ITT:MCs better off not having waifus

Shirou can start this thread.

Touma

>we'll never get Heaven's Feel and Sparks Liner High
Nah,

This is accurate, otherwise everyone would die in the actual waifu wars.

Battler

Definitely.

B-but Beato!

Nah, Golden Bitch doesn't deserve Battler. He's too good for her.

Nah man. We wouldn't have HF or Prisma Illya otherwise.

Shirou is superior when his waifu is dead.

Nah down to earth college shero is best. He even cringes at his hs self. You can see a huge difference between then.

No waifus, only bros and girl bros.

Subaru.

All of his worst moments and decisions come from his obsession with the knife-eared mongrel.

I didn't you supported Subaru Gil-sama. Also you're totally better off without Shitty Seibah.

True, Gil is better off without some angsty teen

>Shirou never meets Saber/Rin/Sakura
>Proceeds to become a counter guardian again and fuck himself over for eternity while hating himself and everybody else
>AGAIN

no one would watch fate then.

MOOT!

This series really shines when bros come together to fuck shit up.

mooooooooooooooooootwooooooooooooo

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The princess is just a fucktoy for stress relief and not a proper waifu.

She had great hair at least.