Scientist general /sg/

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is global warming real or made up by the chinese

what are you doing to honor the master race?

Im a sophomore studying EE
Am i allowed?

sure
It's real but highly exaggerated

well if its real who did the chinese copy it from then

I accidentlly my whole medical degree

Wat do

likewise. where at?

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Ucf

any aerospace fags here....?

>Engineering

thanks!

How can we prove space exists and we're orbiting the sun?

Nasa lost the technology to go back to the moon.

I also enjoy not making any money

actually though, research is more interesting

Freshman currently studying Computer Science. Am i allowed to be here?

Materials engineering masters grad student. Jesus lab work can suck balls also I’m sick of working weekends.

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What's would be a good degree to get if I want to work in genomics and gene editing?

I have a BA in sociology, which is basically memology, can I stay?

Project Bluebeam will be blamed on a 'quantum' marketing scheme for google if it fails.

>Only the scientist master race can post here. Grad students, undergrad researchers, postdocs, profs, etc. welcome.

your average IQ is only 115, one standard deviation above the population average

so 50% of you are basically retarded

enjoy your degree

Immunohematology master of science....AMA

>welcoming undies and "post"-"grads"
Senior researcher mustard race here

Quantum Physics is a religion. Debate me, le SCIENCE! man.
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We don't know actual shit about shit, and adding an observer to an experiment fucks with our understanding of said shit. Naw, mate. Zero point is already common knowledge in real science, but they are keeping it from going public.

Im smarter than most of you. Not all of you. Just you..the one reading this now. Not now now....but now. Later bitches.

How many Qn will fit into Qm for n

>science today mostly driven by securing funds and accolades
>many studies are poorly designed, main motive is "splashy" results
>replication is absolutely required for good science but is rarely done anymore
>peer review is utterly broken and used as a political tool
>existing science is locked behind paywalls, limiting the pace of research
>science is poorly communicated to the public - by idiot actors like Bill Nye
>many young researchers disappointed with how grueling and unrewarding scientific fields are, consider alternative careers
MASTER RACE

I once did a study that proved leafs grow on trees
Am I science?

>mfw you're gonna be my boss
>mfw you don't know shit about what i do.

God mentions you, you know?

Science, falsely so called.

What is the mean temperature of the fires of hell? What can your prideful knowledge do to keep you cool for...well, forever?

Drop the pride and accept Jesus Christ's merciful offer to pay for your sins. Oh, yes, in case you are ignorant of this, pride is the first sin.

Biotech postgraduate from IIT Bombay here. What's up Sup Forums? Am I welcome here even though I probably have human/bovine shit on my shoes?

Do actuaries count, or are we lumped in with the rest of the Jews?

aren't like 80% of India's university graduates unemployable?