NZF-Coalition Agreement Relased

NZF coalition agreement with Labour, at a glance:

• Regional development: A $1 billion per year Regional Development (Provincial Growth) Fund

• Rail: Significant investment in regional rail.

• Forestry: Re-establish the New Zealand Forestry Service, and planting 100 million trees per year in a Billion Trees Planting Programme.

• Auckland Port: Commissioning a feasibility study on moving the Ports of Auckland to Northport

• Biosecurity: A funding increase to Biosecurity NZ and a select committee Inquiry into biosecurity

• Irrigation: Honour existing Crown Irrigation investment commitments

• Monetary policy: Review and reform the Reserve Bank Act

• Minimum wage: Increase to $20 an hour by 2020, with the final increase to take effect in April 2021

• Tax: Increase penalties for corporate fraud and tax evasion, and introduce a tax on exports of bottled water

• KiwiBank: Investigate KiwiBank's capabilities to become the Government's banker when that contract is next renewed.

• Foreign ownership: Strengthen the Overseas Investment Act and create a comprehensive register of foreign-owned land and housing

• Research and development: Increase R&D spending to 2 per cent of GDP over 10 years

• Health: Re-establish the Mental Health Commission, annual free health checks for seniors with the SuperGold card, free doctors' visits for all under 14s, increasing the age for free breast screening to 74

• Education: Restore funding for gifted students and Computers in Homes, pilot counsellors in primary schools, free driver training for all secondary school students, restart Te Kotahitanga teacher professional development

• Defence: Re-examine the Defence procurement programme

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• Housing: Establish a Housing Commission

• Law and Order: Work towards 1800 new police officers over three years, investigate a volunteer rural constabulary programme, increase funding for Community Law Centres, establish a Criminal Cases Review Commission

• Social Development: More funding for family violence networks, including Women's Refuge and Shakti, pilot a Youth Education, Training and Employment programme and provide 800 extra places for the LSV scheme, introduce Ready for Work programmes

• Superannuation: Keep age of eligibility at 65

• Environment: Move to an emissions-free government-vehicle fleet by 2025/26, introduce a Zero Carbon Act and independent Climate Commission, which will consider including agriculture into the ETS, establish a tyre stewardship fund, piloting alternatives to 1080, work towards a Kermadec Ocean Sanctuary

• Conservation: More funding for the Department of Conservation

• Democracy: No new parliamentary building this term, an independent review of electoral processes and enrolments, and a review of the parliamentary processes, and pass a 'Waka Jumping' bill

• Immigration: Ensure work visas reflect skills shortages and cut down on low quality international education courses, and take action on migrant exploitation, particularly international students

• Pike River: Commit to re-entry to Pike River

• Other: Build a Maori Battalion museum at Waitangi, review retail-power pricing, allow a conscience vote on a NZ First euthanasia referendum bill, a Public Inquiry "a decade after Shand" to investigate the drivers of local government costs, support NZ First's racing policy, work towards a Free Trade Agreement with the Russia-Belarus-Kazakhstan Customs Union, record a Cabinet minute regarding the lack of process followed prior to the National-led government sponsorship of UNSC2334, concerning the Israeli settlements in Palestinian territories occupied since 1967

NZ First ministerial portfolios will include:
• Foreign Affairs
• Infrastructure
• Regional Economic Development
• Internal Affairs
• Seniors
• Defence
• Veterans' Affairs
• Children
• Forestry
• State Owned Enterprises
• Racing
• Associate Finance
• Associate Education and an Under-Secretary for Foreign Affairs and Regional Economic Development

minimum wage increase is going to push industry offshore

This woman will be a disaster just like all female leaders

>This woman will be a disaster just like all female leaders

this

Let's look at how Sup Forums did by voting NZF.

> Stop gook buying Auckland houses
Relaity: "undertake a comprehensive register of foreign-owned land and housing"

> Evict Chang yesterday!
- NZF didn't even get the immigration portfolio. I thought this was a priority item?
- Immigration is the second to last item in the agreement, just beating out "Other". A reflection of its true priority.
- "As per Labour’s policy..." (LOL - Winston gave it away)
- Take serious action on migrant exploitation, particularly of international students (Savage. Wouldn't want Chang getting sub standard English classes)

Yeah work over there is fucked as it is I wanna come back but I won't find anything

literally I was going to start a distillery business here but I'm not sure it'll be viable with minimum wage this high

>Minimum wage: Increase to $20 an hour by 2020, with the final increase to take effect in April 2021

Seems like this would be horrible for rural areas in particular.

> NZ First's racing policy

Is this New Zealand slang for sheep fucking?

>take action on migrant exploitation, particularly international students

$20 minimum wage will make this worse.

>Housing: Establish a Housing Commission

Make it easier and cheaper to build.

>Seems like this would be horrible for rural areas in particular
only cause they have to pay the pinoy workers above minimum wage now

Did we at least get less restrictive gun laws? Weren't they going to remove MSAA category so we can have full featured AR's on an A cat license?

