Starred with Haim on Lucas

>Starred with Haim on Lucas
>controversial figure her whole life

any Winona stories?

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preferably when she was really young and hot

She likes to eat poo pudding out of bung holes, and steal

Winona has never ever been hot. She's always looked like s bug eyed schizophrenic. You can seriously tell by looking at her that theres something wrong

>implying that's a reason to not find a girl hot

>not hot in alien Resurrection.


kill your faggot ass self my friend

She's friends with that Ginsberg guy who was all stoked about NAMBLA... hooked up with Johnny Depp for a while and broke his heart. Might have had a hand in River Phoenix's death...

She's a Jew, move on

She should have become a porn star.

She wouldn't even have had to change her name.

Also I just messed around and got a triple double

met her in a bar in manhattan, she's very tiny

Mel Gibson called her an oven dodger.

Winona Ryder took the stand today, and now the stand is missing.

I'm a waiter, living in LA. Recently I was in a long line at the grocery store. I was buying peppercorns to refill my pepper grinder when Winona Ryder walked up behind me in line.

She just had one item to buy, so she asked me if she could cut in front of me. Sure. But I wanted to get something out of it.

I unscrewed my now empty thermos of coffee and asked if she'd piss in it in exchange. She hesitated, and looked me over as if I was crazy. A heavyset elderly woman standing behind her leaned over and asked Well, are you gonna or not. Winona laughed, amused at the lady's interest in the matter.

She took the thermos from me and held it under her skirt, her other hand disappearing beneath her to pull her panties out of the way. Soon, the sound of her pissing into the thermos began to mingle with the sounds of the grocery store. Attention bakery department. Two, zero, one. blared the computerized voice over the PA system. The beeps of the cashier passing items over the scanner punctuated the sound of frothing piss filling up the thermos.

Eventually she finished, and though I didn't ask her to, she put the cap on and tightened it, wiping off the piss that clung to the side of the thermos with the back of her shirt cuff. I thanked her and took it from her, then let her move in front of me. She smiled and stood in front of me, waiting for her turn in line.

I still have that thermos in the back of my refrigerator. Someday, I'll drink it and beat off like crazy.

Possibly got two scoops from Colbert when she was on Strangers with Candy.

Remember that time she was an oven dodger?

Klepto

How the hell do I keep getting all these digits

Got a call from a girl I've been trying to fuck since the 12th grade

Primus' song wynonas big brown beaver is about her. I think she hated it so much she broke up with les claypool. She must have the dark meat thing going on.

shes a god dam oven dodger

We know, Mel.

>poo pudding out of bungholes?
Source I know Primus made a song about her

saving this one

She does anal

She dated Johnny Depp, who is a Satanist. She probably knows who killed River...

Timothy Leary was her godfather

Can I get a source for all this? I find it intersting.

pic of thermos in your fridge

pretty sure she got caught shoplifting like multiple times well after becoming a star

From stranger things s2 premiere

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she is looking old

Why does she look so scared? Did she see Mel Gibson or something?

Gossip is when they were going out Johnny Depp shot her fucking around with guns, usual Hollywood cover-up!

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kek

I thought Johnny Depp hates Jews? Did he know Winona is Jewish?

she doesn't look bad for her age...she's in her 50's by now

Also got caught doing anal in Cocoa Beach inside one of those port-a-potty things.

are you fucking stupid?

>45 yo white woman looks old
tell me more
(still attractive for her age t b q h)

she will be 46 year old tomorrow

I liked her reaction to her co-star on stranger things (The cop) when he went into some leftist rant at an awards ceremony.

Stool brory co.

youtube.com/watch?v=mrgWFWjzOww

is she, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?

reminds me of my bipolar ex gf.

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who's the guy putting his filthy hands on winona?

Private Joker, you cunt.

how about you suck my big gay black french cock and swallow my aids-infected semen?

read that in an australian accent
do americans sound as cringy saying 'cunt' as they do 'mate'?

might sound cringy but at least it sounds like English when Americans say it.

can't say the same about kangaroo-fuckers

Hell yeah it's Private Joker, she probably asked him to keep her "safe" cause she realized she was too shitfaced to look normal. He tried but he could keep her head still though.

eww french

> any Winona stories?
she JaneFonda'd Haim.

It IS Private Joker, you AIDS vector fraggotnigger.you!
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Only a faggot would EVER find this bag of bones and vomit, attractive.

Only a gigantic faggot wouldn't, roody-poo

you mean candyassgot you grinning muppet

I FUCKING HATE (((LAURA LOOMER)))

THAT FACE IS FUCKING HIDEOUS

Underrated post

>implying you wouldn't GOYIM her BAGEL

i'd be her goy boi
fucking jewesses man

1000 cock stare

she's great

Winona's big brown beaver

Winning

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gib milk

Classic thousand cock stare.

Winona's nickname in Hollywood gossip blogs is "wanna ride her?"

This thread has made me legitimately depressed that I'm a fag and i'll never settle down with Winona Ryder or Christina Ricci and have loads of kids.

Matthew modine young fag

cheer up, user. If goth is your thing, there's always fish in the sea.

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Careful boys, this pasta is hot

fugg

winona ryder just wants bo be left alone to act and doesn't approve of celebrity worship leave her alone

post feet winona

Better yet, Alicia's feet

is she jewish?

She was a hot robot in Alien 4. Damn.

What did she mean by this?

white power
mel had an effect on her

kek

call it a full house, a triple double implies 3 doubles

t. a pedant

Mama cooked the breakfast with no hog