn't out in the open but now I feel the morale of the troops would be too easy to spoil.
John Richardson
that nork cutie on the left melts me
Thomas Martinez
I've seen these pics before on Sup Forums
John Flores
Trump may be a complete failure at military strategy but Mattis is not.
Jacob Nguyen
>fake guns during practice >men wearing high heels Sounds like the Bundeswehr or the British Police Force
Michael Scott
> Thinking Kim is actually retarded > thinking a family capable of constructing the ideology of them being gods to generation after generation and brainwashing the masses is stupid > thinking Kim would let photographers anywhere near actual location They want us to think they’re bluffing these people want to see US and it’s allies destroyed the longer they can “play dumb” and normalize Nork life. The more unpredictable they become and the more they can ally with Iran, Russia, China, and Syria to take down western civilization. If it’s all politics United States Still looks weak for letting NK do whatever the fuck it wants as we just watch. Giving anti West countries time to mobilize. Do you think war is won on the battlefield or the preparation before?
Leo Murphy
these guys looks like they're holding in a serious log jam.
Jordan Barnes
> China stated that it would support NK against American "encroachment". > "encroachment" whats the need for quotations? the only reason you guys would invade NK is if you were going to take on china in order to serve our globalist masters.
I've heard they have 2 weeks of supplies stocked up but it's hard to believe anything. 2 weeks is still long enough to fuck up Seoul though.
Xavier Wilson
Sorry buddy, the only one who looks weak here is China, almost the entire international community looks down on them for letting get as far as they have even though just a month with no oil would destroy their nuclear ambitions
Owen Hernandez
>but kim has to go because the jews told you so?
Samuel Ramirez
>the earthquakes were fake too! tfw burger in denial