I hope when my sister comes home in a few days she'll take me back to NZ with her and her boyfriend to work fuck this...

I hope when my sister comes home in a few days she'll take me back to NZ with her and her boyfriend to work fuck this shit hole.

nz is a bigger shithole than aussie lol
the chinks and pajeets are going rampant in auckland

Honest to God, what's the difference between New Zealand and Australia? In my mind, they're literally the exact same thing. It's always been hilarious how much that you hate each other, but what's the actual difference?

Sounds like sydney

ever heard a new zealander speak? you don't want to cunt

New Zealand is more bad ass in Rugby than Australia (despite their Rugby League team sucking balls).

shut up cunt

Australians are poofs

Of course I've heard a New Zealander speak you Vegimite-sucking kangajockey, they sound pretty much the same as you.

that's where you're wrong shit goblin. get fucked

>Hate eachother
It's friendly banter, desu. Fought side by side in the trenches.
Also, fuck Australia.

try saying that after I jam my cock in ur clacker fag

Think of it like your Canada, but the French are Maori.

Crim cousin is just salty because Phar Lap and Crowded House are kiwi. And your beer is shit. I could go on. Pic Related

We beat them this year though.

Never really met a Kiwi that I didn't like . That being said I know deep down they are a bunch of dick sucking subnormal cunts.

Cede NO ground. EVER.

One has Mauri's the other Abo's, one has the red outback the other the rolling hills/forests of The Lord of The Rings.

We both have SAScat special forces.

10/10 analogy desu.

Try go for the South Island if you can, mostly whites. If you're unable to do that, avoid Auckland at all costs, it's a China toilet with pajeet poo smears.

Honest to God, what's the difference between America and Mexico? In my mind, they're literally the exact same thing. It's always been hilarious how much that you hate each other, but what's the actual difference?

it's the difference between Australia and New Zealand

Nothing for long, rate we're going we'll be Mexico 2.0 in 10 years

Yes, fuck off back. You should arrive just in time to see your new PM totally fuck it.

Retard, Canada and America would be a much better approximation.

Auckland still has nothing on Sydney. Asiafication is progressing a quicker rate in auckland but I hasn't actually caught up to Sydney yet

No, Uganda and Norway would.

>Defending Auckland
Fuck off Aucklander.

lets hope you get back user place seems like its worse then hell

>Attempt "Get a Life, Bin That Knife" mentality in Australia
Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time

I'm Australian but her boyfriend is kiwi.

Fucking cross breeding slut.

>NZ
>work
why do you think those cunts move here in the first place?

well your up shit creek then bud

literally lost to us this weekend cunt

Thats what happens when a female runs your country. Literally sucks the testosterone out of your balls

> Auckland still has nothing on Sydney. Asiafication is progressing a quicker rate in auckland but I hasn't actually caught up to Sydney yet

Fucking China can barely keep up with Sydney.

Fuck New Zealand right back

Fuck off, we're full.

All the kiwicucks making out nz to be great are deluded
We have highest teen suicide rates in the world, and the highest domestic abuse and sexual violence rates in the wesern world
We are the second least white nation in the west

>full

go live in desert then retard

Make me you chink

fuck

m8

i thought you guys had the jobs

where the fuck is the work if you cunts don't have it

What yourfucking problem faggot?
Would you come to my country too see what really is a fucking problem?

Fuck australians. Pack of mongrel cunts.

I could kill you with my bear hands sheep shagger

>fuck
>mate
>i thought this was reddit
>then i remembered i dont like this place anymore
>so i green text a good bye to you
>faggot

((you)) pic related

>sheep shagger
Uh that's offensive could you not use that terminology.

Only siblings can talk to each other the way Oz-NZ do.
Anyone gets in middle - they don't want to get in the middle.

get this shit off air

...

How i Beheaded your father, next on britbong TV.

What the fucking fuck.

Bribes detected.

>It's always been hilarious how much that you hate each other, but what's the actual difference?
NZ is little brother
Straya is big brother

Don't mistake family banter and arguments for actual hate. We reserve that for the Chinks.

NZ is more civilized

only when it comes to gun laws

Kek the rare Sven bantz

the kiwis dont want asians, they want pajeets.

Virgin New Zealander, Chad Australian

Whats the difference between America and Africa they are literally the same. Both full of stupid niggers a dysfunctional government and decaying infrastructure .

Projection much?
The murder suicide and rape in my small city is so high that the newspapers hardly ever report it
Our nation is bloody dysfunctional

Great just what we need another kiwi selling out his countrymen to foreigners.

I hope you're saying that from one of those Once Were Warriors ghettos.

I'm sick of faggots like you and the tourist industry lying to foreigners telling them that New Zealand is a paradise where you can drink from rivers
YOU CAN'T EVEN SWIM IN MOST OF OUR RIVERS THEY ARE SO TOXIC

B-But muh footrot flats

>YOU CAN'T EVEN SWIM IN MOST OF OUR RIVERS
what are you a maori jumping of the ngarawahia bridge. Go to the beach like a normal person

Because most of that shit is concentrated within the Maori and islander community.

Hey this guy is right, you never know they might just be better than us I mean they've really trounced us recently a whole one win out of the last 40.

WE ARE SHAKING, I tell you

nah fuck that, that guy can go kill himself

fucking around with an abbo slut what a cunt

Those cunts fuck sheep and have a shitty economy, that's why they send the dregs of their society over here to leech off of us.