Is there anything more dystopian, dehumanizing, and jewish than working in an open office?

Is there anything more dystopian, dehumanizing, and jewish than working in an open office?

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Oy vey goy you don't like our factory like style?

Yes, working in an office full of cubicles.

I don't get why people need to commute to an office to sit on their ass. Why cant people sit on their ass at home. You can save gas and time and it is more safe.

>Is there anything more dystopian, dehumanizing, and jewish than working in an open office?
Ask this nigga that works in an open office and the answer is fuck no. It sucks, and inevitably you're shoved into a small open space with a loud mouthed woman that won't ever shut the fuck up, and when you're trying to have a discussion with you're bros about work related shit she'll be making shush sounds while she's trying to watch a cat video on jewtube. Women are the open office of the world.

I used to work in cubicles that were head high, they were nice. You could only spy on my computer habits if you walked up to me. It was impossible to catch me "not working". We then moved to new offices where we had cubicles but they were waist high. So everything above 3.5 feet was visible by everyone else. 20 coders in a room, while all managers and hr and creative directors get their own suites. We all starred at each other out of our peripheral vision. f**king awkward. I couldnt blow my nose without everyone analyzing how I did it. I couldnt scratch my head without looking like a douche. It sucked. I needed to maintain perfect behavior because I had 2 affirmative action hires on either side of me, both female. And I would catch them starring at my face several times a day but they didnt care. Then they would gossip about everyone in the place to each other instead of doing work. Headphones were a necessity to just block out outside noise so I could not be interrupted and get some work done. But that didnt matter, someone watched a funny video? Youre gonna hear about it. Someone ate some birthday cake? Youre gonna hear about it. Someone smelt something funny in the bathroom, youre gonna hear about it. What a monstrosity of inefficiency.

I had to deal with affirmative action spicks talking in 5 kinds of spick. The cubans hated the mexicans, the mexicans hated the euro spanish, they all hated the purto ricans and brazilians hated everyone too. And it was a competition between the various dialects of spick who could talk more and of course the spicks would take advantage of talking behind people's back right in front of their face because us stupid white people dont speak spick. I remember once I recorded a conversation I was pretty sure was about people in the office and I had a portuguese speaking friend of mine translate the conversation. They were mercilessly trashing everyone in the office one at a time. I showed it to my white boss thinking he would be pissed but all he said was I shouldnt be recording other people's conversation without their permission. Welp.

What a f**king hell hole. They hired IT people that gave me a hard time because I googled: "bash script for loop" If youre a programmer, you might have to know this, but since I know I have google, I dont bother. Its quicker to search google for a code example than to dig up old code in my file system. Well, the millennial IT workers spy all network traffic and they laughed at me and told other co-workers that I was an idiot because I needed to search something so simple. Can you imagine working in a place where they search everything you do? A nightmare. It wasnt like I was searching for porno, I was doing work, and that wasnt good enough. I still got treated like Winston in 1984. The modern day office is a f**king s**t hole that incubates terrible mental illness. I despise the modern day open office. I am independent but I have a client that Ive had for a few years. They are several thousand miles away but they asked me one day if I would like to come work at the office after visiting once. I laughed in their faces over the phone and said you couldnt pay me enough to work in a computer office. Dumb women giggling over cat pictures that youre supposed to ignore and do your work while theyre having a "fun day", mostly spent on facebook. Besides I get way more work done when I can control the level of distractions. Not being able to control interruptions, room temperature, music & lighting is a walking nightmare, I could never go back to it. I would switch careers before I work in a place like that ever again.

making jobs painful is by design. pain makes the obedient slaves rise to the top and pnish disobedience

ell documented

I absolutely hate this. It's so fucking loud and distracting.

You know who loves this? Loud, obnoxious millenial white women who talk non-stop at full volume, laugh at everything, and do absolutely zero work.

Fuck the open floor plan. Absolutely fucking hate them. I would prefer soundproof opaque cubicles. Fuck millennials and fuck the current year.

No.
I realized many years ago that to maximize efficiency, you'd put everyone in their own office. I realized more recently that that would result in an army of unemployed women and minorities.

id love to be normal enough to land a job where its like that. and if there is company showers and gym.

Doesn't make sense

>2017
>not having a job where you have your own office
I pity the plebs, that’s some serious wagecuckery there OP

No.

