Sup Forums would gas this

Sup Forums would gas this

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this website is a roleplay

Would gas with my dick

ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

>muh dik

Sup Forums in general hates zionist power hungry dirty kikes, not Jewish children.
Kindly fuck off, disinfo shill.

>Sup Forums would gas this
How can we gas something when the gas chambers literally did not exist?


>this website is a roleplay
If this website is roleplay then how come there's zero evidence for the holocaust?

I wish i had a time machine. I'd go back and stain her mountain tops

>not Jewish children.
Jewish children grow up into zionist power hungry dirty kikes.

100% ayyye

And blacks would beat her and rape her.

What's your point?

First I would impregnate her

Extra crispy

We can't gas fictional characters mate.

No I wouldn't, I have never murdered anyone nor do I intend to do so, murderers are a minority.

I'm not the giant robot, I'm the guy sitting inside his head.

AND WILL SHE REMEMBER ME?

50 YEARS LATER

I WISH I COULD SAVE HER

IN SOME SORT OF TIME MACHINE

Wasn't her father and family arrested for counterfeiting ration tickets and the entire story from the diary of ann frank is just bullshit?

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I would gas Sup Forums

A jewish hoax Well if we take a look at what the jews got out of the holocauser we clearly see that the jews clearly on another layer of lies every year too keep the money flowing and this my ladies and gents is the holohoax theory. Let's not forget that the number 6 million was used by jews as early as the 1920's

Gas them when they're grown up kikes then. Children are children.

No Sup Forums knows that gassing wasn't actually a thing

Is it just me or does she look like Mia Khalifa?

There is no hard proof. The six million figure is a total sham. First of all, where did that number come from? Was it ever actually verified? If there was a holocaust, I doubt it was anywhere near Six million people. Stalin killed more of his own citizens than that. Auschwitz wasn't even a real gas chamber. Look it up.

It's fiction. The guy who wrote it had his copyright expire but now he's fighting to keep it because Anne Frank was just his pseudonym meaning that the copyright can't expire while he's alive (I'm the author but she really existed!!!).

yah we know your other thread also should change your vpn ip before posting again

Real events do not suppress investigation. Why is it illegal to deny the holocaust in so many European countries? Why does Germany and Poland make it illegal to investigate the holocaust happenings? Real events do not fear the truth. The JFK assassination is the most researched murder in human history, and we know Lee Harvey Oswald did it; but if the holocaust occurred, why not allow it to be investigated?

Almanac figures debunk the 6 quintillion, US observed death camps were found to be concentration camps where no murder took place. The only evidence FOR the holocaust was obtained via torture at Nuremberg. And of course one has to notice how the numbers get bumped up every few years despite absolutely zero evidence. Remember to pay your reparations!

Someone post that one fanfic
>cums into diary

>Gas them when they're grown up kikes then. Children are children.

>investigating holocaust is illegal
but it's not
you're free to investigate
you're not free (in some countries) to deny it, and let's be honest, every single Holocaust denier is a neo-Nazi
''skeptics'' don't exist
you're all neo-Nazis, and you don't care about evidence, it's about politics

>a heavily pregnant Anne Frank and Peter van Pels will never emerge from their hiding spot to find a company of Confederate infantrymen resting on the side of the road, playing "Oh Susanna" on a harmonica. Perplexed at the strange square flag the color guard clutches tightly, cherishing it as if it were a sacred relic, Anne and Peter curiously reach out to touch it, which the soldiers allow. As they feel the wool banner run through their fingertips, they do not know its meaning, but can nonetheless sense the importance it has in the hearts those who carry it.

feelsbadman

Something obviously occurred during WWII however to say that so many Jews were exterminated seems like a stretch to the truth. Hitler's Economic acts saved the German Economy however none of this is taught in school with an emphasis being placed on the Holocaust of the Jews. If the holocaust did occur why would a man who had the potential to change the economic situation of a country so quickly choose to single out the Jews. Why is it that Anti Semites still exist today? The holocaust obviously occurred but what are the true details behind the incident?

