I can't give proof as I am stuck in a CIA lab and I have managed to get access to a electronic computer. This will be my only chance to answer questions so please ask quickly, no questions about my wifes breasts.
I am the previous president of the U.S.A, John Fitzgerald Kenneday. AMA
Show your flag Moishe.
Who shot you?
A man from eastern Europe, I was never told his or her name.
Y U luv Marlyn :(
Can you deepthroat a banana?
Tell me about your wife's beautiful ass.
She is a good looking woman, I would not marry her as I have promised my heart for Jacqueline.
I said no questions about my wife.
why did you shoot lee harvey oswald?
Banana's should be eaten in small bites.
Are you for or opposed to the dewey decimal system?
I did not, I was accidentally placed in the same car as Lee Oswald so the government had to kill him to avoid the secret that I was still alive to spread.
Are you referring to the imperial and decimal numerical systems?
Are you Jimmuh Carter?
No, I am John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
Are you sure you're not both?
I am sure, that picture is slant eyed propaganda.
Is Ivana Trump George Bush's lost sister Robin?
Who is Ivanka Trump?
Ivanka is Ivana's daughter, Bush's niece.