How would things be different if Ted Cruz had won the election?

How would things be different if Ted Cruz had won the election?

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things would be better to be honest. trump is too chaotic.

Those JFK files would stay locked up.

Dildos would be much more plentiful across America.

FUCK OFF BANNON!

And best of all, cuck fantasies would be widespread across the nation.

Kikes would already be ashes

Gayer and Jewier.

I'm with you. Trump's better than Hillary, and it's great watching the media meltdown over everything he says, but I really wish Teddy had managed to pull through.

I blame Kasich for siphoning off votes long after he should have dropped out.

Porn?

>Porn?
Yes. Ted honestly can't get enough. This time it was cucking a woman who looks like his wife. Hot stuff!

He'd get shit done but it'd be through shady back room deals that'd bite us in the ass later

>Cruz>Trump>hilldog>anyone>Sanders
Things would be better

He'd be another GWB, only without the "I'm stupid" act. So we'd get shitty tax cut legislation, keynesian stimulus packages, full blown war in Syria and possibly against Iran, and all of it would end in somekind of weird sex scandal.

>weird sex scandal

Was already happening with his cheating on his wife rumors. That's when I knew he couldn't win; the Clinton group would've ran that issue into the ground.

Much better than the present. All Trump will do is shitting on american middle class and give money to the highest brackets.

>but they will actually pay taxes this time and create jobs
kek

Obamacare would actually get repealed and Congress would be doing lots more conservative shit with a president that actually understands the issues. His approval % would probably be higher than Trump but he wouldn't have a weird cult that defends everything he does.

Healthcare would have passed, but korea would have nuked japan already

>this is what we could have had

Oh well, the liberal butthurt on election night was pretty fun, I guess.

Also, total government cover up each time he goes out to kill.

I saw a street interview compilation with Israelis and their favorite Presidential candidate by far was Cruz

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I don't want to live in the rat kingdom.

Four year apology tour.

How would things be different if Rand Paul had won the election?

The male pornstar looks like Ted Cruz but the porn is about a short, fat latino guy getting cucked by his daughters boyfriend.

His wife walks in on his daughter fucking her boyfriend and then she gets fucked by the dude.

Was it Ted Cruz's aide fantasizing about cucking Ted or was it a porn that was liked because the male pornstar looked like Ted?

Not an option, it was always either Trump or Hillary.
No other Democrat would have won the primaries, no other Republican would have won the general.

>Ted Cruz

EL PRESIDENTE.

>Not an option, it was always either Trump or Hillary.
Is that a challenge?

>el ratta to win the GOP nomination

He wouldnt hold a candle against Hilldog and her identity politics.

Nothing much would be different. Murrica's deficit spending won't go anywhere, the crash is near and inevitable.

They would have compared him to hitler

>won election
LOL

>Elect leaf

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>no other Republican would have won the general.
You don't think Ted could have been Shrillary?