Besides the fact that everyone is believing that the Holocaust is real, It's actually a lie. I've met quite a few Christian German Veterans that have even told me that Hitler was one of the nicest people in history that were blamed by the Jewish people for being elected. There are more people in the world that believe Hitler was the good guy rather than the bad guy. It's the fact that we sided with the wrong people. Germany wanted peace, but the Jews wanted war. I suggest you read the forbidden Mein Kampf before trying to judge the Holocaust on being real.

>you're free to investigate
Just as long as you come to the same, exact conclusion.

>you're not free (in some countries) to deny it,
You can't deny that which didn't happen.

>and let's be honest, every single Holocaust denier is a neo-Nazi
But there's nothing wrong with National Socialism.

>you're all neo-Nazis,
And? Jews are inherently anti-Whites and liars.

> and you don't care about evidence
But there is no evidence for the Holocaust.

>Hitler's Economic acts saved the German Economy
>however none of this is taught in school
because it never happened
Hitler's ''Economic acts'' were actually Schacht stabilizing German economy (entire world was recovering for that matter), and then getting kicked out because he opposed rearmament
Hitler didn't, so he sacked him, and put Goering in charge, which set German economy on course of unsustainable spending which would mean inevitable collapse, had they not started invading various countries and utilizing their resources and slave labor

NO! Fuck you OP.

I'm a bleeding heart. I would just deport her to the Middle East.

but if you actually study the event, you will inevitably come to the same, exact conclusion, because Holocaust is one of the most researched and documented events in human history, and actual historians worldwide are mostly in accord about most of details
>But there's nothing wrong with National Socialism.
exactly
one post later, you expose yourself as a neo-Nazi
which is just another confirmation of the claim that ''sceptics'' don't exist, what exists is neo-Nazis who push revisionism for political purposes
you should however be aware that no serious denier denies everything (''no murder of Jews ever happened'')
most just discuss numbers, or deny genocidal intent, or deny gas chambers, stuff like that

Adolf Hitler and the German Economic Miracle
youtube.com/watch?v=FQu3ovIlPh4

Adolf Hitler's Economic Reform
youtube.com/watch?v=_r9Z-hTn1r4

Against the Mainstream: Nazi Privatization in 1930s Germany
ub.edu/graap/nazi.pdf

The Economic Plan of the NSDAP
youtube.com/watch?v=pKnFN8P21-0

Fascist Economics and Socialism of Duty [How National Socialism is Different from Marxist Socialism]
archive.is/7CUMq

The German State on a National and Socialist Foundation
archive.org/details/GottfriedFederTheGermanStateOnANationalAndSocialistFoundation

Hitler's Coup: The German War Against Globalism
archive.org/details/youtube-epw-rISDJSE

Hitler's Economic Miracle
archive.is/hTgO2

How Hitler Tackled Unemployment and Revived Germany's Economy
youtube.com/watch?v=O99fWf_UIWs

How Hitler Tackled Unemployment and Revived Germany's Economy - Mark Weber
archive.is/XKACi

Manifesto for the Abolition of Interest-Slavery
archive.org/details/GottfriedFederManifestoForTheAbolitionOfInterestSlavery1919

National Socialist Economics
archive.is/m9YEZ

National Socialist German Economic Policy
mk.christogenea.org/podcasts/national-socialist-german-economic-policy-part-1-june-15th-2013
mk.christogenea.org/podcasts/national-socialist-german-economic-policy-part-2-june-22nd-2013
mk.christogenea.org/podcasts/national-socialist-german-economic-policy-part-3-june-29th-2013

The Program of the NSDAP the National Socialist Workers' Party and its General Conceptions
archive.org/details/GottfriedFeder_TheProgramOfTheNSDAP

The Role of Private Property in Nazi Germany - Jonas Scherner
aryanism.net/downloads/books/buchheim-scherner/the-role-of-private-property-in-the-nazi-economy.pdf

Social Welfare in Germany - Werner Reher
archive.org/details/SocialWelfareInGermany

German Economic Policy - Wilhem Baur
archive.org/details/GermanEconomicPolcy

user no. It's not deportation. It's sending them to the promised land. They WANT to go there. We are simply fulfilling their greatest wish.

Sup Forums doesn't like being wasteful
1 bullet, maybe two, then it's off the the lampshade people

...

