You have only a moment to convince Gilgamesh that the current world is worth preserving

You have only a moment to convince Gilgamesh that the current world is worth preserving.

What do you show him?

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Enkidu

Enkidu is not from current timeline.

my shota gil folder

Christian Weston Chandler.

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Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube

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Internet porn streaming

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This. Get him attached to a loli.

"What were you saying?"

I show him Boku no Pico and livestream his reaction for the world to see.

The finest of tableware for the holiest of drinks.

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How does he do it!?

You can't own this Gil!

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What was the source for this again?
Obviously some Touhou fan comic, but from what exactly?

my dick

She doesn't look like a Touhou to me.

It's Koakuma.

it's a meme where she pretends to pull off her finger

But Koakuma has red hair.

Space flight. Tell him that he isn't much of a conqueror if he can't take the stars.

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Sup Forums.

>take the stars
I guess sticking a flag on a barren rock with no life and then fucking off forever counts as "conquering", huh?

pic related

gold plated nigga's already got a space ship


show him the hubble deep field and tell him "you need a place from which you will conquer the universe itself"

then hope he doesn't kill me

Pssh, amateur...

Gilgamesh is supposed to own every possession. If you convince him that he hasn't taken the whole of spaces possessions, he may just do it on a whim because it's interesting. I'm sure Gilgamesh would be at least curious. And a curious Gilg means we get preserved. Who are you to say there is no life in space anyway? Stop talking about the moon and think bigger.

>tell me, mongrel, why should I-
>your mom

And with the sickest of burns, Gil goes back to the throne like the crybaby neet he is
EZ

Magic is much more plausible for space exploration than the technology that is already headed to a dead end due to the limitations of laws of physics.
He would rather have a grail grant that wish, of course at the expense of the modern civilization dying.

But Gilgamesh already has an ftl space ship.

Senpai the corrupted Grail won't give you a wish, even if you let all the 6 billion curses out.

I show him Pokemon, and explain the concept of shiny Pokemon to him. He'll have no choice but to catch every single shiny if he wants to say he owns everything.

In one of the endings of Fate/extra CCC he took on his spaceship with his newfound waifu and journey the stars.

Then simply call Gilgamesh out on simply wishing from an object instead of taking control of space with his own hands. Stroke his ego ( slightly ) and tell him he could and should show the mongrels how it's done. Besides, depending on if this new electromagnetic propulsion drive works it might not be so bad. Also proves a good point about the universe.

Hah. Show him Pokemon GO and we'll be doomed user.

Foolish mongrel! When one asks you what worth is to be found on this planet, your only suggestion is to get away from it and conquer something else instead?

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Fuck off you bitch faggot.

What are you going to do about it?

>You have only a moment to convince Gilgamesh that the current world is worth preserving.


I just call someone that's actually powerful and ask him to beat the retard that wants to end the world up

Actually, Saiki would just call him a chunni

Completing that pokedex would way fucking easier than catching every shiny in existence. Especially when he can travel all over the world without difficulty.

Reported.

What's the matter jobber? Can't handle the job?

You must be overly eager to sign your own death warrant.

If this was back during the space race, then Gil would probably be momentarily satisfied but right now we're at a relatively unimpressive point in human history. If stuff like SpaceX took off then we might have a chance but we're not there yet.

Smartphones I guess. They seem unimpressive to us, but we can show him that any attainble piece of information is on our finger tips. Then he'll find Sup Forums and other forums, read the comments and commit mass genocide anyway or become the worlds greatest shitposter.

Impossible. We all know he'd be a tripfag. His ego wouldn't be able to handle staying anonymous. And tripfags by definition can never be great shitposters since they can be easily filtered.

God bless you. You are truly a gentleman and a scholar.

A few coral reefs and tell him that it's the plant of youth he's been looking for.

Ay Dios mio, Fate is so garbage nowadays.

FETISHES THAT THE WORLD WILL LOSE LIKE YURI AND MALE: LAYER CAKE

FGO

>Yuri
>Fetish
It's just run of the mill lesbians user.
Not foot fetish or scat.

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>the current world is worth preserving.
lmao nice

I pull out my phone and show him Fate Grand Order and inform him there are more Saber clones in the game than there are noble phantasms in his treasure.

took a while but we finally have a winner

The litreal fuck tons of Saber merchandise that's been accrued over the years and that very soon VR will be a thing so he can finally fuck Saber

>Gilgamesh
>wants to own the original of everything
>satisfied with a VR copy of Saber

>one shot

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A mirror. Done.

my hentai folder

So can we all agree that for how much Gil likes to show off his wealth, he must have a microscopic penis, right?

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Couldn't you just counter this by saying that the humans living here have already gone into space, but Gilgamesh hasn't

>tell him since hes a jobber, the only way he can own saber is as a miniature

Boku No Pico

Show him a trump speech.

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My dick.

Why my peenus weenus of course

>male: shotacon

>forgetting LancedJack

That new fate game that reveals that he's just a fake so he should just gtfo.

The fuck is this?

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there is still hope

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Gil couldn't possibly defeat him

Who would win in a fight, one (1) Gil or one (1) Rei? Every equipment vs every enchantment.

TEH REI?

Nah, he'll probably go back in time and buy Moot's tripcode. Then he'll turn Sup Forums into S/a/ber.

>holding a lion like a cat

God she was dense in her life.

We've had this argument before
It came down to someone who thought that because he was super blessed, he could be bound with enkidu

If that's not true then reindhart would win easily

It has been easier to get shinies in recent games though.

>Turning a version of Joan of Arc into a full on Saberface on a non-type moon game

Seriously?

youtube.com/watch?v=-W6BfKkaI5c

But user, it's not a regular lion.
It's a large feeted winking lion. There's clearly a difference.

Make him a deal that he can destroy Earth after Ash wins a League

jesus christ

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