If you could have a yandere who is your type of girl, though if you cheated on her and she found out she'd kill you...

If you could have a yandere who is your type of girl, though if you cheated on her and she found out she'd kill you, would you have her?

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There aren't any girls I could cheat with

I hate this awful, disgusting gif

Of course user in his desperation agrees to such a proposition, thinking he would never get a girlfriend otherwise and that such a loyal girlfriend would be a good thing anyway. But what user doesn't know is that after a few weeks with his new girlfriend and losing his virginity to her, he realizes he's not so awkward around girls anymore. That's when he realizes that there's a whole world of women out there and limiting himself to just one is a bit silly. He wants to stay loyal to his yandere girlfriend, but the temptation to sample other flavors is to great. That shy timid girls in his biochem class is too cute not to talk to, and over time they develop feelings for one another.

One night, user's yandere girlfriend comes over to his place. She didn't call him to tell him she'd be over. She wants to surprise him. user has been working so hard with his part-time job and studies that they rarely get to see each other. They were supposed to hang out today, but user told her that he'd be busy with work, so she decides to go to his place and cook him a meal for when he gets home. But there's something wrong. user's shoes are by the door and next to them are an extra pair. It's a women shoes. This can't be. user is supposed to be at work. Why would he be home, and with a woman? She rushes over to the bedroom only to hear noises coming from the other side of the door that burn into her mind. It's user with another woman. Broken, she runs to the kitchen and grabs a knife...

I'd never do that.
I'd stay loyal to my yandere girl. And if she cheated on me I'd kill her then myself..

Sure, you say that now, but your life is just a School Days waiting to happen.

I'm not a nigger
I can have girlfriends without cheating on them

Yes. What if my type of girl is a yandere who doesn't kill her love interest?
>cheating on literal perfection
You'd have to be either clinically retarded or such a shitty person that you didn't deserve her anyway.

+1

Use "could" rather than "can" when discussing hypotheticals, user.

I couldn't find it in my heart to cheat on her. But yeah I'd have her.
You picked an absolutely disgusting gif, OP

Where's the catch, user? Will there be female ninjas sneaking into my home, trying to rape me in my sleep? Will healthy bandits ambush me in the streets, point their guns at me and tell me to drop my pants?
>Kädet ylös, housut alas, täältä tulee munavaras

Swinging isn't cheating, nor are threesomes.

That gif is fucking disgusting omg

>being queer

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>>>/Auschwitz-Birkenau/

Please explain

God damn, that is horrifying

>anorexic
>no tits
>no ass

What's it like, craving cock?

>body closer to a starving man than a girl
>says others desire cock

When did Sup Forums stop liking flat girls? Pretending you aren't pedos won't make the feelings go away anons.

No hips, that's a man you posted.

There's a difference between flat & this. One is justice, the other is injustice.

It's okay to just admit that you prefer males.

You don't know how yanderes work, do you? First time she catches you cheating, she will warn the girl you're cheating with, and possibly harm her.
>Hands off my user-kun!
At home (or when she's with you), she will pretend nothing has happened at all.

The second time, she will be more aggressive towards the girl you're cheating with, there will be a catfight. She will still pretend nothing has happened, but if you're not a dumbass, you'd notice she seems somewhat quieter and reserved.
>third time, the biggest catfight one man has ever seen is his life. Both of the girls would have patches of hair in their fists, and the one you're cheating with might be hospitalized. However, something she said to the yandere has been on the yandere's mind for days.
>Maybe if he liked you so much in the first place, he wouldn't be cheating on you!

She will change her target onto you, then. She would try to make herself look more appealing for you. If that doesn't work, she will pour her heart out in front of you, hoping you'll fall back in love with her. Then, if that doesn't work either, she would have to do something she never wanted to do - mentally stress and torture you.
But that will backfire even more, as you'd start avoiding her and you'll probably go to your new girlfriend to relieve yourself of that stress she's causing you.

Eventually, after two, or even more months, she will come to terms with that you don't love her back; that her crush is one-sided. Soon after that, she would be satisfied, as long as you're happy. If you don't look happy, however, and the girl is the reason, she won't mind returning to you and punishing the girl for making you sad.

I'm afraid I have to agree with the other user. I like flat, but on Kuroko it looks shitty. Probably because of her overly-slender figure and lack of hips, not because of her breasts.

I prefer physical punishment

>absolutely 0 breasts
>absolutely 0 ass
>absolutely 0 hips
>absolutely 0 thighs
>doesn't have an attractive face
May as well put an onahole between two planks

This.

How can such an undeveloped body be so arousing?

>yandere
>who is your type of girl
Those are contradictory things.

>implying i'm not fated to stay alone
Ah

It just is.

>being an uncultured swine

Abysmally low test: the waifu

She is utterly repulsive.

Not him, but she looks way too bone-y. The breasts are not the problem at all. She has a rather boyish figure - I'm usually okay with those but she doesn't even have hips for fuck's sake.

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I'm not like the rest of Sup Forums. I like women, not traps and boards

>claims to like females
>finds Kuroko unattractive
Ah, I get it. You just have shit taste.

>I like women, not traps
Then why are you here? That's the appeal of Kuroko, traps are honestly too feminine for me. Kuroko, despite not being male, looks trap-like enough that it's just perfect. If only she had a dick

>traps are honestly too feminine for me
Fapping to the wrong artists

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>shit taste
Sorry, user. Not into boys and boards

I came here for two reasons. The first is because that gif was atrocious. The second reason is pic related

Flat still needs good legs to be worthwhile.

>implying thats bad

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Yes, why would I even cheat?