Are you meme-lovers happy now?
Kantai Collection/KanColle
James Parker
Bentley Martin
Shit, man.
Brody Gonzalez
I hate the wheelchair meme.
Eli Nguyen
>Kantai Collection/KanColle
Stop making threads if you have no translations to post, fuck off shitposter.
Henry Perez
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Ethan Reyes
That's just so nice yet hot as fuck at the same time. I'm in awe.
Hunter Gonzalez
I think it makes Warspite more badass. After all, she's not gonna let a silly little thing like being unable to walk get in the way of kicking Abyssal ass.
Jayden Turner
>kicking Abyssal ass.
>slow
Tyler Walker
It's shit, but it's cute too.
Goddamn it, Japan.
Carson Phillips
This, just a meat shield.
Hunter Sanders
If you're a battleship and you can't CQC you're worthless.
Leo Russell
we /USA/ now
Jeremiah Cook
The Italian heavy cruisers were faster than her, but that didn't stop her and her sisters from brutalizing them at Cape Matapan.
Matthew Brooks
This isn't the past anymore, see
Logan Young
Will slow BBs ever be useful again?
Easton Richardson
I want to punch all German shipgirls in their whore faces.
Especially Prinz Eugen and Graf Zeppelin.
Jonathan Barnes
The only useless slow BB is Warspite. BBVs have their niche, Nagato-class can use 51cm guns without penalty, and hotels are the strongest meat shields.
Jacob Parker
That's true.
Liam Wright
Oh and I forgot, Warspite can't be used for BM4.
Benjamin Barnes
Jayden Fisher
Won't work on water, she'll just sink.
Angel Sanders
I feel like wheelchair Warspite's pee would be tastier than regular Warspite's.
Jace Edwards
Why is Warslut so ugly?
Robert Fisher
Because you're a pleb.
Camden Collins
Because she's an old hag.
Grayson Rodriguez
Because she's the grand OLD lady.
Kayden Hernandez
Cute!
Luis Bennett
Very happy. Thanks for bringing this to my attention.
Levi Wilson
Agreed, nice lesbian couple!
Jaxon Adams
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Christopher Parker
There is nothing wrong with old ladies.
Justin Barnes
I want to drink Kamikaze's pee!
Christian Sullivan
But that one isn't old, she's a young and pretty DD.
Tyler Brooks
Kisaragi would make a good girlfriend.
Jace Howard
What a good girl, helping out the fleet mom like that.
Liam Phillips
Kamikaze is a very cute old lady, Warspit is not.
Ian Ward
>helping out
She's employed because Houshou forced the Lawson Kashima had just gotten a job at close down.
Robert Richardson
>forced
Mou sugoi Houshou-san!
Thomas Martinez
Houshit is just a trash ship that only hipsters like.
Jose Davis
pastebin.com
Get your insulin ready.
Lincoln Peterson
Keep telling yourself that.
Nicholas Robinson
Rude
Yay
Isaac Bell
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Matthew Martinez
F-Fuck.
Henry Peterson
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Elijah Sanders
>Bullying shipgirls
I hope you guys don't do this.
Ryan Roberts
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Cameron Butler
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Mason Green
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Robert Davis
>hand on
Austin Hill
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Jeremiah Bailey
Last week on 4koma Adventures: ships do beach things.
第135話
暑いね～
Pretty hot outside~
駆逐艦 白雪、吹雪
Destroyer Shirayuki, Fubuki
夏真っ盛りだね
Summer's out in full force.
駆逐艦 初雪、深雪
Destroyer Hatsuyuki, Miyuki
夏になったら大規模作戦が実施されるって言ってたけど…
They said that there would be a large-scale operation in summer, but...
夏らしいけど大規模作戦前とは思えない風景…
This sight doesn't really feel like it's before one...
水着だかけだな…
Full of swimsuits...
Oliver Nguyen
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Nolan Myers
夏Ver
Summer Version
水着なら汗をかいても大丈夫だからいいわね
Swimsuits are rather nice, since it's fine if you start sweating.
戦艦 山城、扶桑
Battleships Yamashiro, Fusou
はい！それにとてもよくお似合いです！
Yes! And that swimsuit is a perfect match!
（わー！）
(Wow!)
瑞穂先輩の三方 夏のスイーツになってる！
Mizuho-senpai's offering stand has summer sweets now!
水上機母艦 瑞穂
Seaplane Tender Mizuho
美味しそう～！
Looks yummy~!
姉様！私 氷あずきもらってきます！（白玉入りで！）
Nee-sama! I'll get some shaved ice with red beans! (With rice dumplings!)
いいえ山城…
No, Yamashiro...
ここは甘味ではなく飛び込み台にしましょう…（ネタは被りたくないの…）
We should go with diving boards instead of sweets... (Don't want to overlap jokes...)
じゃあ 明石さんに作ってもらってきます！
Then I'll go ask Akashi-san to make them!
浜辺へGO
To the Beach!
