Girls und Panzer, GuP and /ak/ stuff

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Literally made for breeding

Agreed

Perfection

Yep

Yuzu is for Momo only

I want to fuck a duck

And Momo belong to everyone.

Darjeeling is my wife!

Why is Alice so lewd?

Yuzu is highly underrated.

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Why not Anzu too?

No, Anzu is for me

I would die for Saori.

Erwin is so cute, she is also my wife!

Not worth it

We shall never know, but we can agree.

600 lbs crushing your pelvis

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I would live on for Saori.

Rude.

I improved my WN8 by like 200 , I wonder if Nonna would reward me with a hand job!

Because Anzu is their owner

Yuzu and Momo are married

>Nonna will never give you a soft gentle handjob while softly singing sweet Russian lullabies in your ear

But how can that be when Momo is my wife?

How did Anzu obtain the legal ownership of Yuzu and Momo?

>Nonna will never attempt singing Russian lullabies while giving you a blowjob

Verbal contract.

>Nonna will never kidnap you, where you are to be Katyusha's personal sex toy

>Nonna will never be the big spoon and keep you safe from the bitter siberian winter

She make the rules

>Nonna will never go into your room while you're asleep and slurping on your vagina.

>These are my bitches. If you want a turn with them, prepare the potato skins.

Momo's choker and monocle are so sexual.

Quads confirm

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>while you're asleep and slurping on your vagina

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If I don't get it this time I'm going to kill myself

being terrible at being a disgusting crossboarding piece of shit is no reason for shame

ngl I wish I didn't bother trying to crossboard quote the last 4 posts in this thread have been fucking tragic

I'm going to take responsibility

I never asked for this

Cv33 a best tankette

Jensen pls

I want the baby to yell "uraaaaaaa" from the womb instead.

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I want to watch movies and lewd movies with this rabbit.

>lewd movies
W-what sort of lewd movies user?

Macaroni has something other than tobacco

Who?

Bakaroni

Sorry I see dead guppies. No one else sees them but they're there.

I meant to say bakaroni

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Cutest slut

Scans when?

>ywn be the son of Shiho and brother to Miho and Maho.
>ywn use your family name to hook up with girls from KMM.
>ywn help Erika in confessing her love to Maho
>ywn comfort Miho after KMM's loss to Pravda in the national championship
>ywn have a one night stand with Chouno the day before she is due to arrive at Ooarai
>ywn fall in love with Shiho's rival Shimada Chiyo.

Fucking kill me

What is Saki's expression meant to convey?

Also, what are they watching?

She is just intrigued by human behavior.

>She is just aroused by human behavior.

FTFY

Kill yourself and stop bothering us with such pathetic copypasta

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>Saki will never mindbreak you

Do you think Saki could raise a child or would it die from neglect?

The servitors she birth can take care of themselves.

The mother of a thousand young.

But what about the father? what happens to _me?

You nourish her young.

You will just die, if lucky.

Blue Division High School

Formal relations between Japan and Spain is known to have existed since the days of the Christian Missionary Francisco Xavier (1506-1552). These relations ultimately resulted in cultural exchange centers being built in the cities of Hirado in Nagasaki Prefecture, Onjuku in Chiba Prefecture, and Ishinomaki in Myagi Prefecture.

Years later when the news that a new school ship was being built, many Prefectures put their names forwards in the hope that they would host the new school. In the end, Mie Prefecture and Myagi prefecture were the last contenders.

Suffice to say, there were many troubles during that period.

Due to the lack of any conclusive agreement, it was decided that the port of Shimotsu in Wakayama Prefecture would host the school, with the compromise that the school ship would accept support from and make annual visits to Shima Peninsula in Mie Prefecture and the city of Ishinomaki in Myagi Prefecture.

And thus the high school Blue Division was born.

Like almost all schools, they have a Senshado team that flies the Blue Division flag, enters in tournaments, and has relations with other schools. However unlike all other schools, Blue Division does not have an official Senshado Club.

Blue Division students are known for two things, the first is their culinary skills on the level of Anzio, the second is their incredible zeal and enthusiasm.

Their unofficial Senshado team first began due to said enthusiasm, spontaneously and without regard for personal gain of any kind. This sort of drive and selflessness has gained Blue Division’s band of volunteer tankers much recognition from other schools.

Not caring that they will never officially be part of a Senshado team, they still conduct practice matches with Kuromorimine on their own time.

Their force originally consisted of light tanks, with the lighter Panzer I, Panzer II, and CV-35 supplementing their heavier BT-5 and T-26 tanks which form the backbone of the Blue Division team. Also in their possession is a single model of the rare and unusual Verdeja 1 tank.

Due to this weak lineup, it has been said that their spirit is the only thing that will get them past the first round.

There exists a few projects to improve the firepower of their vehicles, including installing a 20mm autocannon in a Panzer I and installing a short 75mm howitzer in other vehicles. However due to the procurement of the newer Panzer IV Model H, miscellaneous Panzer III models, and a number of Stug III Assault Guns, these projects have been effectively canceled.

Even with their new tanks, their tactics have not changed much since the days when their team was made up of nothing but light tanks. They prioritize speed, breaking enemy lines, and being very flexible with their plans. It is not uncommon to see them utilize their Stug III Assault Gun in a fast charge against the enemy. They excel is quick and short engagements but to badly in long, drawn out battles of attrition. They usually have multiple backup plans in case the situation turns in the enemy’s favor, however some of these plans are rather unusual and may not be the most practical.

Overall, the Blue Division students are open, cheerful, and curious. They are known to be regularly late for promised dates, as they like to move a their own pace. It seems that their favorite interests is talking and fashion.

That’s not to say that they don’t have their occasional quarrels. Because their likes and dislikes are set in stone, it’s not strange to see fights suddenly erupt over sometimes insignificant details. However once the dust settles they seem to return to being friends almost instantly, either because they know not to worry about the past or because they just don’t hold grudges.

Blue Division High School holds good relations with a number of other schools, including the aforementioned Kuromorimine, Blue Division also has a good friendship with Waffle Academy and Anzio Girl’s High School due to the fact that all three share a love for food and the culinary arts. There is often international attention when the three schools come together to have a festival. Blue Division students are known to put as much time into making a meal as they do talking, also showing the same drive in Art, Music, and Theatre classes. Though the school is regularly low on funds, the students oftentimes show no worries.

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>Blue Division students are known for two things, the first is their culinary skills on the level of Anzio, the second is their incredible zeal and enthusiasm.


Would read anything about them

Just started watching GuP today. Why is Miho's teddy so beat up? Is she rough with him?

D: Fugg

>>Blue Division students are known for two things, the first is their culinary skills on the level of Anzio, the second is their incredible zeal and enthusiasm.
Literally an Anzio reskin.

Sup Forums sings Boko theme when?

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PTSD

They are Latin schools

>The song that will be played at my and your favourite guppies wedding

youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

Thank you very much

Whoops, meant to say "you and your favourite guppies wedding"

>tags: NTR

She's into weird stuff

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Not sure what I want more, those two or these two

But I'm not that religious.

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Too late, you already are one

I want to fluff her hair because she's a good girl.

>tfw no guppie gf to wish me a happy birthday

Sucks for you.

I'm glad i have a guppie gf to wish me happy birthday.

But they are good girls. Anzio is full of delinquents.

They do like to get headpats though

Is the fact that they live on huge aircraft carriers explained at some point? I'm trying to figure it out. I'm only on episode 3 though.

They will explain those things on the OVA, so don't worry about it.