When will Sup Forums take the moustachepill

Strong moustaches are the ultimate form of authority and being the alpha.

All great people had one, when will you stop being a no-hair-under-nose untermensch?

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looks pretty rad but they're kind of a pain. feels so nice to shave one off.

Because I had a wound under my nose and now it doesn't grow there.

this is true. we need to bring back the mustache

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Literal patriarchal redpill

wat
hey berkey

Unfortunately, this is how I look with a mustache.

A cockroach with a harelip. What a timeline!

This is why WE WONT:

>mustache = Pedo, Chomo

Fuck you

DH has had a "porn star" mustache since the 80s. I like it, but I really don't think I should grow one myself. Know what I mean?

Forgot a good one

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How do you eat with a moustache like this?

Moustaches are definitely cool, but I don't see anyone but old guys and fags wearing them these days.

when i had a mustache my grandmother told me it made me look like a porn star

to this day i honestly don't know how to feel about that

moustaches are cringe as fuck until you're at least 30.

in your 20s stick with clean shave, stubble, or small light beard

Utensils for everything.

T, mine is that big.

Whenever you want, thats how. That mustache will store food from your last 5 meals.

Do you have to carry a straw around for all of your beverages?

So weird I saw this thread. I had a beard going lately just due to being lazy and not shaving. I finally decided to shave the other day and fucking around I kept the stache. Finished shaving, showered and got ready and was shocked at how different I felt with it. It was odd. Think i'm going to keep it a bit longer.

I tried this.

the ends of the hair press against the upper lip, didn't care for it.

this asshole is pitching reverse mortgages to retirees, he can take a bbc up the ass

Staches were alpha as fuck until fags hijacked and ruined them

lanny had a wicked slapshot

No one wants a pedo stache

if you can grow a good stache then its fine.