嵐！浜辺に行かない？夏だし水着でどう…かな？
Arashi! Want to go to the beach? In swimsuits, since it's summer...how about it?
駆逐艦 嵐、萩風
Destroyer Arashi, Hagikaze
いいよ俺はそういうのは
Nah, I'll pass.
え…興味なし…？
Huh...you're not interested...?
司令とでも行ってきなよ
Go with Commander or something.
今朝のチラシに「浜辺に重巡戦隊那智レンジャーがやってくる！」って書いてあったんだけど…
But the leaflet this morning says, "We're doing Heavy Cruiser Squadron - Nachi Rangers at the beach today!"...
第四駆逐隊旗艦嵐！出るぜ！ハギ！ついてきな！
Destroyer Division 4 flagship Arashi! Setting out! Hagi, come with me!
Jason Sanchez
Can't you wait until the other guy finished dumping?
Jacob Allen
問題
Question
駆逐艦 風雲
Destroyer Kazagumo
その鉄板とおにぎりは…？
What's with that plate and rice ball...?
初月がくれたんだけど…焼きおにぎりでも作れってことなのかしら？
Hatsuzuki gave it to me...maybe to make grilled rice balls?
あとで聞いてみようぜ
Let's ask her later.
吹雪型は大丈夫みたいだね
Looks like the Fubuki class will be all right.
駆逐艦 初月
Destroyer Hatsuzuki
えっ？
Huh?
装甲に問題がある艦が増えたようで心配でね…
I was worried since the number of ships with armor issues appears to have increased...
装甲とバルジを補強してもらおうと思って
So I was thinking to reinforce their armor and bulges.
そのための鉄板とおにぎりだったみたいです
Looks like that's what they were for.
格好
Outfit
もうすっかり夏ねー（暑い…）
It's totally summer now. (Hot...)
駆逐艦 天津風
Destroyer Amatsukaze
あんたはいつも涼しそうね…って何それ
You always seem to stay cool...and what's that?
さっきもらったー
Got it earlier.
駆逐艦 島風
Destroyer Shimakaze
あ 島風ちゃんももらったんだ
Oh, you got those, too.
これなんなのか知ってるの？
You know what this is for?
初月ちゃんが水着姿を装甲が薄くなったと心配して強化用の資材配ってるみたいで…
Hatsuzuki-chan's giving them out to strengthen those with reduced armor due to their swimsuits, apparently...
島風はいつもと同じ格好なのに！？
But Shimakaze's in her usual outfit!
Hudson Kelly
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Henry Cook
He probably just opened the thread and started dumping.
Carter Butler
Quality parenting.
It's fine, you can always go back and read one or the other.
Lucas Allen
防衛
Defense
砂浜のお城作りは遊びじゃないわ！
Sand castle building isn't child's play!
暁 防波堤をもっと高く作らないと…
Akatsuki, the outer wall needs to be higher...
そうよ！そんな壁じゃあ波にすぐやられちゃうわよ！そんなんじゃダメよ！
Yeah! It's going to get taken out by a wave like this! That's not good!
ケンカはダメなのですぅ～！
No fighting~!
駆逐艦 電、雷、響、暁
Destroyer Inazuma, Ikazuchi, Hibiki, Akatsuki
そういえば さっきから波が全然来ないわね…
Come to think of it, no waves have been coming at all recently...
たしかに
戦艦 長門
Battleship Nagato
（ビッグセブン）
(Big Seven)
これがビッグ7の沿岸防衛だ…！
This is the coastal defense of a Big Seven!
カッコいい！
Cool!
スイカ割り
Watermelon Splitting
この国の夏か…
It's this nation's summer, huh...
正規空母 グラーフ・ツェッペリン
Aircraft Carrier Graf Zeppelin
あのスゥイカワリーという武道…いつか経験してみたいものだな…
This waatermelon splitting martial art...I've always wanted to try it...
スイカ割りの太刀筋ならこの菊月…負けんぞ
Kikuzuki shan't lose...in watermelon splitting swordsmanship.
はぁ…まじ暑いし…もうダメだ…もうダメ…
Aah...so hot...can't take it...anymore...
駆逐艦 望月、菊月
Destroyers Mochizuki, Kikuzuki
あっ！この手応え…って提督！？
Ah! This sensation is...Admiral!?
駆逐艦 照月
Destroyer Teruzuki
スゥイカワリー…！
Waatermelon split...!
（Stark!）
(Strong!)
Isaiah Morris
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Nathaniel Morales
特別に
Specially
今日は特別に！
Just for today!
大艇ちゃんにつかまってもいいよー！
You can play with Taitei-chan!
水上機母艦 秋津洲
Seaplane Tender Akitsushima
（愛大艇）
(Love Taitei)
大艇ちゃんのお手入れ失敗しちゃったかも～
Think Taitei-chan's repairs didn't go so well~
水着＝
Swimsuit =
海の中からただいまー！
We're back from the depths of the sea!
