Monster Musume

small muscle man manage to become 2d to live with dog girl

what am you excuse for not become 2d to be with you monster girl?

i am consider lay under heavy thing that fall but real life am not cartoon. you dont become 2d you just become red squish

am jealous of tiny muscle man. he not very tall but become 2d. in way this make him more tall than all of us. he never reach item on medium level shelf but he reach for monster girl and she am there

little muscle man give hope that we touch monster girl one day too

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First for Lala

Did I kill thread?

Its the deadest time for these threads. Give it 8 hrs.

It helps that the other one hasn't 404'd yet and these aren't generals. Just shitposting dumpster fires that we ride to the end.

>ywn lay your head on Lalas lap with her head removed and next to yours so you can look into eachothers eyes up close

Why even live.

Thread dead, time to bully the manlet.

Did someone say bullying?

This still annoys me a little.

Not a big Polt fan by any means, but i know this'll leave a bad taste in a lot of peoples mouths.

>this tutorial
I totally lost my shit here.

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Surprisingly enough the Japanese fan response was really positive. Tons of people saying "congratulations" and shit.

Oh really?

Did Crabman even make an announcement?

Oh I mean for the cameo, it's on TTF's Twitter pinned. Google translate shows the responses as pretty positive. I don't think crab has said anything beyond that though.

I thought it was more like Japanese fans recognised the gaijin who reminded everybody of Crabman's birthday.

Anyone that gets genuinely upset about it should probably take their autism meds and settle down a bit. Maybe I'm not as far gone as some of you guys but I really don't care. I'm happy for him and bully him out of sport.

Whoops. That wasn't the picture I meant to pick.

Yeah, i've learned to let go. At first i was actually kinda upset, and knew that it felt rather heavier than i anticipated, but then i realize "Hey, i can still love Polt. Someone just got further than i did with a 2d character."

Come on, Anons. Where is tragedy here?

That ziplock bag she has her tablet in not being waterproof. That's what.

Last fortnight has been tragic enough, don't want it here.

The tragedy is I'm a Lalafag and know she isn't really going to get any love or attention anymore so the best I've got is her initial chapter and the hospital chapter.

Oh so people were congratulating him for being a cameo?

Do I even want to know what you guys are talking about?

You want to know the true tragedy?

monster girls are not and will never be real.

TTF talked to Crabman and become meme.

Someone got themselves into Crabmans worked and married their Waifu

interesting

I'm going to marry Draco!

In that case im gonna marry Zombina.

>marriages mentioned
Tragedies incoming! I can't wait

Good for you, I'm gonna marry this sheep.

I was asleep during last thread. Tell it to me straight, anons. Is Tara's fuzz urticating?

It will kill people
Worst girl confirmed

It will either kill you, or you grow an immunity to it.

You'll have to be patient. Since her chapter, she has appeared more and more. In the vol 9 omake it has been shown that the other girls (at least Miia and Cerea) do care for her, even to the point to gift her a membership for a massage center.
In the last 4 chapters she appeared a lot and she's beign included in the official merchandise and banners. At least now she's in Papi's tierof relevance. Even maybe a bit more (if that means something)

Is that confirmed?

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Apparently they are, though it seems you could become immune over time...or just go into anaphylactic shock.

>Hugging Tara everyday
>Looking forward to the day it doesn't hurt anymore
>Delayed Gratification Fuzz Hugs
Best.

Hug her everyday as proof of your love. Propose on the day it doesn't hurt anymore.

Going to invite the Orcs for the marriage?

Ask Crabman for a cameo of you hugging Tara despite the pains

Just read up on it and think hes bullshitting. You really don't want it in the eye though.

You want him to make her a widow on her wedding day? HOW TRAGIC!

>Propose on the day it doesn't hurt anymore.
That sounded way more tragic than it needed to be.

You know, i was genuinely upset for a while when i first heard about it and thought "This is gonna be very tragic for Poltfags." and then i realized that not only can HE ascend it to 2d, but so can you, and everyone else on this board.

Now i don't think about it as a problem anymore, as i still love Polt and will continue doing so, but he showed that ANYONE can go above and beyond. Go do it for your waifu user, I know you can do it.

We'll do it for her. No challenge is impossible in the face of love.

yeah, but for a reason they may not find agreeable

>You finally live with Tara
>You're really happy
>Anyway, hugs from her are painful
>She know this and try to evade it for your sake
>But you keep doing this, no matter what
>Your health dropped
>One day, you found that she's not in home
>There is letter on doors
>She leaves you, because she can't handle hurting you anymore
>Both of you are alone again
>Both of you don't know that you finally reached immunity
Tragic enough?

oh my, how tragic!

Mero pls

Is it true that Mero posts tragic stories in these threads?

Anyone know if there's a place where I can find the rest of those colored panels?

Not Mero, but me, Prophet of Greater Tragedy! My goal is to reach climax of tragedy in these threads and make Anons cry!

Pls crab. Why you do this? I just want to hug my waifu

Why is Miia so lewd?

Any of the girls in a sundress is a thing of beauty.

Sundresses are the top tier of all clothing options.

Yes.

Might I suggest a superior fanfiction waifu

If you're not willing to hug Tara if her hair is itchy, you don't deserve her.

theres a way

Yes, Mako is best.

>swimsuit covering gills
this kills the shark

I need second season of this animu

Hope you're reading manga, user.

>ywn see Merino's shearing animated

No, i spend most of my day at work and gym and i can't read shit there. I can only care to watch some animations and shit when i come home. I really wanted to get into manga, but i just can't get my ass to it.

Cause her species are a bunch of rapists that kidnap men for their orgy.

>i spend most of my day at work and gym
I understand this and that's why I forgive you.

Are you stupid? Reading is faster than watching unless you're dyslexic.

It's not about it being 'faster'. I read about 800 pages of text every day at work and
last thing i need to see at home are another piles of text

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But you're missing the detailed lewd pages.
And the anime didn't includesome coloured pages and extras

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Would anyone here care to say how much have i lost not reading the manga, only having watched the anime?

You lost precisely one OVA of content and two small details.

A decent chunk.

Season one only covers about half of the manga chapters to date and skips the gym chapter of the manga entirely. So by reading the manga you'd more than double the amount of monster girl content you've consumed.

That means you haven't really seen Polt at all which is a shame. She's a genki girl.

Maybe it's better to have never known her, than suffer the pain of losing her.

Sounds like a lot. I will try getting it somehow when i'm back home. Thanks a lot guys

I know it's cliched but it's better to have loved and lost to to have never loved at all.

No. Lamias aren't for love.
Don't start another cow posting. We have enough of them.

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Some love for this bug?

>ywn be woken up by Kiira tapping her antennae on your forehead

No. We need love for this girl.

>that superior taste

Well done user

Can't bug and nip elsa get appreciation together?

>appreciation together
Not going to happen.

user please

But why? All girls are best girls.

Would someone be able to direct me to the raws for chapters 45/46? Or if we have any translations, they'd do fine.

user, there's got to be a character you hate that you don't want her to be best girl.

Nooe. All girls are best girls. I just think Kiira is the best of the best.

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It'll all be daijobu, we'll get through this together. She still loves you.

user. Listen to father for he knew Cerea is shit.

The autistic manchild within me is seriously tempted to write a Bike-Cop fanfic that's at least 50,000 words with a script already prepared, but my schedule soon won't allow it.

How TRAGIC.

if she smells with her tongue, than why does she have a nose?

>1st of the month
>not using Manako in op

You are a bad person

We'll wait, user.