>less restrictive gun laws?
i think you have forgotten what the labour party is

so bois south island succession when?

**secession

>Auckland Port: Commissioning a feasibility study on moving the Ports of Auckland to Northport
auckland waterfront would be a lot nicer if it wasn't 90% shipping containers.

Daily reminder we have over 100 billion dollars in debt and this bitch seems keen to spend. Thank fuck winnie is around.

Daily reminder John key quit so fast due to Jian being investigated as a spy embedded deep in the nats and multiple special counsels.

Let's see what Winston actually pushed for.

>A $1b per annum Regional Development (Provincial Growth) Fund
Slush fund for Winnie to "pick winnners" with. Literally the second coming of Jim Anderton playing Santa with tax-payer cash to buy votes from marginal businesses.

> Foreign affairs
Overseas travel for Winston,

> Annual Free Health Check for Seniors including an eye check as part of the SuperGold Card
At least they will be able to see Chang now!

> National Superannuation eligibility to remain at 65.
At least as long as Winston lives. If you are young enough to be a /poltard/ I wouldn't bank on getting a cent.

> Introduce and pass a ‘Waka Jumping’ Bill.
Remember the reason we used to have a 'Waka Jumping' bill? You see there was this time when NZF was in government, it was chaos, and they split up...

>we have over 100 billion dollars in debt
gov debt is at 60 billion and static

I fuck a lot of pussy - fine pussy. I'm talking about pussy that can't be comped. Ain't no cashiers from Taco Bell getting this cock. They want it, but they don't get it. Lots of women. I know a lot about the sex industry too so I even know the details of pussy I haven't slayed. Tell me, big dog, what are the "mannerisms"? Huh? You got somethin'? Because in all my years of crushing the finest pussy I've yet to find one way to figure out - just from vids and pics - which ones are sluts, which ones are whores, and which ones are disgusting dick teases who won't comp their pussies. Normally I don't get a sense of that until it's time to fuck. So, big guy? Whatcha got? What's your secret to figuring that shit out?

Another 5 star post from Australia

>Monetary policy: Review and reform the Reserve Bank Act
Winston is living in a fairytale dream world

Um she wants to fuck with israel policy. Yeh um, when you yourself are a colony with no historical link to the land, you should stfu.

>Foreign ownership: Strengthen the Overseas Investment Act and create a comprehensive register of foreign-owned land and housing
What happened to ending foreign ownership? Nah, just gonna make an arbitrary, useless list. Good one.

>no historical link to the land,
Labour Caucus has 18 Maori MPs

You're fucking kidding me. 9 seats and they get to control the whole damn country!

>Law and Order: Work towards 1800 new police officers over three years, investigate a volunteer rural constabulary programme, increase funding for Community Law Centres, establish a Criminal Cases Review Commission
Police state when?

That would be a dream come true but won't happen.

> implying decendants of european settlers don't have just a strong connection to the land that so called 'indigenous' inhabitants who literally came a few hundred years earlier than whites (in NZs case) and killed the real natives

You NZ cucks are the worst.

I wish I was wrong dude

Jacinda Ardern is young and ambitious -- she just wanted to secure her place in history as the youngest PM ever, female to boot. Couple these aspirations with the fact that Labour was punching upward from the start and you understand why so many concessions were made.

>a volunteer rural constabulary programme
Massey's Cossacks shall ride again

Actually voted for her, because there must be a woman leader.
t. Kiwi abroad

Criticizing israel though, that worked out well for the e.u. shes shilling for achmed

I want to cum inside Jacinda

sorry mate but NBR is wrong, look at treasury

treasury.govt.nz/budget/forecasts/befu2017/017.htm

Hate crime force. Are we going canada way?

>Jacinda Ardern
>young

pick only one

>static

Apparently not for long. This is all going to cost a LOT of cash, and labour always enjoy bloating the bureaucracy a bit. Wellington going to boom.

But where's the money coming from? Unless there's a very dirty tax plan hiding somewhere that really fucks someone, we're gunna borrow.

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horse fucker detected

Sounds like she just wanted the role for the sake of it like our first female PM Julia Gillard.

>But where's the money coming from?
have a look at the projected surpluses and the capital allowances and it balances

>Julia Gillard.

YES THIS

unfortunately NZ is going to have its own commie bitch for 3 years

and that’s great! she can actually become a pro-White pro-Maori politician after working with Peters
She’s gorgeous man

>But where's the money coming from? Unless there's a very dirty tax plan hiding somewhere that really fucks someone, we're gunna borrow.

Middle class where it always comes from ofc

>She’s gorgeous man
She’s egregious man

ftfy

Sad. I quite liked Bill English even if modern Nationals policy was cucking NZ like no tomorrow. You guys only have leftist parties it seems...