…ってごーやたちの夏休みはいつでち！？
...And when's our summer break-dechi!?
毎日泳ぎに行ってると思えば…
We do swim every day...
潜水艦 伊8、伊58
Submarines I-8, I-58
潜水母艦 大鯨
Submarine Tender Taigei
おかえりなさーい
Welcome back!
わぁ 大鯨さん水着！
Wow, you're in a swimsuit!
どうでしょうか？
How is it?
素敵です！似合ってます！
It's great! Really suits you!
潜水艦 伊401、伊168
Submarines I-401, I-168
ということは大鯨も潜れるようになったの！？（びっくり！）
Does this mean that Taigei can dive now, too!? (Shocking!)
潜水艦 伊19
Submarine I-19
ごめんなさいね 水着＝潜水艦ではないから…
Sorry, but being in a swimsuit doesn't mean I'm a submarine...
Owen Bennett
So this is the power of the Big Seven.
Landon Ortiz
A parent will always have a favorite child. It's only natural.
Caleb Howard
一方その頃
At that Time
夏だー！泳ぎに行くクマー！
It's summer! Going to go swim, kuma!
軽巡洋艦 球磨
Light Cruiser Kuma
球磨の川泳ぎのテクニックを見るクマー！シャケも獲るクマー！
I'll show off Kuma's river swimming technique, kuma! I'll get salmon, too, kuma!
（クマー！）
(Kuma!)
って川に誰もいないクマーッ！
But nobody's at the river, kuma!
今日はみんな浜辺に行ってるみたいだにゃー…（ここからみえるにゃ）
Looks like everyone went to the beach-nya... (I can see it from here-nya)
軽巡洋艦 多摩
Light Cruiser Tama
な…なんだってクマーっ！
W-...what, kuma!?
でも 空いてるから川を独り占めも悪くないクマ
But having the river to myself isn't bad, kuma.
多摩もここで寝てるにゃー…
Tama's just going to sleep here-nya...
notバカンス
Not a Vacation
みんな夏を堪能してるねー
Everyone seems to be having their fill of summer.
作戦前なんだけどね
Even though it's before an operation.
軽巡洋艦 五十鈴
Light Cruiser Isuzu
五十鈴先輩なんて完全にバカンスだし…
Isuzu-senpai seems to totally be on vacation...
フフフ…私はもう準備が終わっているのよ…！ 新たな必殺技のね…！
Fufufu...I've already finished preparing! My new special technique, that is!
必殺技！
A special technique!
見たい！必殺技見たいです！（はい！）
I want to see it!(Me!)
それじゃ…
Well then...
次の作戦でお見せするわ！
It'll be at the next operation?
続く！？
To be continued!?
Jordan Hall
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Noah Fisher
Goodbye.
Connor Rodriguez
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Samuel Hall
What a bitch of a mother.
Easton Baker
Akebono is cute! CUTE!
Blake Allen
>Goodbye
What did he mean by this?
William Robinson
I would date this Takao.
Kevin Jenkins
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Gabriel Anderson
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Gabriel Gray
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Elijah Smith
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Gabriel Perez
This is the last 4koma chapter, didn't I tell you guys last week it ended?
Christopher Cooper
The end. Never to be continued.
Carson Jackson
Hi
Tyler Johnson
The fuck? I thought that was a joke.
Tyler Price
oh my, that's cute.
John Richardson
Sup fluffy princess.
Luis Williams
Takao is cute.
Connor Nelson
Did you come in just to post how cute it is?
Cooper Hill
No, I just haven't been posting.
Cooper Cox
I want to breed with Takao now.
Charles Thomas
Takao is only liked by secondaries and Kuso TTKs without 7 memedals
Camden Robinson
Hey come on, her newer lines are actually pretty sweet. She really needs a Kai 2, to fix that shitty CG and make her actually have some use.
So never I guess.
Luke Parker
Fuck off the Takao class is cute.
>her newer lines are actually pretty sweet.
Her new lines are lewd as fuck.
Ryan Brooks
I want to use her lap and/or chest as a pillow.
Matthew Baker
The only cute Takao is Choukai and ARP Takao.
Joshua Nguyen
ARP Takao is overrated. Her hairstyle is shit.
Nicholas Hughes
>make her actually have some use.
It's not like she's that bad, she's just fallen victim to power creep. At Kai comparing Takao (and Atago) only to other Cruisers at Kai has her looking pretty good, with 77FP and 79Torp.
Cameron Bailey
The heavy class is cute.
Takao and Atago are lovely women.
I would mate with and marry both of them.
Jeremiah Sullivan
>Her hairstyle is shit.
Confirmed for secondary pleb, in the manga Takao keeps changing her hairstyle.
Gavin Ortiz
Takao is fucking lovely
Ryder Jackson
>she tears up in her white day line
She must have been holding back her feelings for a while.
Brody Flores
CUTE AND PURE!
Joshua Hernandez
I'm going to sniff Takao's butthole and then make out with it!