ALRIGHT ALRIGHT THATS ENOU-

DOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAALLLLLDDDDDD!!!!!!


are these people serious anymore? Do we just live inside a giant meme?

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THIS MAN CAN DO NO RIGHT!

>Do we just live inside a giant meme?
Unfortunately.

TWO PIECES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I also love rice and desert. Love this man.

How the fuck is this news and why does she think anyone cares about his meals? Is this supposed to ruin his reputation or does she like him that much?

PPPPFFRRRRRRUUUMFFF

TWO FUCKING SLICES OF PIEEEEE

ROAAHBNGGALLDL DDRUORRROOGGMMPHBH

omg! i know, right?

It's TDS.


(trump derangement syndrome)

it's actually a real thing

#Ricegate

Good taste desu.
Rice with just a bit of salt is GOAT, and cherry pie goes without saying.

I too also love rice as well! Omg me and the prez have so much in common!

>2 scoops
>2 pieces
>2 terms

This timeline

FFFFRRRRLLUMPPPPPPP

THAT IS RIGHT,
2 SWEET PIECES

So much rice they couldn't even count how many pieces.

What are the odds of having a president who can do no wrong, followed by a president who can do no right?

BRUNCH

CHERONALB CHERUMPH

1 in 45 my dude

oh my god blumpf eats rice? HAHA trump BTFO

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE HAVE YOU NOW DRUMPF
GIVE UP YOU ORANGE NAWTZEE

>2 Genders
>2 Scoops
>2 Slices
>2 Terms

RICE?!

LIKE FUCKING CHINA?!

DERUOUMPLGHTARDS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

WHAT 2 PIECES

>New speak

Is Drumpf seriously trying to appropriate rice from the chinese right now? I can’t fucking stand this bafoon

>"he eats like shit"

So? He looks better than the vast majority of 70 year olds.

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2 SLICES OF PIE??!?!?!

memelandia is no longer a lost city

R-RICE??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DRUMPF CONFIRMED TO BE COLLUDING WITH CHYNA!!!!!!!!

IMPEACH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

>mfw niggers on twitter defend her

what does this guy even mean

IMPEACH BLUMPF!!!

vera, what has become of you?

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TWO SCOOPS AND NOW RICE????


DRUMPF DRUMPF DRUMPF REEEEEEEEE

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TWO SLICES OF CHERRY PIE, TWO!!!

*fortunately
FTFY

theweek.com/speedreads/733362/stephen-colbert-tries-imagine-obama-given-trumps-crazy-old-guy-news-conference


"Rice and pie?" Colbert asked. "That's what he eats? Is he president or a baby at Denny's?"


GOLAND BRUMPF BTFO

SPOT ON ANALYSIS

HOW MANY SLICES?

heh too good, blumft is done for

BASED

I also love rice. Its delicious and versatile. I could eat rice every day.

>T-TWO PIECES OF P-P-PIE???!!!?!!!!?!!?

Seriously though, chances are 99.9% Trump is fully aware of the two scoops meme and is exploiting the media with it at this point.

TWO BOWLS OF RICE?!

Hell yeah, bro.

I think he's just having two deserts to fuck with people.

Next up: Two cookies

>Photo of Vera kowalska drinking

Check'd

RIIIIIIIIICE AND TWO SLICES OF CHERRY PIE?
THE MAN'S LITERALLY A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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i want some of that soft ice cream with them flavor swirls now. fug its been so long

GGGGRRRRRROOOOOONNNNALLLD
GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUMMMMPPPFFF

>"Secret Service said Trump sipped a drink!"
>"Alert the press, this shit is crazy as fuck and so abnormal!"

I served Trumps meal on that fight, he had a large portion of mushroom paella, diet coke from the can and 2 slices of cherry with sweetened mascarpone, he left the crusts on both pieces of pie

nothing else to say, I never imagined it would be a thing

>630x820
>two world wars
2 pieces of everything
It is the GERMANIC WAY of doing things.

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I'm going to start eating rice and cherry pie from now on. Can we meme this into being a white supremacy meal?

>rice is white

Is it a symbol of white supremacy?

Mental illness.

Run with it

Oh, and I'll take a few sips of milk to help wash it down, too.

These roasties are pissed because they can't eat more than 500 calories of kale and quinoa a day or they'll blow up into whales. They're hangry.

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Can we make "Rice" become a new hate symbol for the alt right

>Rice
>Cherry Pie
>Eats pizza and kfc with a knife and fork

Does this nigga ever eat a vegetable?

>cherry pie
as american as i could say
>eats american style pizza
i see no problems

He's coming from another universe.

>be skinny as fuck because metabolism
>eating a slice of pizza at old job from lunch
>Co-worker asks me if it's a special treat
>"no...I can eat pretty much anything because of my metabolism"
>Looks at me like I shot her dog and walks away
Roasties are legitimately brain damaged and can't comprehend these things

UR LAST 4 DIGITS IS 1776 BACKWARDS PRAISE KEK

>"I'll kidnap a thousand scoops before I let his company die!"

TWO SLICE

that isn't true you fucking retard, you eat less than you think

Enjoy your fast metabolism while you can, friend. It won't last forever...

Don't go spreading lies, Satan.

NNOOOOO!!
NOT AGAIN BLUMPH!!!!!

>be retarded skinnyfat that thinks individual people have radically different metabolisms bar disease

Nice, even with the smug sense of superiority. You work for Walmart?

calories in, calories out, mong. And there are no fast calories

TWO
SCOOOOOOOOOOOPS

Glad I can provide the power of super satan

GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE PIE ZUMFPF

Everything in the world is dual.

t. The Kybalion

TWO FUCKING SLICESGELFJFEIFIJFJIGJIDFGJDFGDFHFDHDFIU

he got comped

the fact people got a rise over this to make it newsworthy is hilarious, but the worst part about this is...now I want some cherry pie.

>Doesn't eat meat on fridays
>Settles for a side & dessert at a lunch he must attend

The monster.

Pure carbs?
Fuckers are trying to feed him into the grave.

Am i reading this right? TWO FUCKING PIECES!?! The communist revolution couldn't come soon enough.

IMPEACH!

drumpf is literally dougie fucking jones

This isn't even fake wtf

GRIMNALD GROMPF GOTS TWO SCRAP!?

OI YOU WAIT TILL DA WARBOSS ERE BOUT DIS!

>2 Genders
>2 Scoops
>2 Slices
>2 Terms
>2 Walls(Going to need a Canadian one by Term 2