It will never happen. Northport is much less accessible than Auckland

>he thinks 37 is old
37 isn't old at all and in terms of PM it might as well be a big babby. You have to be 18 to post here m8

Predictable winston negotiation outcomes; cater to oldies, pointless meme projects and capitulation on anything immigration or maori separatism related.
Cant fault labour, they govern on the crazy socialist, progressive shit they run on but winstons put his half caste cock up everyones arse again.
Fuck every globe trotting rootless faggot that wants nz to be like everywhere else and fuck every apathetic low info pleb that enables them to do it.
You killed paradise.

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And if it does happen it should be because there is a solid business case for it and the people who use the port want it to happen.

Not because Winston likes rail and needs votes from Northland.

Elderly, alcoholic, MPs making multi-billion dollar calls about the NZ economy. Didn't we learn anything from Piggy and "Think Big"?

isn't there a big push on to make your gun laws as cucked as ours?

>She’s gorgeous man
If you've been in siberia without any female contact for ten years, sure

>37 isn't old at all and in terms of PM it might as well be a big babby. You have to be 18 to post here m8

37 is old as fuck for any woman

Not that I've heard, and it won't matter because there's currently no gun register for A-Cat guns.

No way for them to round them up. I wouldn't give up my ARs. I'd just lie and say I've never had one.

basically they legally implement nation-wide enslavement

37 and no children.

I hope she has a kid at 45 and it's downs.

Couldn't be worse than under National (so long Bill, thanks for ruining Auckland). But yeah, I was hoping to see "ban foreign buyers" on the list, as well as halving immigration. I think that's pretty reasonable. A cut down to NZF's desired 10,000 would be preferable but would probably cause a huge uproar. Got to boil that frog slowly.

In other words :

Spent ppls hardearned money in big fashion and hoping the central plannets aren't wrong again this time, for the first time.

Women's 'rights' were a mistake.

>Nu-Zealand

Come to think of it, I don't even know where old Zealand is.

There is a push by media clowns and the police association one of whom is likely gonna get the police portfolio, Greg fuckourshitupfam connors

here ya go m8
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland

it would be less travel time for ships, but most imports go to auckland anyway. auckland would have a nice waterfront though without fucking cranes everywhere.

As a general rule those making minimum wage in rural areas are Filipino (tots not slave) workers who get screwed out of payment for mandatory overtime.

The state of education in this country!
You know a fair bit of Te Reo and the origin of Aoetearoa though, right?

more like JUST Zealand

Without the urban centers in the North Island there'd be nothing attracting Chang bucks for the almost certainly National aligned mess you'll end up with.

We're at the stage with NZ where we're damned if we do or if we don't.

I'm not really sure Americans understand politics in other countries. This article has Ardern listed as some kind of NZ version of Trump, all because of the immigration approach.

>usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/10/23/all-presidents-men-and-women-trump-like-leaders-proliferate/789931001/

>without fucking cranes everywhere.
I like those cranes...

>The islands of New Zealand were discovered for the western world by Dutch navigator Abel Tasman in 1642, although he did not land in New Zealand. Tasman named it Staten Landt, believing it to be part of the land of that name off the coast of Argentina.

What a pack of mongs the old explorers were. Columbus thinks he's landed in India, Tasman thinks he's landed in Argentina.

It's the most southern Dutch province. Abel Tasman you know.

I volunteer you to have a diet of hard tack, rum and semen for months on end and try to figure where the fuck you are with no points of reference.

Pointing out the inconsistency between her claims of wanting children and biological reality makes you a nasty sexist. Report to your local Labour office for punishment.

Hope she has one within the year so Winston is PM instead.

Here's how it goes:

>Ardern gets pregnant
>takes parental leave of 6-9 months

And guess who gets to be PM?

WE WUZ DUTCH

>tfw 1/16 Dutch

>NCEA education

>Kankered

I kan spel gud at leest

>Actually thinking the communist whore is going to have kids

Wew

>Hope.

Like I hope for tyrannical power over our country.

>she's one of those wannabe models who poses for pictures
The situation in NZ is much, much worse than I thought

Well now we are past the election period (where Labour’s rules change) the unions basically get to select the Labour leader. So Andrew Little.

I'd say it has a low chance of happening. More likely if she gets drunk and misses a birth control pill or two though. Expect Winnie to be feeding her a lot of whisky then sending her home to Clark.

get it through your thick fucken skull mate nobody cares about you australia

Typically the deputy PM steps in should the PM succumb to illness/take leave.

The GG selects a temporary PM should the PM leave, until the part elects their own. As for how this system would work with maternity leave is anyone's guess.

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>Literally the birth place of Hitler.
>No one cares about us.

Wunderbah.

norfolk island strikes again

stop hating yourself.

>he thinks government debt matters

pathetic

underrated

muh English bloodline is ruined:(
>homely girl takes a picture
Stop it said the zogbot

Who's the semen demon?

?? I only see a roastie ??

Stardash Rainbeam.

the prettiest pony in all of the shire.

if gayford wasnt such a cuck he could have been pm by proxy

Just look at those high quality teeth

Can chomp 5 carrots a minute

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_Minister_of_New_Zealand

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