Looks like a high school cafeteria.

That looks horrible, everything in such disarray, disgusting.

you're goddamn right. open office is best office. You hear people making money and you get the fuck up and make your own money.

That format there sucks. But after working at several tech companies with open offices, I can't go back to the cubicle meme.

Pizza delivery driver.

>Everyone has privacy
>This is bad

nice try Brock, there are no hispanics in Canada

I like cubicles better than open spaces because before I started working from home, I liked to work on my side projects while working my normie job. In an open setup they would start to get suspicious of my 2nd computer and LTE router.

I work in an open office at a big company. It's fine except for when I have to make eye contact with my neighbors who have nothing to do with me. I think it's been shown that workers have higher blood pressure in open plan offices.

I get more done when I'm isolated by myself working on a computer

>be me
>work in open office
>coworker looking at my screen every 10 minutes to make sure I'm working (ironically enough) to see if he can get me to do his work for him

I get that it's a shitty low paying job but why is it considered dehumanizing? everyone likes seeing the pizza man, and you don't have to have a really complicated exchange, just take the pizza and hand it to them.

open offices are distracting as fuck

The key is to never make eye contact with anyone accidentally, then you're not even aware they're lurking your screen.

rip double double leaf

It hurts my eyes to see this.

If you stare at the female coworker too much, it can be awkward later when HR has you moved to a different desk.

This exactly, the open office format is great for people who don't ever shut the fuck up. My 3-4 nearest neighbors in my open office speak loud enough for the entire office to hear. They never shut the fuck up and constantly disrupt you while you're working, as if I want to speak to any of these fucking two-faced cunts.

Because most people can't be relied on to be productive sitting at home in their boxers and many jobs are collaborative in nature

>person can't be reliable
>person can't be productive

fire them, wow that was hard

This is why I went to work for Chevron and can't wait until fracking picks up again. I really want to be part of the monstrosity that destroys the planet at this point, I just don't want to see humanity continue anymore.

bullshit you can collaborate on skype or any other chat/conference program.

Sounds absolutely horrid. I hope things are going well for you.

Lies. Delivery driving is surprisingly relaxing, with plenty of time to sit and think to yourself while you're in route to your customer. Often you're given a carte blanche to deal with the customer in whatever way you think will ensure the store doesn't get too much shit. Honestly, out of all of the jobs I've ever worked, delivering pizzas was probably the only one I sometimes miss.

Sounds terrible, fellow leaf.

Everyone likes getting the pizza, but they don't like paying for it.
It's also not uncommon for them to answer the door in some fucked up getup and then you need to stand there forever while they try to convince you to give them the pizza before they "go back inside and get the money". I'm talking dudes in lingerie, people dressed like Batman who want you to pretend to be Robin before they pay, minorities, etc.

Ah life is good in my 220 sqft office with a view. Pumpin in Cable TV and the boss is on the other coast. Life is Good.

>I really want to be part of the monstrosity that destroys the planet at this point

kek

What programmer DOESNT google shit?

Find a job that lets you work from home 24/7 and you got it made. Absolutely no reason why most people like engineers need to work in an office when you got video/Slack and so on.

I work in an "open office" concept and absolutely detest it. It's distracting, you have no personal space, and you can't even have a conversation on the phone without three people around you offering commentary when you hang up.

On the plus side, you get quickly red pilled on how worthless women are in the workplace. I've never wanted a physical labor job so bad in my life after doing the open office thing for a year.

Have to work from home while office is being converted from cubicles to the open office layout.

>reading comprehension level: open office

Office jobs are for fags who went to (((college)))

>Walls are racist

This is actually true. I fucking hate the open office but probably slack off way less when everyone can see my screen. If you own a small business funded with your life savings, would you really want some new hire you know nothing about to be able to "work" from his bedroom?

Yes. Working a unionized state or federal government tech job alongside a cadre of literally retarded diversity hires. You will not find a more lazy, unskilled, retarded, incapable bunch of faggots anywhere on planet earth.

I had a video of a state employee who literally fel asleep in the middle of us working in an extreme programming setting. I would love to drop the LinkedIn this useless faggot waste of taxpayer money. But I won't.

Let me see if I still have that video.

Hate open office. It's much harder for me to do work that requires focus, and I get to see how little work people actually get away with doing since I get to see (and unfortunately hear) them chit-chatting for half the day.

