Nu-male face?

What is “nu-male face”? Why nu-males do it? Post examples in here.

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People don’t know how to smile anymore because the need for constant validation on social media is causing massive unhappiness as people try to portray themselves as living perfect lives, so instead of smiling like a normal person they have to make bizarre faces because they don’t really know what else to do

give me my sauce macdonulds

Every. Single. Time. Why do they always do that stupid half open mouth thing? It makes me sick. They have the most punchable faces.

*nods respectfully*

>Thick haired
>Greasy
>Unhygienic
>If hygienic, most likely follows the nerd trend or the beard trend
>Nerdy glasses / Well groomed beard

That's about it, otherwise greasy and unhygienic

They're emulating women who make those faces for photos, due to their low-T and wanting to act like "allies".

all of them have good teeth

I think the merkin has hit the nail on the head. They don't know how to be human so they just have to do the best impression they can. I can't remember what disorder has that, where you copy people's emotional reactions to things because you don't know or understand how to do them yourself naturally.

This, playing the game 'straight' is no longer an option because even if you play by the rules you'll never be as happy as the fake perfect lives being constantly shoved in your face. As a result most people opt to choose to portray an ironic shell of narcissism which they use to assure themselves that they're too intelligent to play the happiness game in earnest.

Psychopathy?

I'm at in impass here, I have shut eyesight but dislike contacts and plastic frames look beat on me. What do?

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They take in tons of fluoride. Probably why their teeth are really nice.

*nods respectfully*

Just get some rimless or semi-rimless specs like a fucking normal person you retard.

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get real, normal fucking glasses holy shit

That does fit what I'm thinking of but I thought there was something more...benign that had that trait. Nu-males really don't fit psychopathy beyond that aspect.

zero aggression in their eyes. weak. timid. feeble creatures cowering behind the facade of a masculine beard.

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they represent the dionysian type of humans

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I fucking guarantee 90% of Sup Forums looks like that

Get glasses without trying to follow the nerd trend. Don't be a nu-male. Just use fucking glasses without trying to use them to build an identity, like a faggot

Pic for reference because people can't even buy glasses nowadays

You're instantly 12 times hotter when you're not trying.

they were lucky not to be born in the USSR with bad genetics, they don't know the pain of dental procedures without painkillers

I don't look like that.

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Most nu-males tend to be critically depressed, self-loathing individuals. This is complicated by the fact that they tend to be self-centered.

This combination of personality flaws tends to push people away, so they compensate by adhering to flavour-of-the-month social ideologies; in a belief that they can "trick" women into believing they are harmless and approachable.

This is why a lot of SJW types tend to have fucked up interactions with females after a long-period of exposure (see: NeoGAF mods, Wienstien, Brocialists, the Chapo Trap House kids, etc.)

The archtypical "bugman" face is an overcompensation technique.

> "See guys. See how happy I am. So very happy. Please hang out with me. I am having FUN"

yes sure, if the lenses are fake, otherwise your eyes will be smaller and misplaced

ftfy

dumping bugmen redpills

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I have normal glasses and I don't wear T-shirts in public.

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It's the androgynous look that you get when you have testosterone levels low enough to vote Democrat or raise another man's kid.

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That Fucking dog filter.

delete this

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People who play vidya in Public are the ultimate nu-males.

The fucker in your pic is one of the greatest scammers the world has ever seen.

>youtube.com/watch?v=3Mz5YPkThOU

fag

The Nu-Male look is simply a Jewish look. You see?

no need for walls of text

they're literally just women in male skin

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>Playing any video game after 20

Just tell me if we have a decent Spore already
fucks sake this is the only game I'll ever want why are you fucks testing my patience

The humorous thing is geek culture is so mainstream now, handsome men are participating in it along with their pretty girlfriends, and the low testosterone beta male thats fat and balding with thick classes feels the need to get deeper into "geek culture" thinking he too can acquire a girlfriend acting like a manchild.

I like it when Sup Forums makes a nu-male thread, and goes into minute details about how and what they are, and what they do, and how they feel about precisely everything.

Project much?

What kind of queer would carry that shitty one-piece pot metal abortion?
My defensive butter knife is Sterling silver with ivory scales.

>caring what others think about what time wasters i enjoy

>ever Falling for the video-game kike
Games is one of the reasons why there is plenty of manchildren today.

oh fuck, someone saved my OC. I'm gunna cum.

>No More Soy
can't make this up

>numale
>getting cucked
it must suck balls watching your 4/10 nip grill getting fucked in front of you.

hahaha i laughed my ass off at both posts. well played bong

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did they finally stop him?

Just 1/16 diversity.
Productive and effective working environment.

no
this is only the beginning

OH SH-

i just realized he has the opposite shave as Hitler.

Of course. Sam is so not racist that his facial hair becomes inverse to the biggest racist that ever lived.

Just end its misery already.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ed79L3wQu38

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Do I look like a nu-male or Freeman?

I wear glasses and have facial hair.

hahaha in all seriousness, did he get beat up? what the hell am i looking at

bugman/10

>hahaha
what was the purpose of typing this? you are aware that this isn't your facebook wall, right?

"Nods respectfully towards you "

Are you an indie game developer?

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You look like you browse reddit unironically

do you ask questions on reddit comments you could easily google?

nigger i don't have a hookbook. its a level of respect and acknowledgement above (You). go back to kekistan general

Damn, I have been roasted.

No, I am a condensed matter physics researcher and an enterprise innovation consultant.

I do not like reddit, people get high votes on things that are just hearsay or popular opinion. Especially in regards to gardening and camping.

You look like a numale bugfag. You look like people assume you voted for Hillary.

Also the beta male will ironically use words like "trapping" or "trap star" or "trap house" knowing full well that his suburban upbringing and his careful navigation of society would never lead him to an actual trap house.

You are what you eat.

youtube.com/watch?v=65RHf9CL_CE

this faggot who eats the reddit sauce for 10 shekels

Yeah, really. Instead of rallying against fatasses and HAES cunts for eating up all our food, this guy will eat literal fucking crickets.

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Vidya hate is the most autistic and retarded hate I have ever seen

Gordon freeman.

God damn as a white guy who can grow a beard and wears glasses I will forever despise nu-males for ruining the combination of these two things

NU-MALE MUSIC

I'll start:
youtube.com/watch?v=YDSzfpomRFA

youtube.com/watch?v=N9vzxzjsv6g

youtube.com/watch?v=Tc1_sOD4d_M

youtube.com/watch?v=5hxibHJOE5E

youtube.com/watch?v=8ZEE_Ng1YKg

youtube.com/watch?v=QnJFhuOWgXg


Now listen to this if you want to wash your ears out:
youtu.be/PEn5RJdj208

Bugman

You take Sinatra off there right now you fuck

*nods respectfully*

I was just banned by Ubisoft numales

Bro you better chill. Sinatra was alpha and class material through and through. Fucking nu male faggot.

Imagine being raped in a rainy back alley whilst a neon hotel sign flashes No-Vacancy in the distance, you cry for help but nobody hears; that pic all you can see of your rapist, you feel every thrust of his member into your funk tunnel until he grunts and squirts ribbons of liquid silk into you before finally pulling out his flacid member, fastining his zipper and goin on his way.

>look at all this nu-male music
>i only listen to superior classical music, though
>*tips fedora*

if sam and hitler kissed their facial hair would not touch

What are you on a forum about a videogame to begin with? These things are for reporting glitches and scams.

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