You wish

hahahah you fucking shill
are you seriously linking YT videos and neo-Nazi websites?
there was no ''German economic miracle'', you braindead moron
Germany was a powerful and rich industrialized nation since middle 19th century
they suffered from ECONOMIC DEPRESSION, a crisis, they didn't magically lose all their factories, resources, human capital and so on

>but if you actually study the event,
I already have. There was no "event". The Holocaust didn't happen.

>because Holocaust is one of the most researched and documented events in human history,
Even though there is literally no evidence for it happening.

> and actual historians worldwide are mostly in accord about most of details
Because if they don't, they're kicked out of academia for crimethink.

>one post later, you expose yourself as a neo-Nazi
And you're an anti-White and most likely a Jew. Therefore you're just as biased as you claim we are.

Besides, when one realizes that the Holocaust didn't happen and actually investigates the NSDAP, Hitler and WW2 from a non-Jewish perspective, one realizes they were right and becomes a National Socialist.

>what exists is neo-Nazis who push revisionism for political purposes
Actually we push it because its the truth. Something anti-Whites like you don't want known.

>you should however be aware that no serious denier denies everything (''no murder of Jews ever happened'')
There was no program of extermination by the NSDAP of the Jewish people aka "The Holocaust". There of course were murders of Jews. Just like the allies murdered Germans, including German civilians.

>most just discuss numbers, or deny genocidal intent, or deny gas chambers, stuff like that
There was no program of extermination so the numbers of dead in the holocaust are 0. There was no genocidal intent. There were no homicidal gas chambers.

are yu sarah connorstein?

Hold up, I got it.

You should've posted the full-sized version

>hahahah you fucking shill
Said the anti-White that just got proven wrong.

>are you seriously linking YT videos and neo-Nazi websites?
Well, I'm not going to link anti-White Jewish websites.

>there was no ''German economic miracle'', you braindead moron
Because you and your Jewish friends say so.

You actually don't have an argument against me or the facts I post...so instead you insult and dismiss out of hand.

Who gave you subhuman speaking rights?

youtube.com/watch?v=k9jR2f7nWGI

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

Correct.

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too

i dont even know if she dies in the end of the book
spoil me pls

stop

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

>I already have. There was no "event". The Holocaust didn't happen.
well please link your comprehensive study of Holocaust, and argumentation as to why it never happened, I'm very interested to read it
>Because if they don't, they're kicked out of academia for crimethink.
name those kicked out of academia for denying Holocaust
>Even though there is literally no evidence for it happening.
except there is, a shitload of material evidence, and several Nazi leaders admitting it
but they were ''tortured'', right
>And you're an anti-White
>Actually we push it because its the truth. Something anti-Whites like you don't want known.
being against low IQ morons who worship German nationalists is not being ''anti-White''
I don't know who told you that, but you don't have monopoly on whiteness
in fact Nazis were probably the biggest killers of Europeans, excluding various plagues

Let me think about that...

No.

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

>weiner'd

>the you realize user is typing this shit out.

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

Is your name Monty Negro?

>You actually don't have an argument against me or the facts I post...so instead you insult and dismiss out of hand.
you didn't post any ''facts''
claims are different from ''facts''

Magum has a unhealthy obsession with this chick, the whole album was about him fucking her and filling with her with cum, it's really hilarious retrospectively.

Keep going, user
Dance for your overlord's pennies, it amuses us

The virgin nazi Germany
vs
The chad kingdom of Prussia

Provide evidence that there were any gassing that took place you fucking conspiracy theorist.

>well please link your comprehensive study of Holocaust, and argumentation as to why it never happened, I'm very interested to read it
holocausthandbooks.com/

>name those kicked out of academia for denying Holocaust
Pic related.

>except there is, a shitload of material evidence,
No, there isn't.

> and several Nazi leaders admitting it
but they were ''tortured'', right
Yes, they were tortured.

>being against low IQ morons who worship German nationalists is not being ''anti-White''
You're an anti-White because you're here doing the Jews work for them.

>I don't know who told you that, but you don't have monopoly on whiteness
If your beliefs would lead to the destruction of the White race, you're anti-White. Your pictures alone prove you're anti-White.

