Happy Birthday, Madam President!!

>*Inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

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She will receive at least 33,000 gifts today.

Wish the little madam a happy birthday or Trump will die in his sleep tonight

Wishing yourself a happy birthday on social media is awkward enough... This just makes me uncomfortable.

She could still run...

I hope the FBI has a nice birthday surprise.

woops

(Happy birthday in reptilian)

LMFAO what even was that post thank God and kek this hoe didn't win

I love how even with this, most don't care.

she has three million vote candles to blow out because trump had 300 super orange zionist candles

Trump should retweet this today

Posted correct semen stained version, ftfy.

glue gun

Run? She can hardly walk.

>i just an innocent wittle baby
glad she's gonna burn in hell.

muh hee spurs

>Trump posts 'covfefe' on twitter and everyone thinks that he's making some Lovecraftian encrypted codespeak to Lord Voldemort and Hitler's ghost
>Hillary engages in shameless and disgusting narcissism on Twitter and no one bats an eye lid

It was definitely intended to come off as doubly cocksure, wishing herself a happy birthday and predicting a win in one sentence. That surety is ironically what kept people's asses on the couch on election day, or gave them the confidence to vote third party.

>inhales
>inhales
>inhales
>faints

Chiggidy Check yourself before you wreck yourself! Shadilay bois todays the day

What a cute kid.
Who knew she would turn into such an evil creature.

Enjoy the gulag. For your 70th, you'll be getting 69'd by a snaggletoothed methhead girl in a cell block!
She done. Related.

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Seeing young Hillary is so depressing.

I glue gunned your mother.

I wish I had known her as a child...

TRUMP IS RELEASING THE JFK FILES EARLY

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE 29TH, HE'S DOING IT TODAY INSTEAD SO IT WILL BE ON HILLARY'S BIRTHDAY

HOW IS SHE CONNECTED

It really is. She might have grown up and been a nice old granny by now. She went wrong somewhere.

ZOZZZLEEE

ITT: Rural and suburban retards

Bernie can still win goys

Come on guys, everyone knows that Blumphft will be impeached literally any day now due to his colluding with Poootin to fix the election. Drumpf's whole entire cabinet and several prominent members of the House and Senate will be proven to be complicit in this collusion and everyone will go down leading to President Orrin Hatch who will do the right thing and appoint Hillary to VP before abruptly stepping down, leading to President Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Happy Birthday Madam President!

Checkmate, Drumpfkins

guys i have a great idea..
we could start a grass roots campaign at colleges and raise money for bernie.


@op
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
DAY OF THE ROPE IS NEAR.

if that was true i'd vote for ted desu

I kind of like the looks of the Cruz future

Wtf im a cruz missile now

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH KILLARY RAPEHAM CLINTON

NEED TO RAPE AND VIOLENTLY KILL THAT GILF TBQH

...

Jesus Christ she's still alive.

I was thinking the same thing. It looks like a Rob Zombie music video.

What would a Jeb! future look like?

clinton future looks like ghost in the shell and blade runner

Holy shit your mind must really be fucked. I think you need to lay of the drugs.

Turtle conservation increases by 4000%

SHE. FUCKING. WON.

shit my mom has the same birthday as hillary clinton
uuuuuh

...

Country checks out. Danes are SJW retards.

B-BUT MUH POPULAR VOTE!!!

*shrugs*

it just rallied people against her

americans do not like dynasties

>not picking Cruzmissles paradise

Says the guy who can't go outside to bin his butterknife without getting TRUCKED

He reminds me of fat wojak