JoJo thread

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Please stop with these threads, they are fucking cancer

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KOCHIO MIRO!

>you'll live long enough to see this animated

>user was later found dead with his hands severed

Your favorite JoJo is now in your least favorite part. Can they beat the main antagonist?

he looks like the puppets from frankenhole

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Is it autism?

Why is he so hot? Shit, I'm supposed to be straight.

canon gays

Sociopath tenancies

but Joseph already is in SC

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fuck off dirty dan fans

probably

Johnny fucked a jap pussy straight after the race and had a daughter.

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>Part 2 Joseph on part 6
He would have killed Pucci in no time

>joseph vs diavolo

Even though I think part 2 joseph's cleverness, combined with hermit purple would be a force to be reckoned with, probably not

>Johnny vs. Kars
Absolutely. Kars ain't got nothing on infinite rotation.

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>Stands only began in the 1990s with SDC
>Everyone in SBR has a stand, despite it being a century ago

???

it was a meteor that introduced stands in the OG universe, right?

is there any art of Yasuho with the bandages on her face? it was cute

>alternate universe

>Jonathan fights the Pillar Men
Could he actually defeat the Pillar Men ?
I mean, the Pillar Men are hyped up in Part 2 as the ultimate threats far superior to vampires and vampires are basically canon fodder in Part 2, but Dio was much, much stronger than the average vampire, and none of the Pillar Men had Dio's ice abilities that worked so effectively agaisnt Hamon. Jonathan was much stronger physically than Joseph.
But then again, Joseph didn't beat them with strength, and Jonathan probably wouldn't be able to overpower someone like Wham physically.

animefag here, is koichi getting saved?

If they keep the voice actor from the commercials we are in big problems man

is he crying?

no, Koichi is dead and gone next week.

The pillar men would trick him or outsmart him for sure. Dio had so pride and didn't really resort to trickery. Kars or acdc would destroy him since they'll do anything to win. The only one I can see Johnathan beating would be wham

Jonathan isn't crafty like Joseph, but that doesn't mean he isn't resourceful.
Think how he beat Dio in the mansion (he hadn't even learnt of the Ripple at that point).

He makes it but dies later on along with jotaro, and company

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>Johnny Joestar in Part 3
If he can launch ACT4 he'd win but otherwise he's fucked.

I see we have similar taste. I'd say Jonathan would at least make it to Wham.

Yes, Koichi bully him.

Come on user tell me the truth, I don't want to have to read the manga to find out

>He hates Part 5
Fuck off Amerifag

why can't i fucking foreshorten that good

As long as Josuke dies too i'm ok with that

Yes, he was saved. But he died once later.

Giorno in Steel Ball Run.
Yes, pretty easily.

Well, this is actually true.

Koichi is dead, Josuke wasn't fast enough.

Jotaro does beat the living shit out of Kira but he gets away.

Also DIO comes back in part 5 to save his son.

2 of these are lies 1 of them is true.

You dont need to be THAT guy

It's a trick Johnny it's all lies!

He is not entirely lying though.

>gone next week
This is the last Koichi centered ark, he is gone basically. It's Josuke x Rohan time.

Stands existed before the events of SDC. We just didn't meet any stand users in parts 1 and 2. Remember, the arrows were created hundreds of years earlier.

Yeah, the stand arrows were carved out of a meteor that landed in Greenland. Interestingly enough, the Devil's Palm, where most people in the SBR universe get their stands, was said to be a meteor crater.

Did the skip the alien? Or was that post blonde Kira?

They all dies.

Yes

>t.amerifat with shit tastes

They moved things around for the animeonlys.

Bruno was the best Jojo, pham.

Man, this is a prime example of how bad the original translations for Part 5 were.

Post.

Sounds like this is problem not related to the manga desu.
Did you get touched by an American user?

You really want restart something huh. Well whatever

he lives, but Kira kill everyone later, except Joseph, who returns to save the day with his invisible baby

Part 5 is my favorite part and part 7 is my least favorite.

