Rereading part 5 and i noticed this

rereading part 5 and i noticed this.
who in the FUCK uses 30 mins to walk 100 meters? this must be a translation error or araki is fucked in the head

also jojo thread i guess

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Mods please delete this thread. There is already a JoJo thread up.

Maybe he likes to take in the scenery.

Why is everyone on JoJo genius? Bug Eaten still makes me mad.

Because Araki can't write compelling believable characters and dialogue to save his life.

If you read it correctly, it says there and back, which would be 200 meters.

OP isn't a genius. Hey, take it easy!

Walking 200 meters would barely take 3 minutes you retard.

Mods delete this user.

Not for your mom it doesn't. Take it easy!

t. Fatty who takes 30 fucking minutes to walk 1/8 of a mile.

>mile
What a fucking pleb.
Take it easy!

Yeah take it easy on the cheeseburgers fatty.

Hey, take it easy!
I'm doing 1km under 4 minutes, chump.

Using your mobile scooter with boosters doesn't count.

I just tell your mom she'll get some dick if she carries me like a mule, works like a charm!
Take it easy!

Alright I'm bored. This conversation is dumb and I think you're getting tired of posting
>Take it easy!
every sentence. Night.

which chapter?

It's probably meant to be 1000 meters,
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Not that guy user, but it sounds like you need to take it easy!

Good night and take it easy!

let's rank every jojo main villains to most successful to least successful

1.Gay Priest
>Successfully killed 6 main characters (including 2 Jojos)
>Was able to take upon multiples enemies at once
>Temporarily accomplishes his goal
>Henchmen did the most causalities around the whole world

2.DIO
>Successfully killed 2 main characters (1 Jojo among them)
>Came close to kill the whole part 3 gang
>Survive the part he was introduced and is pretty much responsible for everything bad that happened in the series
>Successful henchmen that were able to take off at least 3 main characters
>Was able to put a fight with 4 members of the gang at once
>Even after death he still manage fuck everything up

3 tie.Diavolo
>Killed off 3 main characters by himself
>Got unnoticed and successful at keeping his identity a secret for a long period of time
>Henchmen dealt a lot of casualties
>Had trouble to fight the whole gang all at once
>Get his shit destroyed super hard easily by the main character

3 tie. Funny Valentine
>Manage to kill off 3 main characters (Gyro,Hot Pants and Diego)
>Got his initial goal accomplished
>Loved by his country
>Put up a fight against Gyro & Johnny at the same time
>Got even more insubordinate henchmen than Diavolo's

4.Kars
>Created the stone mask which lead to DIO's successful deeds
>Successfully became the ultimate life form
>Successful right-hand man killed 1 main character
>Sucked in fight
>Didn't kill anyone
>Got beaten by luck

5.Kira
>Only killed Fatty and Aya who were introduced the arc before their deaths
>He also killed some girls for 15 years but got found out by a kid
>Constantly run away due to his incapacity to take more than 1 opponent at a time
>Only henchman being his father gave more allies to the part 4 gang than competent opponent
>Accidentally kills his only henchman and father
>Fails to hide among the Kawajiris
>Fails to live a quiet life
>Fails to live a quiet life even in death
>Dies ran over by an ambulance

>the last time i even heard kids discussing van damme or stallone was in 98
>me and my friends fighting after watching street fighter and thinking it was the greatest movie of all time6 right after rocky
araki is retarded

Correct.