user, congrats on getting your PhD in Informatics.
How about filling up some job applications?
Here's an option.
Try applying for an Assistant Prof position at TU Vienna
- oh wait
Womyn only!
informatik.tuwien.ac.at
Oops.
Guess someone should notify Karlie Kloss.
...
i can just change my gender at any time and apply
checkm8
Wait. Isnt that against the law?
you can try that, would be worth a kek
care to apply?
informatik.tuwien.ac.at
Preferring womyn IS the law you shitlord
check your legal privilege
What an idiot wrote this code? As if it wasn't simplier to put numbers into array and iterate over it looking for match.
Someone explain the joke to me.
Why is there a class that looks like it does nothing?
Loops are very advanced
you'd be surprised at the quality of the code some companies are willing to pay ten rupees for
It'd be easier just to do userNumber % 2 and print that it is even if the result is 0 or print odd if it's 1.
No I wouldn't, unfortunately I'm no longer surprised. I just sometimes cry a lot when we have to fix project of some cheap fuck who thought street shitters know how to code.
well, that is the joke
i hate to be the first one to karliepost
>female programmers
% are forbidden in code by feminists, as they represent penis and balls.
Luckily, you can check it with (int(x * 1.5) == x*1.5). This way you can't be fired by your HR tumblrlady
>working for any university
>ever
>literally go to this university
>this is also the department I go to
>literally have a lecture in the first semester that requires you to read pic related
>this is real life
>pls nuke us already
this is not a fucking joke guys
friend attends Queen's University Belfast, same shit there
ps. thought this new PM guy was redpilled?
gets me every time
>%
did you check your privilege today yet? to bad you can't because privilege
Please stop asserting your dominance by putting % everywhere, don't you think I don't know what you're doing.
Draw some poop swastikas on the walls that'll show em
check this put
even the qualifications are fuzzy and based on not hurting her feewings
102
I know the code on the left is John Carmack's Quake code, but how hard is to come up with something like that?
overflow error, obviously
do these two even do the same shit?
>right takes a float and add, multiplies and shit and returns a float?
>left just compares?
Not hard at all, if you have some 25 years of experience that is.
why does the letter 'w' look so weird? almost like it's a different font
This is beyond retarded
Why is it in english and not german?
Kek.
Once a girl in my class hardcoded FizzBuzz to 1000.
Sue them.
The code on the left does some pretty fast and efficient computation on the square root of a number (as the title says)
As for the code on the right, ponder on this line
>if(a>b && b
That might be Carmack's code but he didn't invent the fast inverse square root.
en.wikipedia.org
Coming up with something like that is hard, it is not intuitive nor obvious.
You could be programming your entire life and never need, encounter, use, or decide to develop something like that on your own.
It's probably the worst example of "when guys code" you could pick. Karlie Kloss would not understand it if you gave her 100 years to study.
Well, did you let her buzz on your fizz, if you know what I mean?
its actually a pretty advanced way of doing it through memory.
>mfw she thinks she called for the values outside of brackets
It was my privilege.
>Println "Fuck this gay earth"
>using an array and iteration to find if a number is even
Wew lad. You just memory leaked my shit there
I'll try.
>If (a > b && b < a)
>Somehow returns "a" despite later chunk of if statement completely nullifying the point of the line.
>On top of that 2nd else returns 5 because she doesn't now how to or.
>Mfw the plane nose dives because "So random yay" :D
See >cd code
>cd ..
>cd code
>cd ..
You implying something about Karlie there?
What's the joke here? I see multiple legit use cases for that class.
>a) that constructor is used a lot and the order is known beforehand
>b) The coordinates describe a plane (i.e. min-max is nontrivial due to orientation)
>c) multiple instances of _Product are passed to other methods and they wanted to avoid integer and/or parameter soup
>implying she didn't
>what is case sensitivity
Yeah, it's taken out of context. To me it looks like piece of code done by 1st year student learning OP (Product class and primitive members)
>this is the end of the program! see you guys later xD
This shit always triggers me
Nah man the codes good.
I just hate semi colons.
>Thejokeoveryourhead.jpg
>inb4 pretendingtoberetarded
Why do I even bother STEM posting? Some of you ruin it for the rest of us by forgetting where you are.
Exactly
>ConsoleApplication2
What triggers me is the easter egg when a==b. And it's not a program, it's a method.
You need to take your meds, your post is unintelligible.
>What Is bait for people willing to fake knowledge for (you)'s on a Mongolian weaving site?
The entire point of OP's post...
T. Computer Sci fag that was almost joyful upon seeing this intersectional thread.
since this is c# the correct syntax would be (float)x*1.5==(float)Math.Ceiling((float)x*1.5)(I put in the extra float because I do not remember if Math.Ceiling() can return a float, I have not programmed in a while)
it could be argued that who ever is programming this is just learning about classes, so I would not be too hard on them.
>What Is bait for people willing to fake knowledge for (you)'s on a Mongolian weaving site?
Seriously, I've been accosted by homeless people who've spoken more coherent English than you. So OP's point was to bait people into pretending they know about programming? What?
you just typed that didint you shill? what uni in austria has courses in engliush ??
GTFO object oriented new school bitch fux. Code fckn assembler or go to fucking hell bitch
Are you retarded? Even my noname german uni only offers courses in english because of all the people from other nations studying here basically for free.
stupid gui reliant sissy faggots
VI OR EMACS?!
Only shitlords use numbers over 100
umm, never compare floats without epsilon. My example used double for a reason.
pico
we need to stop all slave databases, backups are racist
as long as you compiled it yourself...
oops, I forgot about that....
vi 4 lyf! Don' be a busta, CJ!
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>Anonymous (ID: HY3VqD5+) 10/24/17(Tue)20:41:21 No.1465012
fk'n tetris paid work hrs
nigga i built a microprocessor out of a toaster and archlinuxed it so I could bash :(){:|:&};: on that shit. obama nearly called me to the white house, he thought it was a clock
Imagine you are paid by amount of code wrote. That's why
would be awesome
just write thousands of lines of code inside functions that never get called
kek
you could have cashed in on that idea,
but others did it first. it's called windows