>regular employees stuck on floor/in open office and forced to appear busy at all times
>managers and supervisors get high-walled cubicles and offices where they can slack off all day without anyone knowing
hmmm....

You think blue collar is better? You'll be surrounded by lazy 80 IQ retards who just want to milk the clock and not get work done. Or you'll have the polar opposite which is Mr. Serious Hardworker that speaks condescendingly to everyone around him so the boss thinks he's the hardest worker there is! Then you have the kiss asses who don't do any work but kiss the boss's ass all day so they get away with it. There's tons of political drama in blue collar work. The office is better IMO, I'd rather some cunt talk about birthday cake then sit there and bust my ass lifting heavy shit all day while some middle aged cuck sticks his nose up another man's ass to get out of doing his job.

i'm a cop and it's fucking awesome. i spend just enough time out on the streets and in the car to look forward to paperwork back at the office (which i usually do overnight since i work nights and the office is empty) or at home because i can, and i do just enough paperwork to look forward to getting back out to cleaning up the streets.

i could never sit in a cubicle for 9 hours a day, 5 days a week until im 60

i enjoy an audience while i jerk it

I work in an open office, do you really think it makes me more productive? If I want to slack off I'll just sit there with my email open and click back and forth. No one can be productive 100% of the time, people will always have moments when they don't feel like doing anything. Pissing your employees off and making them endure shit so they're miserable going to work everyday is definitely not the way to motivate - fucking moron.

Add in everyone on video conference calls, for that extra touch of suffering.

>cool prison pod

why are you complaining?
individuality is bad for productivity
stfu and eat your soylent citizen

there are times i miss being a dishwasher. no one expected much, and you were a god if you got the expensive plates cleaned fast so they could be used for another special on a hot night. and occasionally youd get to drink with the older cooks and have the waitress whores flash you

Nice digits lad, where are you based?

first we share offices, then we share our homes

get ready for USSRA

>waitress whores flash you
Nice

>be a programmer/engineer at a bank
>my job involves programming complex financial models and big data analytics
>I can literally do every part of my job from home. No need to be in the office
>I'm required to be in the office for "face time"
>this involves people poking their head into my office to ask bullshit questions, ask me to do things that could have been asked via email or a phone call, or shooting the shit with me and waste time

It's driving me insane. I want to leave but the money is way too good and I like my boss.

I miss working in a pizza shop because it let me network with hot high school and college chicks.

All of you aspie fags. Stop doing personal work on company time, stop "nesting" like some pre natal bitch about to give birth, sit at a desk, crank out work, go home. If you don't enjoy the product you make, find a new career - the office isn't a social spa to build a home away from home

mostly out of jest, since they were college and i was 16-17, but still saw titties. not great titties, but titties.

>I like my boss.
Then you should explain your situation to him.

This. I decline any request for OT because I can't stand being there. Will definitely be actively avoiding open concept for the next job after this contract is up.

Yeah these massive ones they have in America are absolute shit.
We have one but it's way less people per square meter and much more comfy

Fuck off, Mr. Noseberg.

programmer here, can you give me some examples of complex financial models in programming?

But yeah, I hear a lot of companies these days are starting to pull their remote employees back into the office

Slutty Hills (Redfern) up in Syd. got my work cut out for me

If it's a trading desk I get their justification is they want your around during trading hours if your shit breaks. But really that ends up an problem for operations anyway. It's bullshit really, with source control you can easily verify what people are up to on a fucking hourly basis.

>open office

Open offices can be comfy, the one in the pic sucks b/c it's so cramped.

Haha shit, you poor cunt, massive respect for you. Are the abos worse that way?

After years of working in cubicles with private offices around the windows, then years working out of my home, I had to work in an open office.

It sucked. It sucked BALLS.

Everyone was tired, all the time. Everyone was distracted. Illness was rampant.
You could hear the noise from the 3D printer across the room. Ziiiiip......Ziiiiippp......Buuuuzzzzz.....Ziiippp

Someone tells a joke, people laugh. You hear the laugh and look around, but never hear the joke. Back to work. Until someone walks behind you, you turn around to say "yes?", and they go to the desk next to yours.

Two people start talking about a problem. A third person walks by and has input. They decide they need the boss to weigh in. Suddenly, five people are standing around your desk having a talk while you're trying to get your stuff done.