>in fact Nazis were probably the biggest killers of Europeans, excluding various plagues
And you say that because you believe everything your Jewish masters tell you without question.

I bet you haven't even watched TGSNT, have you?

Youre right Im a racist now, but you are a fucking pedo and always have been. We will find you pedophile piece of shit

>you didn't post any ''facts''
pastebin.com/Uzm91v7z

>name those kicked out of academia for denying Holocaust

god i love her so much

at least I'm not worshiping German ultranationalists while LARPing as a nationalist
imagine being so fucking retarded you wonder why a Slav would dislike Nazis, and then proceed to call him a ''Jew'' who's ''dancing for his overlords''
you really have no idea who Nazis were and what they did in Eastern Europe do you?

>we will never in a timeline where Prussia votes to secede in response to the budding Third Reich's attempts to strip its autonomy and the European equivalent of the American Civil War ensues between Prussian nobility preaching the virtues of states' rights and the hyper-centralized Nazi-dominated Weimar government in Berlin.

It's the closest we can realistically get to a scenario where a sweet young German Belle named Anne has a romance with a dashing Prussian cavalier who fights to protect his ancestral homeland from the brutal excesses of National Socialism.

I'm totally not projecting my Scarlett O'Hara fantasies onto the world's most famous Holocaust victim here.

>at least I'm not worshiping German ultranationalists while LARPing as a nationalist
Said the anti-White worshiping his Jewish masters.

>imagine being so fucking retarded you wonder why a Slav would dislike Nazis, and then proceed to call him a ''Jew'' who's ''dancing for his overlords''
Which is ironic considering the fact that you believe the Holocaust.

>you really have no idea who Nazis were and what they did in Eastern Europe do you?
According to whom? The Jews? The Communists? The Judeo Capitalists?

>tfw will never look into Anne's beautiful eyes after a night of passionate sex, placing my hand on her massive, hard, and swollen belly, feeling the child that's the only thing keeping the two of us from being even closer together kick responsively, feeling her curly chocolate hair run through my fingertips, kissing her and listening to her purr as our three hearts beat in unison.

You can't gas something that didn't exist.

>According to whom? The Jews? The Communists? The Judeo Capitalists?
according to Slavs themselves
seriously, visit Eastern Europe sometimes, like Warsaw, or Prague, or Moscow, try openly LARPing like you do now, and tell me how many broken bones you suffer from

>I WISH I COULD SAVE HER

Same, but with 100 handpicked volunteers from the Stonewall Brigade at my side.

>you will never fall inove with Anne in your early teen years and move to Austria and marry each other

fake "strong" girl paddled by the (((media))) to white wash history
here is a new one they made to replace the real Syrian Girl who's accounts getting banned on social media

>seriously, visit Eastern Europe sometimes, like Warsaw, or Prague, or Moscow, try openly LARPing like you do now,
Why are you so afraid of people knowing the truth?

Why does people denying da shoah put you into such a rage?

>and tell me how many broken bones you suffer from
So you're saying that you advocate assault for people you disagree with?

If the Holocaust happened exactly as you Jews said it did, then you should welcome investigation right?

Or are you like ole rapin' Elie and believe no one should ever investigate it ever again?

People knowing the truth scares the shit out of you and we both know it.

I would want her to gas me. Her farts would smell so delicious.

I mean meh why not. She was selfishly taking up precious real estate and besides imagine what a shrill women she would have become. Also she's only real in (((their))) minds.

Anne wasn't from Austria though.

it doesn't put me in rage, I'm just mildly amused that some retarded American is trying to tell a Slav how Nazis were great and how they were ''defending'' us and all that NN bullshit

anne frank invented the ballpen

>combining a Wehmarcht trooper, Nazi war flag, Federal German flag, and East German coat of arms

kek

gassing it would only spoil the meat. it should be beaten and gangraped and served in biritain as Kebab

Of course i would gas it. Or... Is this a trick question?

HOLY SHIT

Sauce plz

Prob typhus would do the job

ywn save Anne by injecting her with an experimental Typhus vaccine while no one's looking

Fake news.

I am 100% crazy about Jewesses.

Fucking God, those eyes... It's so hot.

Might have something to do with my ancestry. Great-grandpa was a British missionary and he still married a Jewess.