Shimoneta thread

Ohohohoho~~

worse humor than Big Bang Theory

dubs dont lie

Who is this slut?

Why is her ojou laugh so great?

Im sorry to hear that friend
I find it very funny

t. Regal M'Lady Defender

She talks really big but I bet shes very shy in bed

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Anyone getting the blu Ray for the fapping sock?

Would you drink her love nectar?

I wish I could spit on whoever wrote

until she's dry.

More likely you'd just drown

Why is it impossible to choose which girl is the best in the show?

Because all girls are best except for pink haired dickhead

It is possible, best girl is Saotome, duh.

Naisu body.

Anna carried this show so hard that it literally killed her

What's her chest size according to that picture? Looks pretty damn perfect to me.

10/10 size

It's not

I want to betray Ayame-senpai to the authorities so I may have my way with her as my reward.

Federally permitted degeneracy is still federally permitted.

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Nazi please go and stay go.

Don't put dick in crazy

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Find a flaw.

short
no tits
no ass
annoying voice

I said flaws, not pros.

fuck off pedo

She's a virgin.

Midgets aren't the same as lolis, you know.

Still not a flaw.

she acts all smug and lewd but I bet she's a virgin who's scared of real dicks

I still remember that one post about how she's a two-faced bitch, hence that's where her fourth hole is. Brilliant stuff.

How did Anna take it when Kajou confessed to betamax?

Lesbian.

I found the male "Love Nectar" ages ago, in my wild experimental teens.

If you have ever done prostate stimulation, you have probably seen it. The liquid is in a quantity comparable to piss, but impeccably pure, and even slimy. It smells and tastes of semen, but its' taste is rather light. It's incredibly hydrating, even more than water, and with each gulp you want more and more.

When did /fit/ get in here?

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eww

I thought this was made obvious near the end of the anime.

She can throw sex jokes without a worry, but actual, real relationships with men are a completely different beast for her.

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>Sup Forums

What did this guy even drink? It sounds like piss and semen/precum to me, but I'd love a better, deeper explaination.

Why is it that Subaru and Okuma attract White Nutcases?

The 'Sperm' whale's "Love Juice has more serious consequences, though.

Kill yourself frogposter.

what

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Why did my mouth water as I read this?

Those are all pros, user. Tits suck, and she has a good-enough ass.

>Tits suck

Any chance of the LN ever getting translated?

>You will never see Anna become a bride, enjoying the wedding cake and bells with her husband.

Anyone?

My knowledge of boobs is minimal but i think that's at least C or D cup.

Jesus Sup Forums

Yeah, that seems accurate enough. Probably a D, though, since they look bigger to me than a C cup, and the uniform is holding them back.

You're gay, user. Sorry to break it to you.

If it's an Sup Forumsnon.. I'm okay with it.

I can figure it out, but I'd need either her BWH or her height and weight.

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DUDE

Probably just that, watery piss with some precum mixed in. Guy probably just mistook the sensation for ejaculating and drank a mouthful of his own piss

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No, I didn't mistake it. I know how the "soft emission" cum feels when you're doing prostate massage. It was very different. I had taken a deep breath and relaxed on the phallic object, when this 'liquid' slowly oozed from my dick.

I swear, it wasn't just piss, it had an entirely different look and consistency. I also hadn't drank any water earlier that day, so if it was piss it would've been an yellow, almost orange colour. Yet this liquid was almost transparent; with the semen in it softly clouding the whole thing..

It was probably pure semen with very little spermatozoa in nit.

Jesus Christ, you don't know shit about your nutbladder.

You drank piss with semen in it, period.

won't deny, it made me really horny

Dude, can't we at least let those comments wait till the memorial thing on 9/11?

Post 3 examples.

Sounds like a Nazi...

S O X
S O X
SOX!

Yes

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>34
post the rest

This is literally the worst main girl of any anime in the last five years. Not an ounce of appeal.

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Yeah she is very annoying

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>You will never dick a sexually frustrated milf politician

It's a reflexive reaction that precedes vomiting.

Just like me, but with woman instead

Literally

no
she's
>cute
>smart
>lewd on the outside but still shy on the inside

Every Shimoneta thread

This is a nice gif.

Well she does have big tits unlike most of the pure nipponese characters

Why is the ED so much catchier than the OP?

>mfw you breath the same air with people like this

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At least Ayame is safe from those juices.

nigga what

All Shimoneta girls are best, except Kosuri, she's a shit.
That being said, Kajo is my favorite.