Nov 4'th

I know for a fact that Antifa is planning something big for the 4'th because I have sold hundreds of these bike seats (pic related) in the last 2 weeks. Looks like they will be traveling in large groups.

Wtf kind of a bike seat is that? How the fuck are you supposed to sit comfortably?

Oh you know ;)

If they commit any kind of nationwide violence, they will forever be branded a terror organization and be hunted down and arrested or killed.

There are not enough of them to do anything other than random acts of terror.

>leaf thread
into the trash it goes

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>sold hundreds

Dirty capatalist.

Thanks, and saved, though your message got scrambled, OP. These devices have been ordered for a forthcoming alt-right rally featuring Richard B. Spencer.

I'd pay to watch somebody ride that bike naked with that thing up their butt.

Commie mad?

It's not as bad as it sounds. I include a free tube of crazy glue with each sale and by the time I have the labels changed to say "Lube" I hardly make any money at all.

No. umad?

It’s funny watching a commie and Nazi argue. They’re both dumb, ignorant, and the same thing. Kys

More fake bullshit from the fake side.

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bet that thing would feel amazing if the dildo were a bit smaller

Reported. You are a disgusting degenerate peddler of pornography.
Enjoy your ban.

dont play stupid now

What's with the female bike frames? The part that between the forks and seat post always look retarded.

HA they sure are!

Thank you! Now I can die happy!

Not sure, I just sell the "off road" seats.

Women used to wear dresses and they had to make bikes that would allow their dress to drape.

mom?

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