A real madman would give her a Red Bull
Monster Musume
>Suu on a sugar rush
Cuddle snek
Cuddle spooder
Cuddle pup.
best girl
Failed at the first hurdle. Where do I meet a "cute girl"? Instructions unclear, attempting to nibble my own knee.
"Cuddle" bee
Cuddle Ogre
user, you fool! Now you're the cute girl!
Oh shit, I can't handle the pressure of having people ask to nibble my knee!
I dont know why but I find the "not tsundere actually angry" type of girl much cuter. Something about their impotent rage.
She's a murderer. Listen to Kimihito.
>tfw you will never sit her down and ask her why she is so angry
>she will never appreciate someone finally taking the time to listen
>ywn dehydrate Suu and inject her into your ass so she can thoroughly clean your insides
Imagine how good sparking clean intestines would feel
WASP GIRL IS HOT
Spider best girl.
Doggo second best girl.
Corpse third best girl.
TRY AND ARGUE ME
YA CAN'T
No girl will ever give cuddles like this one does.
The Crawling Chaos in a nutshell:
>Phantasmagoric Hair
>Black Sclera
>Yellow Iris Eyes
>Dark Tanned Skin
>Prankster Personality
>"Faceless God"
Doppel is truly the Superior Girl.
I'm not sure exactly how, but I have a feeling that this would go incredibly wrong.
Is this a face of mercy?
>Lose all your gut flora
>The only way to save you is with a feacal transplant
>Doctors shove Miia up your backside
Wait what the fuck is this guy's actual name?
Every fucking character calls him a term of endearment, I actually forgot his name.
kek
Joe Everyman.
Just imagine taming that angry bee
It's the same reason Guu is best shitty fanfiction girl
Read the file name.
>user is a bloated enough whale that doctors think it's fine to 'shove' 600 something pounds up his keister
C45 when?
Suu chapter when?
>I'm not tsundere
>I actually hate you
>ywn get burn after cuddling her
I'd say she's out of commission due to being high out of her fucking mind next chapter in October. We mind get thrown a bone at the end for her to make even an appearance. Until then she's in the bottle.
might*
I'd be willing to get chemical burns on my dick for that slime
Well, Bike Cop have chemical burns on dick for sure.
I'm going to marry Draco!
>No #ProtectDraco2016
I'm disappointed.
>No #PrepareToBeBulliedDraco campaign
Oh wait, there basically is. :^)
#NEWTLIVESMATTER
Get out, you filthy Orc.
Femdom spider a best
>tfw you will never make Rachnera feel secure enough to submit to you
Damn right.
It's time for Orcs to rape the rapist Draco.
>You will never get pedipalp-locked into having arachnae children
Something something elder god
Zombina is the Superior Girl
Zombina is inferior zombie
Chocolate mummy and Cici a best.
Isn't mummies brainless?
Of course
She's black
Zombies are the inferior monster girls.
Pickles begs to differ
Is it tarantula posting time?
Fanfictionfags are the inferior fanbase.
Fanfiction a shit
Zombina is shit, all the other corpses are superior
Mummy > Cici > original Zombie > Zombina
You are all cancer.
It's always tarantula posting time.
Isn't Zombina just Seras Victoria with more confidence and no backstory?
For all the spooder-loving Osu players out there.
...
We're about 60 posts in and there's only been one mention of best girl. Shame on all of you.
>implying Monmusu fans aren't always cancerous
I bet she'd love Hellsing too, would probably Cosplay Seras
Gotta love belittlement.
Yes, we need her more.
Then why did you post her steed?
I have no idea what you're talking about, is this month's chapter out already or something?
Go look at the archives from August 18th. You can thank me later.
>wearing hoopearrings to bed
OUCH
Hell scans were posted yesterday.
The ones that were posted in Korean yesterday? The ones I'm talking about have a page by page English summary.
It's cute and fun.
is it true that the translator of this manga actually got inserted into it
Did somebody save the pickles edit of pickles?
>you will never ask Pickles why he's making pudding at 4am in the morning
He has ascended. It's true.
>implying she could be hurt by something so mundane
The earrings were just a cute little accessory Guard gave her.
where are my Orc bothers? i capture some monstergirls and i need help to rape them all
Sorry, Orc, but you fellas got arrested.
Is Suu even capable of procreating with Darling? In terms of physiology she's the furthest from being human by far, and her second character song outright implies that they're biologically incompatible.
They're busy getting owned by little girls.
...
John Smith could procreate with his slime assistant. That's how Ms Smith was born.
How does one even typeset that bubble?
Thank you user, she looks so lively with pickles.
>Ms Smith was born.
She's a terminator sent back to keep Kurusu from marrying only Miia and thus setting off a multi-species WWIII.
Here to rape the Draco and loli.
Wouldn't an easier way of stopping Kurusu from marrying Miia be to deliver her to the correct house?
Not a clue. Remember it though when people start saying that TS is incredibly simply, so why does it take so long.
Her original host was as bent as a bobby-pin, leaving her no choice but to go after that cute clerk at the convenience store, Kurusu. Now she's fixated on him from the beginning and Smith can dump all the other girls she wants into the mix.
The only way I could figure it is if they placed each individual letter and rotated it into position. That would be a massive pain in the ass.
>ywn promptly pound Pickles perfectly pickled pussy profusely, pleasurably and passionately.
>why live
Looks to me like each word (or words) was rotated and then warped to match the shape of the bubble.
be careful, real life fujos are starting to notice darling
If we get some art of Darling with a cute boy like Draco, I'm fine with that..
No! Fucking fujos! Leave Darling alone!
Kimihito going to end up fucking Bike Cop for Zombina's shitty fetish.
>Draco
>cute
Cici, pls
That would explain the inconsistent shape of some of the letters.