Brit/pol/ - Depressing Shops Bingo edition

>HS2 finance chief quits over £1.7m redundancy payments
birminghampost.co.uk/business/finance/hs2-finance-chief-quits-over-13808760
>New holocaust memorial to be built outside of parliament
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/24/team-led-david-adjaye-design-uks-holocaust-memorial

>Catalonia crisis escalates as Spain set to impose direct rule within days
theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/21/catalonai-crisis-spain-rajoy-direct-rule

>SNP expert group ‘to recommend creation of Scottish pound’
inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/snp-expert-group-recommend-creation-scottish-pound/

>BASED Trump releasing the JFK files #Drainingtheswamp (!)
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/jfk-files-what-are-they-trump-release-john-f-kennedy-assassination-lee-harvey-oswald-jack-ruby-a8013001.html

>Czech Trump wins election by a landslide
ft.com/content/93c5802a-b661-11e7-8c12-5661783e5589

>Denny's announces expansion into the UK
globenewswire.com/news-release/2017/10/19/1150292/0/en/Denny-s-Announces-Expansion-Into-United-Kingdom.html

>ALL CRIME UP!!!!
ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/crimeandjustice/bulletins/crimeinenglandandwales/june2017

>Ken Clarke: Parliament can stop a ‘no deal Brexit’
inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/ken-clarke-parliament-can-stop-no-deal-brexit/

>St Paul’s Cathedral to host Grenfell Tower memorial service
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/24/st-pauls-ptg-cathedral-to-host-grenfell-tower-memorial-service

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Start buying guns.

Like Kierkegaard, I believe that my tendency for melancholy probably makes me unsuitable for marriage and children, much as I would like to have both.

The fuck is a betting shop?

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Oh here's the pic that inspired this

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It's where you go and bet on americans being fat fucks who should fuck off, it's great cause you always win.

Diane Abbot's cuck and champagne socialist with million pound pension pot, and hero to the great unwashed, Jezza Corbyn will be on Gogglebox in a charity episode.

Will he be in danger on actually giving an opinion on something when he appears Sup Forums?

Or will he have his party of misfits there to form a democratic opinion for him as per usual?

A pit of depression
You can bet on sports events and play rigged video casino games (which old people get addicted by)

You can place a wager on the outcome of sports, like horceracing and football (soccer).

Will you lads be watching my football team (MN Vikings) in London this weekend at 3:00?

We have a white quarterback

Wasteed

It's where you buy a new betting of course

For the lad asking for the QT bingo card last thread, this is the latest version from COPE. I think it should probably have 'Tranny in the audience' added though.

Bingo, god fucking damn it

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Host- The cover of the album, New York skyline

Liam- Yeah I thought I'd pay you respect and that before I blow you up and that

This was filmed in 2000

Why is that guy in black humping the lamppost?

i have all of next week off work lads

what should i get up to?

Never actually did the drinking game befor, gonna do it tonight, what time is it on?

Agreed, Masterbrew.

Make it a bit more interesting I think.

Who /homeowner/ here?

>Corbs watching news
>Forgets he's on TV
>Some terror arrest
>He mutters "Fucking paki cunts"
>Labour plummets in polls as voting base now hates him

Checked and thanked good sir!
I figured as much but thought it might be some bong slang I didn’t know. So basically a bookie with slot machines.

Don't worry it's in my calendar, mate

He's getting out the way for the approaching paki gang

>He wasn't in the first thread
Some spicehead dancing in the street
I'll upload a video on jewtube soon

Post the pasta

Anyone watching the bake of Dyke learn that Indians shit in the streets and holy rivers?

>I think it should probably have 'Tranny in the audience' added though.
So add it, mong.

Oh think that was me. Cheers for posting.

>spicehead
is this some dune slur that i'm not aware of?

that would be majestic

I think he means someone on Spice

>inb4 Weinstein brought up right away again

>Implying literally all the Tory voters wouldn't jump ship if that happened

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Drink every time he says 'Hope Not Hate, Nick Lowles, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine'.

As bad as this is, it's a great fucking relief of stress.

get to frogland and show them how to steal a flag fella

What this poster said
Here's the video sorry for the shakey cam
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It's called a bookie over here by practically everyone, unfortunately most Britpol posters are agoraphobes. As such they only see the world when their mothers drive them to their local anime import shop and that's only twice a year when they are forced to go and buy new onacups, hentai, and body pillows due to the pungent smell that emanates from their bedrooms. Hence retarded pictures like the one in the OP that not only references the bookies as "betting shops" (its an agency you can't buy jack shit) but does so on a FOUR BY FUCKING FOUR BINGO SHEET!

I'll make a new one now

Kek, needs a soundtrack. The Britain's got talent theme maybe

god shout

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Could you add something about "migrants prop up the nhs"? That one seems to happen a lot.

