What would you do if you found a Time Machine ?

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Wait for a major lottery and write down numbers, travel a week before the lottry and use the winning numbers, proceed to live a neet lyfe.

>Wait for a major lottery and write down numbers, travel a week before the lottry and use the winning numbers, proceed to live a neet lyfe.

Nah you destroy the winners ticket before the draw too so you don't have to share.

Use it to give myself more time to think about what to do with the time machine

I don't mind sharing since I can repeat that trick ad infinitum with multiple lotteries.

Go back in time and shoot Moot before he makes this website.

I would convince my mother to get an abortion

Time travel doesn't operate on paradox, you would still be alive.

Better just KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

Explore the nature of time and time travel once and for all.
Fuck causality and steal a large portion of gold from a safe and then rob the gold again one minute before I had robbed it prior and continue on with my infinite gold loop until I was happy.

Kill Trump and Hillary during their infancy. Obama too while I'm at it.

>causality
IN THIS WORLD...

I forgot to write that you only have enough fuel for a two-way trip.

If you time travel with those rules you basically ruin time travel since any action is invariably a paradox.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Creative alternate timelines is not a paradox.

Just ignore it. In many ways it's just like if you ever come across a jinn, ignore it, never talk to it and don't even look at it

travel so far into the future that I reach maximum entropy

Not possible since universe is constantly expanding

>if you ever come across a jinn
>as if that is a common or even plausible occurrence
Mo, please, fuck your spooky desert shit off

In the original mythology genies aren't inherently evil, just divded into good, evil and neutral ones.

Fuck a younger version of myself

Travel so far into the future to witness everyone has three time machines per home.

Well actually due to the quantised nature of energy, it can happen- space will expand without increasing entropy.

Either this.
Or kill myself before everything went to shit.

This, im not gonna try playing arround with time beyond getting filthy rich

go back and help Okabe keep both girls alive

I'll save my father from cancer

Learn how to use it

Go back in time and fuck my mom

Steal stuff from the Sadpanda in the future and upload it in the present.

I'm with you bro

>convince
You mean force.

W-why?