1. Do not provoke the SBR fans, they will drown you out with numbers.

2. It's not worth arguing over, their is nothing you can say that will convince them.

>Dio had pride so he didn't resort to trickery
>literally everything he did in Part 1 was pull the rug under everyone's feet with stuff like the mask, the eye beams, the ice ability, the chinese servant to save his life, etc

The Pillar Men were smart but like this guy said , JoJo is pretty resourceful himself. And Jonathan isn't really held back by honor like most people, he does a lot of non-gentleman stuff in Part 1 (throwing an anvil at Doobie and using his own snakes agaisnt him).

Actually I'd say Wham would be the hardest because Wham was the strongest Pillar Man, and his fighting ability was just as instinctual as Jonathan's. I think he could beat ACDC at least but have some problems with Kars, and lose to Ultimate Kars.
Actually, I'm pretty sure Wham would really like Jonathan. They could get along pretty well. They are similar types of character and warrior

part 5 is one of my top 3 favourites

(you)

who is that faggot crying

Part 5 is only good thanks to best girl narancia this is fact you cannot dispute this fact p5 fags just GTFO

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>Pilot Moody Blues best Moody Blues

Jonathan and Wham would be great friends. They're both honorable to a fault, and respect those with the same fighting spirit as them.

Plus they both have cool outfits

Koichi's kid from the future.

When will the corpse become relevant again? As far as I remember, Johnny brought it to Japan, but then he died and it was seized by the American agents who were following him. But that was like 100 years before the events of JJL, any ideas on what happened with it?

That's kiras son how dumb are you?

Kiras son

It's up your ass

Kira gets hit by the arrow again and Killer Queen becomes Killer Queen Requiem and now can inplant bombs on kids to kill his enemies.

The rokakaka tree the main one with the big bad guy has the body and is using it to give the tree life. Everyone is eating the body Christ which would explain all of the weird fruit powers.

You kidding? Fucking dammit. These spoilers are pretty weird

It truly is a bizarre adventure

you could say they're really bizarre.

>Joseph fights agaisnt DIO
Honestly I'm pretty sure Joseph would lose to DIO even with Hermit Purple in his prime.
Joseph fights relying heavily on taking his opponent's by surprise and catching them offguard but that's where DIO thrives. DIO is unpredictable and he thrives on being taken offguard and forced to acquire a new power or use a new thing.
You would have these two guys constantly bullshitting each other, only DIO would have the advantage because of stopping time.

Kira's jr, who can be possessed by Killer Queen to kill people, even when he doesn't want to.

That sounds a bit like rape eh?

Jonathan would probably just kick ACDC's head in, and then he'd probably kill Kars using his ultimate rugby charge.. or die instantly against light mode. Wham would beat Jonathan but it'd be an honourable duel.

Can GioGio defeat Diavolo

No only golden wind can.

Wham is a lot like Jonathan because Wham is sorta naive and intelectually curious and his fighting abilities are less of a result of dedicated training and more instinctual. He's the battle genius for a reason. His instincs do the fighting for him. And Jonathan is a lot like that too, he always pulls through with endless determination and sheer inability to lay down and die.

Of course, Jonathan would put it on himself to stop him because he endangers humans and he is a Ripple warrior, but honestly, with the kind of person Jonathan is, maybe he could actually convince Wham to turn agaisnt Kars. Maybe even help him find the Red Stone and allow him to live amongst humans without killing them while still getting strong people to fight him.

Jonathan has a natural ability to redeem people and bring out the best of anybody (except Dio) and Wham was already not as detached from morality like the other Pillar Men were. They could work something out.

>le falseflagging meme
here's a (You)

Josuke can't beat Diavolo, I think, only if Josuke lucked out.

>le (you) meme
(you)

I think people are mad at him because he resorted to namecalling instead of a actual argument

cute

Was only a jape friend

Gappy's got fuckin' vampire teeth.

You know as retarded as that sounds it makes sense.

Daiya a shit

And I get that totally. Both sides of this recent squabble between parts 5 and 7 haven't exactly been civil in discussing either parts strengths and weakness.

That's just part of chan culture I guess, we're better off posting memes anyway

I don't see Wham turning against the people he refers to as Masters any time soon. at most Wham and Jonathan would have a secret handshake while Jonathan bleeds out.

PART 7 HAS NO WEAKNESSES

Now can we all agree that part 4 is pretty darn good?