Monster Musume

Miia just cooked you this delicious bowl of... uhh

Anyway, she is probably going to break down into tears for hours if you don't eat it, she worked really hard on it just for you after all. What do you do?

Have her cry in my coffee mug

Refuse to eat it and call Smith to take her away.

Go out for a ride on a superior girl.

Tell her that her food is almost as shitty as herself and kick her out of the house

Sell it to the department of defense as a wmd.

My cooking isn't the best either, so I'll probably eat half of it, then insist I'm too full to eat the rest
I can't make my cute snek cry, after all.

Annoy Tio so she punches me in the head, thus I can get around eating it and probably get snek head in hospital.

>dump toxic slop into the garbage right in front of her face
>phone up a better girl to hang out with while she is crying

Eat it and get her deported for poisoning me
I am willing to be a martyr to purge the world of dangerous monsters

And then you die

Remind her how awful she is and that her cooking will kill me, then go hang with Cerea.

My niggas.

>this many snek haters
Don't make her cry, anons.
She worked hard on this meal.
And costs money
You wouldn't want money to go to wasted, would you?

Tell Miia I dont want it then take Lala to a nice restaurant where she'll become embarrassed by the romantic atmosphere.

Eat it with the happiest face I can possible put on while eating something like that because I'd do anything to please my waifu

>then go hang with Cerea
user, is she all human?

that meal isn't even fit for a horse.

It won't be wasted money if she eats the whole thing.

I am not a snake hater, I am a snake bullier

Don't worry Snekbro. They're just oblivious to Miia's purity.

And trust me, horse pussy deserve no more than pure shit to eat, so it gives you an idea of how bad miia cooking is,

Try it, and when it's garbage, tell her honestly that it's pretty terrible.

Making food isn't rocket science, and relationships aren't built on lying to make the other person feel better.

>Sent to kidnap and rape innocent man
>Pure

>Cerea will never be deported and Oct will never replace her in the harem

>Implying we're Lamias hater
I should be the one doing the cooking. Not her. Especially the fact she has a 1/64 taste buds. She's the one wasting my money with her shitty cooking skill.

Smell it a bit, ask her what did she use in the ingredients, taste it just a liiitle bit (if it hasn't poison) and make her taste a little bit too. Then tell her what she did wrong and how to do it next time for darling.
And then, after all that, take my waifu to a restaurant, while Miia keeps practicing in the house.

Why not deport both Rachnera, Cerea, and Miia?

>polt gets rabies
>have to put her down yourself

Snake and Monoeye are the best girls.

But she didn't because she's pure.

Delet this

>Cerea will never be deported
>The manga will never become about Cerea and Darling's married life in ponyville while the other girls are left to rot back in Japan

I'd do it for wiggly snake ears

>Putting down Polt for having rabies

Good. Who cares about Oct?

taking requests

I'll draw a commission for whomever can guess the band I listen to the most while I draw

>she has rabies
>you take her out back
>as you raise your shotgun her face goes back to the cute way it used to be
>"I love you TT....
>before she can finish you have already decorated the grass with the insides of her head

>having this perfect of a personality
Hello TTF

Moth girl staring intensify at a lamp. Eyes wide open.

Miia = Manako = Zombina > Everyone else

nah, not him tho
if I were TTF I'd say something like going to the gym with my waifu or something like that

>about to request some art of Kiira
>remember which drawfag it is

Pls imperium. Why do you hate bee?

>tfw terrible shot
>would probably suffer if I did it since I wouldn't get it on the first one

Is it Queen?

I'm going to marry Draco!

I like moth though

Considering what a faggot imperium is, that's probably right

Country Bear Jamboree?

Queen getting gangbanged by drones

You want to fucking fight or something? Freddy is the og nigga.

Kino sitting on a Log with Kii chatting

start to cut my arm open with a letter opener looking at her with tears in my eyes. Screaming "This is what you do to me!"

True, moths are cute. But I was supposed to put it in /Jp/'s monster girl thread because I thought it was a drawfag there. It's sort of out of place here.

I eat it
Then I proceed to make food of these snek haters/bullies/whatever for waifu

The best thing with spider is, bondage stuff aside, she's an actual fucking homemaker so she knows how to cook and shit.

Like fuck the monster shit, I'll take the legitimately good wife who has the added benefit of having rocking great tits and also bondage stuff.

you sound like a dudebro

Ask for the monmusu moth instead then.

How about Actia shitposting furiously?

Queen sucks an is only enjoyed by 14 year olds and retards. Kill yourself

I need to have sex with Horse pussy.

Which girls are pure, I'll start
>species (the sheep) is literally a symbol of purity

Watch out user, the normies are gonna get you

the fuck?

lala /thighs/

I need to exchange wedding vows with Horse pussy.

>only enjoyed by 14 year olds and retards

It's not death grips or hip hop user. Queen is a master piece mix between rock and a pinch of opera. You'd be a faggot not to like it.

Mods pls delete, I'm going off topic but it don't really care.

I'm going to be the biggest spider-fucking Chad you've ever seen, nerd.

Sorry user, but Orcs want her more.

>literally best butt

It's real moth posting hours.

Merino is for pure winter cuddles.

>/Jp/'s monster girl thread
huh I did not know about this

Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters?

Merino works on a farm. She's probably seen how babies are made, and hence is impure.

>MUH ROCK OPERA
No really. Kill yourself. The world would be better off without your shit taste

Don't go there.

...

More like has an enlightened sense of purity with the knowledge to save herself for the one she loves.

>waaaaah, he doesn't like the same shitty music as I do! mods pls ban opinions I don't like!
Could you be any more of a retarded faggot piece of shit?

how would she react if a man spurn her advance and then immidtly goes and fucks and actual sheep?

I've eaten worse stuff before. At some points during a certain crisis I ended up eating paper or bugs.

I don't complain about food given to me. Just don't fucking waste it.

Tie a clip around his ballsack and wait for them to fall off.

why does cat like burg

Yukio and then Merino are the purest girls in the outskirts group
Manako is the purest in MON
Lala is the purest in the main harem
can't have enough

Not even catgirls can resist freedom.

I was refer to deleting my own posts and his you fucking spastic. They're both off topic.

>Lala is the purest in the main harem
>purest
Comes for every one in the end.

>Manako
>Purer than Tio

No.

Call an ambulance beforehand, tell her that I'll try to help her next time, lose consciousness after a few bites because you dont' want to waste food.

you haven't seen Tio's face when something lewd happens user.

Show me a single living thing that does not like burg
You cannot do it

she knew very well what implies a naked girl wanting to hug a naked guy who's visibly arroused arround her when she's naked

still she's the purest inside the main group
untill the next full moon, of course

Well I don't know if they actually are living because who can call that a life but vegetarians.

Tio may very well be a sweet girl, but she knows what she is doing.

Never mind that look at her face when Manako "accidentally" flashes her bits at Kurusu.

I want to marry this snake.

no they like it
thats why they try to replicate the taste with meatless meat.

As do I.

You just reminded me of the manga BioMeat. I need to reread that sometime soon.

and you reminded me of Dorohedoro, I need to finish reading that.