Listen Lads they call me Mair.. I been here since the board set up , I am a topcat you lads to Know monster , an I love bants ok,
I had to reprimand a few tonite , I am scum am they , But I wont Have Bullying here an guys threatening to Dox ( reveal person all details on a Nazi type bbs) I aint having it an those will be ..well sorted .. ANYWAY THIS PLACE IS POL TALK UK OK !!

dimbley looks like hes riddled with aids

Some cunt recommend me a telly please.

No smaller than 40".

If the Government requires a parliamentary vote before the Brexit deadline to ratify Brexit, what's to stop the EU from just not doing anything at all for 2 years?

No vote can happen due to no deal actually being made, which means that Britain can't leave the EU because the courts ruled that Britain MUST have a vote on it.
Doesn't that mean Brexit is fucked?

Keep the spectacles one one there though..it's basically a freebie at this point but I think of the card every time he says it

So like you after you sucked of honk and bummed rightly

I would jump out off that window with my head facing down...

he is a rent boi fucker .. why do they putting a million new pakis on BBC ?

HAHAHAHAHAHA BREXIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAY HAHAHAHAHAH TORIES HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BOJO THE FUCKHEAD HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

>its another tripvassal
go lick up honks cum you aids riddled degenerate

Kek. With the value of life out there you'd think it'd just be cheaper to blow people away for real

>wow great headshot effect
>effect?

>Implying it wasn't me who gave it to him

>Leaked footage from marvel black panther film

you fags are so desperate to be a part of the gang, aren't you?

I'm going to Uganda next month and I'm going to try to find a copy.
The translations on that particular video are TERRIBLE
The whole film cost $200 to make
I'm surprised they could do it all in the ghetto
The problem with it is that people think it's Uganda's finest and not what it really is- an amatuer film made in the slum.

Says the attention whore of babylon
>notice meeeeeeeee

Fucking hell lads,

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3:44

Even better:

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The beeb isn't entirely funded by the tv license is it? Part of this is funded by your tax money right?

>be Bongland
>such a shite state-of affairs

What does your opinion of me have to do with the fact that you're desperately trying to fit in?

At the market in Croydon there's some guy who sells nollywood dvds
Tempted to buy one as a laugh

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MAIR PLEASE! I'M SORRY!

Listen I Need to Post this ..
EDWARD /WN2235678
I Need you all to Know it wasnt my Fault ! .. OK !.... they said it .They Love me for setting up most DW ..?
an I few who tuck it they wanna .. I told them NO BUT NO many want to END ! .. its a thing .. Plz No ! I Tried But .......DONT EVER TRY DOXX ME OK ! !

>At the market in Croydon there's some guy who sells nollywood dvds
It's Ugandan. I've seen people try to find it, it's like gold dust.

Why have we become a culture that is so concerned with pussyfooting around people who are clearly mentally ill? We shouldn't need "PC" terms and euphemisms to address them, just let us call a spade a fucking spade.

Haven't you worked out how IDs work yet? That wasn't me with the faggotry. Just the voicing my opinion of you bit...

Also speaking of things fitting in, 25th, when pic related will be fitting in to your anal cavity, son

YOU RUINED IT as the house burns ok

Wait, what? Do burgers seriously not know what a betting shop is?

>whore
You're just mad because you were posting about me yesterday when I was shagging.

Other than the semi English bit what's the other languages

What's going to happen to me Mair? Could you stop it? please, i'm sorry.

>The beeb isn't entirely funded by the tv license is it?
It gets quite alot of money from abroad

If one would, hypothetically, move to the UK to come work for your NHS, would you need to pay for the friggin TV license? Or can you just not care?

beg like the bitchboy you are

Let triple H explain

Can you buy a TV with a built-in TV license?

An he Doesnt give a FUCK ..
Me .. is he them .. ?

>Shilling the (((BBC)))
Tripfags were a mistake.

Found the autistic person who really loves manga.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5013379/Students-bring-12-hour-safe-space-marshals.html

>Other than the semi English bit what's the other languages
People in Uganda for reasons I don't understand will bang a few English words into a sentence. It's become part for the language now, probably because English is the only language taught in school.

It's English and Luganda.

Mate he's going to get us all killed!

>he thinks getting his end away is something to brag about
You're not with your /britfeel/ buttbuddies now, lad. I'm married, pussy on tap. Having said that, I'm heartily sick of being a one fanny danny....

I'm already dead.

Post band + timestamp

I bet your surname has 'Berg' in it.

YOU ACT A BIG BOY .. I WANNA DOXX YOu MAIR .. !
YOU BROUGHt THIS ON OK .. an family an dog/Pet ..

Its PayBACk an it will be FILMED an RECKT Here ..*SMILE* x

Of course he doesn't give a fuck. He's just looking to get quick £ from lazy Nigerians. I bet he illegally steals the DVD's and runs copies.

H-hey

we pay a license fee for THIS?

>hitchens supports the part in dambusters where they call the dog "nigger" getting cut so that people on the far right don't enjoy it
Was a bit disappointed to read this tbqh.

You so funny here ,its ok LOL:

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