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The kriegsmarine did nothing wrong.

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German girls are for punching.

Kaga-san too

I would like to bully Warspite and Roma by sortieing them with the Germans.

That should show them who's boss.

What about spanking?

Bismarck is evil and should be punished for framing Prinz that she ate the pudding.

drinking with the pudding

Can I drink her juice instead?

But it was Prinz all along.

Couldn't you wait until the other thread died?

What makes Prinz's butt a pudding butt?

>Kriegsmarine
>showing anyone "who is boss"

Dont make me leave your Bismarck walking funny again.

You can nuke my Bismarck with just a swordfish for all I care.

But can any other ship withstand 2 nukes like Prinz?

Kawakaze, Kashima and Tenryuu are only good for bullying

Add Bismarck to that and you are correct.

I'll bully them all by getting them pregnant. Except Kawakaze. I'll use protection with her.

No bully the Tenryuu.

Showed Hood and Prince of Wales who was boss.

pls no bully

>except Kawakaze

Don't you want to make smug babies with her?

Not really, no. I'd have forgotten to fuck her if she wasn't mentioned.

Time for the best heavy cruiser to shine in the movie.

Kako can come too.

I want to unzip her shorts

Don't forget, Warspite used a Swordfish to sink a Kraut U-boat.

For (Yuu)

And at the that time, Yuu has realised that Imuya and the gang has been burying her one and only sister that night.

I want to make them all piss themselves.

Can I lick them clean?

Her smug is gone, user. Let it go.

Sure.

>mfw Swordfish

>Boy

And U-boats sank Royal Oak and Barham, your point?

Give me the gloves.

Tightest glove.

Stretchy glove.

Give me socks instead.

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>TFW no abyssal family

It fucking HURTS, brehs

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so glad murakumo wasnt done. wouldnt be able to hold myself.

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Would you?

Which boat is the biggest dork? this is important

Warspite has all the reasons to spite the Kraut big guys for Yuu.

Smother my face in it?

That was IRL, this is kantai, they could get along here.

I like Ido's warspite vs Kreigsmarine shenanigans

Germans?

Deploy the joke.

Why is Eugen associated with pudding?

Because of her name slashed phonetically in Japanese, forever called purin the pudding.

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Purinzu Ooigen is how the Japanese say Prinz Eugen.
Purinzu to them sounds basically the same as Purin, their way of saying Pudding.

Japanese are by and large incapable of saying Prinz as we would.

You can start one if you find one and turn her into a mother.

Would spank her until she cries.

That's not how you should treat a cute Mura

>chimney stack is burning so hot its on fire

This lusty slut is so very cute.

She isnt a slut, user.

All the kanmusu are sluts.

She's no slut, its pure love

Amatsukaze is experiencing maidenly love

So much cuter than the Speedslut.

Thanks, Bill and Tom.

Is Hamakaze dumb? Her tits are too big

no, but such words would fall on your deaf ears.

They are both equally cute that's why they go together perfectly. Ama&Shima doujinshi are god tier.

Beware of gators.

Kagaenka Kai when?

She's for pampering

Kumo is my waifu

Take care of your Amatsukaze

I am going to marry this bote

Where can I get these mini-puddings?

stare me down and call me shitty

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I want to FUCK Amatsukaze

Kumo and Amatsu both hit that sweet spot of being slightly tsun with a whole boatload of dere. They are perfect.

>I am going to mute this bote

Fixed

>muting Ooyodo

you are a kuso

>tfw still no Graf an therefore incomplete German fleet

Dont worry, she is bad anyways.

Drunk ships are best ships.

>got curbstomped
They did everything wrong.

Get that disgusting chuuni away from RJ.

Get that disgusting flat shit away from Tenryuu.

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>Tenryuushitter talking shit about glorious RJ.

But that's wrong, shitryuu is garbage in every sense while RJ is at least extremely cute.

>flatfags

Have you considered suicide yet?

>He can't enjoy both.
What a pleb.

Would take flat over shitryuu anyday.

She really wants you to cum deep inside her

I would give her the BAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRNIIIIIIIIING LAAAAAAVUUUUU

Not a flatfag but Iowa a shit

I like Kongou-bullying

I'm going to roofie Prinz

You a shit.

You too

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