Brit/pol/ - The Legend of PURPLE AKI Edition

BBC Documentary on Purple Aki:
>'The Man Who Squeezes Muscles: Searching for Purple Aki.
youtube.com/watch?v=wm0FQMo85GM

>HS2 finance chief quits over £1.7m redundancy payments
birminghampost.co.uk/business/finance/hs2-finance-chief-quits-over-13808760
>New holocaust memorial to be built outside of parliament
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/24/team-led-david-adjaye-design-uks-holocaust-memorial

>Catalonia crisis escalates as Spain set to impose direct rule within days
theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/21/catalonai-crisis-spain-rajoy-direct-rule

>SNP expert group ‘to recommend creation of Scottish pound’
inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/snp-expert-group-recommend-creation-scottish-pound/

>BASED Trump releasing the JFK files #Drainingtheswamp (!)
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/jfk-files-what-are-they-trump-release-john-f-kennedy-assassination-lee-harvey-oswald-jack-ruby-a8013001.html

>Czech Trump wins election by a landslide
ft.com/content/93c5802a-b661-11e7-8c12-5661783e5589

>Denny's announces expansion into the UK
globenewswire.com/news-release/2017/10/19/1150292/0/en/Denny-s-Announces-Expansion-Into-United-Kingdom.html

>ALL CRIME UP!!!!
ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/crimeandjustice/bulletins/crimeinenglandandwales/june2017

>Ken Clarke: Parliament can stop a ‘no deal Brexit’
inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/ken-clarke-parliament-can-stop-no-deal-brexit/

>St Paul’s Cathedral to host Grenfell Tower memorial service
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/24/st-pauls-ptg-cathedral-to-host-grenfell-tower-memorial-service

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First for are jo

Seccond for anime is shit

Rate the last book you read.

First for safe thugging anonymongs

>tfw unironically can't remember what it was

first for harry enfield

Who is scarier, purple aki or spitman?
youtube.com/watch?v=F3x0IqbGdOc

youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k

Start now. Buy one and set aside an hour each day if you can, or even half an hour.

4/5

10/10

mosley - tomorrow we live. 10/10

I'd be happy if the immigrants were the GOOD type of asian

didnt this guy get some kid killed by a train

its weird ive even heard of purple aki here in usa when i was young

Looking forward to QT tonight for a change.

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>imagine being so mentally, emotionally and spiritually violated by my posts that you repeat "I'm right, I'm right, I'm right, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong" every single time you see me post no matter what crud you're chatting

Daft.

Why would they be emigrating in the first place? Exactly.

ALLOW IT BRUV

Who is on?

Japanese men refuse to breed

i remember purple aki from newgrounds, didn't he approach people and ask to feel their muscles?

rather not have some yellow skinned mongoloids migrating to /AREBRITAIN/. britain for the british mate.

Mogg, Salmond, Chakrabati, Germaine Greer and a Express journalist woman.

I thought it was tomorrow

it is

Japanglo masterrace
Sexually deviant island nations UNITE

Oh fug, right enough. I thought it was Thursday today

>Yellow fever
Japs pre plastic surgery are uggly and hapas are schizos

That's tomorrow*

?

What was the last book you read.

Feeling lonely? What happened to your family?

My mum bought a copy of The Strange Death of Europe, I might read that

Wishing the week away.

Purple aki is such a legend that 35 years ago I knew if him. Before the internet stories of him filtered through to my small town so much that I thought he was from here.

*blocks your memorial*

Too right mate.

youtube.com/watch?v=dFOErVWlsxg

youtube.com/watch?v=dFOErVWlsxg

youtube.com/watch?v=dFOErVWlsxg

>It's like, you'd see your mate had a new pair of shoes
>You'd say 'nice shoes'
>'Spitman enit'

this is potentially even funnier than purple aki

wrong trip mate

delete your post before anyone notices that you're also dtm

SAVE ARE TRAMS
I see the Tories have watched a few Joe Owens videos and gone LOCAL

Forgot pic

Really don't want the Church community to shun me because I'm unwed.

The Anglican church welcomed literally every freak imaginable these days so I wouldn't worry.

*welcomes

It's a local Church with a devout High Church congregation, as I said, it's the community not the Church itself.

You not up for marrying your daughters mum, then?

Bonfire night seems like something muslims would get into

Funny as fuck.

I will do, but not tomorrow.

