Girls und Panzer, GuP and /ak/ stuff

They are aproaching, guess what they want from you?

Momo

I have no idea, what do they want from me?

A pair of sins

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Rosehip is a freak on a leash!

Yuzu > Momo

Gravity defying Bikini

Erwin is cute and she is also my wife!

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I hope Saki wants marriage from me.

Gangster Girls und Panzer when?

Reminder that most of the girls have no combat training and it's easy to rape them when alone. Even if they can fight you off, like Nonna, they still will do your bidding if you threaten their lover.

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>Wanting to rape the girls
Stop

The loaders would literally gore you with girly trashing around.

Probably want to see that 'Don't Breathe' movie.

Either that, or they know I'm pretty versed in movies, and are looking for some good recommendations

This

Yuzu can't stop a rapist with a hardon.

I think that is the flattest Piyotan I've ever seen

They will drag pazomi along I bet

That's Aki

Different Momofag here, you're factually wrong.

She would stare the rapist into suicide.

My seed

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Yuzu. Not Saki.

Oh fuck man I didn't want to see that
And yeh I guess it makes sense for it to be Aki, I just couldn't think of any other grey haired girls off the top of my head

Rewatching OVA2.

The other girls make Yukari cry multiple times and completely ignore her. Are they really her friends?

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Why is the irrelevant girls trying to look edgy?

Saki is the final boss right?

>irrelevant

There is your answer

Nope

I can't stop loving Saki

>Are they really her friends?

lol no. Were'd you get a stupid idea like that? even Yukari's imaginary friend ditched her for someone cooler with a PS2

Fourth letter of this post

Is she becoming a real daemon? Is that what happens when she gets enough semen?

>When they see your dick

She get's pregnant

Yes

just like in my japanese games

This OVA made me really sad because of the Yukari crying, I'm not even a Yukari fag it's just that Yukari is such a rock in the main series that the sudden seemingly out of character behaviour must stem from something deep you know

Boke tsukkomi moment. Stop implying things.

Rude

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Literally flatter than a boy

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I want to blow my north wind into her

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Actually there are four

>legs spread wide
>wet as fuck

That was unexpected

Anyone got the picture of Nishi with the mega milk t-shirt

reminds me of a friend

Perfection

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This one?

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yes thank you

*pam
*pam
*pam
*pam
*pam

I'll take Katyusha

I don't get that joke

>Doesn't know about monthy python

For shame user for shame

>Not getting that joke

"Oh hey user, do you like what I'm wearing?"

Is it just me or is something wrong with their faces?

Small mouths I think

SHUT UP!

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

Anzu truly is the best

>ywn be Maho's boyfriend
>ywn be invited round to the Nishizumi residence
>Maho will never tell Shiho that she has bought a friend over, while she's grabbing my butt
>ywn enter Maho's room nor will you tell her that her room looks beautiful and cute
>ywn have sex with Maho on her bed

Why live?

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What if Anzu had to lick Miho's pussy for forgiveness?

>you will never be born into the Nishizumi clan
>you will never be Shiho's special boy
>you will never see you big sisters win the senshado tournament
>you will never use your surname in order to fuck Erika and other of your sister's fans
>you will never accept your fate of having to marry Alice

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It's not like it would be necessary to force her to do that.

Fuck no, i'll elope with the superior Shimada

That's right,but don't trigger the momofags

DISOWNED
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That's the point

>Implying that Shiho would treat her son any better than her daughters.

Although being a son of Shiho would have it's advantages, such as you won't be under as much pressure as Miho and Maho, thus giving you more freedom to live your life as you please.

Not sure why being a son of Shiho would mean you'd have to marry Alice though, considering that the Shimada and Nishizumi families are rivals.

Does Darjeeling know how much hotter Rosehip is than her?

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Does Sodoko ever touch Mako inappropriately in her sleep?

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yes, there's a doujin about it, worth reading

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if would be better if only one was...you know

I'm literally going to marry Nina.

>My wife's son

I thought you already married her, along with Klara?

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You a gay.

This thread needs more Sodoko, obviously best girl.

>wanting hetero
>gay

Vanilla hetero Doujin featuring Sodoko when?

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>a Nishizumi
>marrying a Shimada
HERESY

I paid $63 for this spoon and still haven't used it.

Best prop ever.

but mom I love Alice and she loves me