My productivity was low. I was tired all the time. I was more tired because I had to work later to make up for the lack of productivity.

Became a manager, told my boss that this wasn't working. Was told that it was the idea of the owner's wife and I just have to get used to it.

I don't work in an open office exactly, but I'm an auditor so I normally work in a conference room with like 4-8 other people. It's a lot of fun, not sure what you guys all have against sitting with your co-workers.

Yes, living in Canada.

Why do we even have offices anymore?

If your job involves sitting at a computer all day, why not go 100% telework? And if someone doesn't get the work done because they don't have the discipline to work outside an office, just fire their ass for poor performance.

My headphones are on my head 7 hours a day. We recently moved to an open office format from cubes. I had a back corner cube that always super /comfy/. Now I am against a wall and lucky enough to sit next to all men. The women sit together and chat all fuckin day long about nothing. It is good awful. And construction wasn't done in time so we have people sanding concrete and putting our shit up outside. Awful. Fuck the open office.

You're probably one of the coworkers that other people hate, you're just oblivious to your own idiocy

It's a place where you spend 40-60 hours of your life. It's not unreasonable to expect your employer to make small changes that can have a serious impact on your quality of life.

Looks more like a uni library

They do shit like that because they hire (((social scientists))) who tell them it'll be better for productivity.

For reference, those same (((social scientists))) say that banning violent language like "bullet points," and "deadlines" also makes everyone safer.

>leave the office at 5:30PM today and head home
>get an email from a dipshit coworker saying he fucked up sending me some data and I need to rerun a model, "let's chat when I get in"
>I tell him that I've already left and that I can run it when I get home
>"no let's just do it tomorrow when you get in"

FUCK JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED. I CAN DO MY JOB FROM HOME. I DON'T NEED TO PHYSICALLY SEE YOU TO DO THIS

I have, he agrees with me and we try to limit when we come in, but the bosses above him pay me and that's what they want unfortunately. Thankfully they pay us very well and don't have a clue what we really do

Trying to remain anonymous - there aren't many people that do my job. In my field there is an Access / SQL based proprietary program that can build extremely precise and complex financial models that Excel could never handle. Understanding how this works and how it can be converted to other non SQL / proprietary formats basically requires an engineering background. Not many people have this specialization.

It's not a trading desk it's an investment bank

>What programmer DOESNT google shit?
Yeah that poor guy. I google stupid shit all the time just to make sure i remember stuff right.

At our office, part of the staff was manufacturing.
We were told that because they couldn't work at home, nobody else could, because that would be unfair.
But nobody ever mentioned the unfairness of the manufacturing staff having a picnic table in the back to sit at in the sun when work was slow. So....

and the owner can't tell his wife no? he better enjoy paying for her vacation with jamal then. they'll probably take his daughter along too.

Auditor as well but usually either by myself or with 1 or 2 other people, pretty awesome

I work in a psuedo-open office. There's rows of workstations separated by chest high dividers on 3 sides. I get decent privacy and it's company policy to have privacy screens on all of the computers so no one could see what I'm doing unless they're on my lap.

Too many black women in my office but most of them are on the other side of the building. I just wear headphones and go home at the end of the day.

See the preceding? Lazy fucks. You produce a good quality, noone cares when you spend a few min decompressing before you dive back I ; and if you can't master you senses enough to block distraction and focus - you are an artist who deserves to be fired.

Many do work from home. It's mostly a function of how easily you can be fired for not working at home. The more liberal the laws, the harder it is to get remote.
>tfw red state remote employed
Feels great

How would a manager justify his position if all his employees were completely autonomous? Management are basically the Jews of the office -lacking creativity or ethics, they practice usury on the laborers and extort them for their own personal financial gain.

What would a manager do without an office? Seriously? Send out an email once a day? Make a phone call once a day? No, that's how management survives, social bullshit and asserting themselves over others.

This. Offices should not even exist. Everything is on the computer now. Even meetings and all interactions. Fuck the office.

That's not a joke.

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2 real 4 me user

I went to Chantilly High School outside of DC in the mid-70s. I’m not sure how it looks today, but at the time it was brand new & had open classrooms. I’d be studying Social Studies & next (door) we got to hear all the kids learn Spanish. I hated it.

>darg n disdopian