What, making suicide vests out of bangers and that?

>not following the one true Holy Church of Rome

Sad!

>if it's not the Church of Rome™ it's not Church
>True word of God? What's that?

Myron Gaines aka "Purple Aki"

Heathens must hang!

>Myron Gaines

WN is such a pussy

Kek

How do I exercise at work? I was going to run there but I can’t run in my suIt or take it with me. I tried doing push-ups in the toilet but it got me all sweaty

epic true urban legend

Most kids in Liverpool at the time and after will have heard the taunt "Purple Aki's gonna get you!" by other kids at some point.

Literal Bogeyman

>tfw girl says she was gonna text me after work i think like 9 30PM.

>still havent been texted and i dont wanna seem desperate

Not gonna lie lads, I thought it was gonna be a quick shag but i feel a bit upset

Fuck question time desu lads going to bed early tonight I advise you join me if you to live a wholesome life

I'm still convinced this is satire.

yeah, there was something about sitting on his back while he did press-ups or some shit too.

Bit stalkerish too.


Fucking purple pervert

This can’t be real

I can’t believe it

Spitman init

But seriously here you have your Rotherhams. your Aylesburys, your Banburys, your Bristols, your Derbys, your Charlene Downes, your Newcastles, your Oxfords, your Peterboroughs, your Rochdales, your Telfords and your Saviles with all that comes along in the wake of these cases. And then you want to make a documentary on the government stick-up news platform about some purple nigger that just wants to touch some white man biceps. Just mirin', straight up no homo. I mean this man is out there aggressively paying homage and you bongs are gonna make him out to be some troll under the bridge. Even a stone cold soul snatcher.
Just no love back. Zero. Even calling him a killer!
What is wrong with you people?

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wrong day

>he stops posting as soon as the thread ends

bitchboy needed all that he could get to save himself

If it is, it's brilliant

twitter.com/TheNewEuropean

What race actually is Sarah Onley?

can we just end the nhs already

hahaa
>tfw a lesser life form desperately wants to get the last post and still fails
ahahahaha
L E S S E R

Japanese

Who else have BLACKEDiction? Can’t stop getting excited by the BMWW. Any way to cure it?
mobile.twitter.com/BlackedRaw/status/922526280716898308

>he thinks getting the last post in a thread means anything
Typical bitchboy mentality.

Always liked that one.

Cheers. It took me longer than I'd care to admit.

Im dead
so lower life form keeps thinking I even care about him
holy kek lads, I am his god

Pride and Prejudice

It's alright. Kind of interesting because it's not what I usually read. Got 'The River War' lined up next.

Hey lads I'm killing myself soon and I want to make a difference when i go out, whats some shit i can do that would help stop ((them)).

No terror attacks as they seem pretty ineffective but anything else is up for consideration.

Stop taking drugs

Quit porn entirely. Do not masturbate for 90 days.

Have a long and happy life with lots of children

Not an option, I've made a decision but I dont want it to be in vain

>can't stop talking about me
You do that, I got some pussy lined up so I'll do that while you're praising me.

Keep at it, I want to read it all when I'm back and I want to hear you all call me a dick and a cunt for not spending the night and ditching bitches just to hit switches on Sup Forums

#richgang

thanks

he cant stop hahahah
I am on mount olympus and he is a slave beholden to the krypteia
hahaha

We can never go back, can we?

The vast majority of Christians view heaven as a literal place somewhere in the cosmos where they will be re-united with deceased loved ones, but if you ever press 'intelligent' Christians on their conceptualisation they'll typically reply that it's more of a state than a place, and to describe it phenomenologically is impossible because it's incomprehensible.

Is this a problem for Christianity? On one hand, the perhaps naive view makes it easier for atheists to create a straw man and mock Christianity. On the other hand, it would seem harsh to take away the comfort blanket that enables so many people to deal with the tragedy of their mortality.

>The vast majority of Christians view heaven as a literal place somewhere in the cosmos

Honestly, who cares? What difference does it make? True Christians don't have their faith damaged by being mocked.

It’s very likely heaven does not exist, and our lives are meaningless

I did try to quit porn and fap, but even when having sex with my girl I couldn’t forget about her banging blacks or thinking about her banging blacks
anything can happen

It just seems like it's a major discrepancy between the views held by the majority of the religion's adherents and the religion's actual spiritual leaders.

>It’s very likely heaven does not exist
What a stupid statement