This smug little shit comes up to you and mispronounces your name

this smug little shit comes up to you and mispronounces your name

I have the courage to let it slide.

Saying "I have the courage" makes it sound like I'm being mature, when really I'm just scared to confront such a dangerous loli.

Call the ghostbusters.

tell her to go home

Pick her up and spin her around. Then tickle her belly while groping around.

Chase her with groper hand motions

oven bake her with some garlic and herbs

Go (nalvas) on her.

Oi bitch, Imma gonna fuck yer up!

Throw salt on her.

When i first started this series i thought she was a representation of Gilgamesh

THE NAME IS MC-KUN.Get it right or pay the price.

I FRENCH KISS her.

Degeneracy

I would mispronounce this smug little shits name first

She can't, she's dead.

I call her a fucking retard cause my name is three letters.

It isn't hard to mispronounce three letters user

Don't be silly user, English language doesn't work like that.

Sup Joe

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Fag

Ask her how the fuck the manages to mispronounce my name, its not that hard.
Then i'd tell she is very cute

>and mispronounces your name
What happens 99.99% of times, I'm convinced that only my family can pronouce correctly my name

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bitch

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this pretty much sums it up

i love hachikuji

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Steal her panties.

I go by many names, and they are all one or two letters off from my actual name.
At some point you just get over it.

Some call me "Tim".

The only correct answer is to start bullying her.

Good thinking

I'm used to it, but never with a cute smug loli. Araragi is lucky.

Tie her to my bike and take her home.

I've got the courage to molest that little girl in retribution.

Fuck off, Tim, you can't steal my name

Gently?

call her Pachikuji and applaud her performance

then I'd send her away and get snake over for twister and kill her because she is worst girl

My name is pretty easy to pronounce. Usually I just get the hispanic variant, especially since I live in the south.

After or before the twister? Don't forget to fuck her.

I found Jesus.

Will you make anime real soon, Jesus?

>tie her down
>look at her helpless body
>steal backpack

Not Jesus. My name is Italian.

Hello Italian.

You're a smug one, aren't you....

Mario?

Luigi?

during the twiseter, and of course not, I'm not even a lolicon but VOFAN does them so well hnnnnngg

>Kuruzazado-kun

I let it slide

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Slut.

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I'll say some vague reference about mispronounced name and then tell her how to pronounce my name correctly.

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Mario is the same in Italian and Spanish. Luigi isn't a spanish name as far as I know.

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