I am the previous president of the U.S.A, John Fitzgerald Kenneday. AMA

I can't give proof as I am stuck in a CIA lab and I have managed to get access to a electronic computer. This will be my only chance to answer questions so please ask quickly, no questions about my wifes breasts.

Show your flag Moishe.

Who shot you?

A man from eastern Europe, I was never told his or her name.

Y U luv Marlyn :(

Can you deepthroat a banana?

Tell me about your wife's beautiful ass.

She is a good looking woman, I would not marry her as I have promised my heart for Jacqueline.

I said no questions about my wife.

why did you shoot lee harvey oswald?

Banana's should be eaten in small bites.

Are you for or opposed to the dewey decimal system?

I did not, I was accidentally placed in the same car as Lee Oswald so the government had to kill him to avoid the secret that I was still alive to spread.

Are you referring to the imperial and decimal numerical systems?

Are you Jimmuh Carter?

No, I am John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

Are you sure you're not both?

I am sure, that picture is slant eyed propaganda.

Is Ivana Trump George Bush's lost sister Robin?

Who is Ivanka Trump?

Ivanka is Ivana's daughter, Bush's niece.