/ptg/ President Trump General - Hail To The Chief Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q
pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS (fuck poo in the loos too)
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address (special announcement) #39 10/27/17
youtu.be/K_nX02ChJwc
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #14 (Lara) 10/27/17
youtu.be/KvVRRzr_nOM
>Pres Trump Trick or Treat w/kids 10/27/17
youtu.be/nW9fWf9Umrs pt2
youtu.be/arbYlGIcjvc pt1
>VP Pence @Mars Insight Facility 10/27/17
youtu.be/R9rvCRix-HM
>VP Pence @Minot AFB in ND 10/27/17
youtu.be/4o-KUq2Eu3E
>VP Pence visiting Minot AFB in ND 10/27/17
youtu.be/idvltMO11sY pt3
youtu.be/0oM8wT36tNU pt2
youtu.be/fUCutXyGFZE pt1
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis in SoKo 10/27/17
youtu.be/0F2CxspralY pt1
youtu.be/7N0TmDdz_5s pt2
youtu.be/PMCWW7-gt_A pt3
>AG Sessions [email protected] Airport to Port Authority 10/27/17
youtu.be/GnoATqajiBM
>This Week @State 10/27/17
youtu.be/A2me47oeOYA
>StateDep Reception for 2023 Worlds Fair bid 10/27/17
youtu.be/ezASk3zBruQ
>WH Halloween Press Brief (Sarah) 10/27/17
youtu.be/6jI66yHfCjQ
>Pentagon Press Brief (Spox Dana, GenDunford) 10/27/17
youtu.be/YwuDv_Xr3NQ&t=2s
>WH Video: Pres Trump on Opioid Crisis 10/27/17
youtu.be/yA-16xlaCuY
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania in MI 10/27/17
youtu.be/r4EVq-Vicas
>DoD Video: C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @DMZ 10/27/17
youtu.be/jzM4kKZuHfQ
>DoI video: Happy Birthday Teddy! 10/26/17
youtu.be/1ebqZgjecIU

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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RONALD BLUMPF

MAGA

BTFO by a smooth criminal

NFL performing a walkout on Sunday

PRAISE!

Good, let that dumpster fire burn

My nephew is 15 years old.
He's intelligent.
But he's 15, which makes him by rights functionally retarded.
I sent him the two "Trump hasn't done anything" pastebins.
I told him that our President is working hard every day to make sure that were okay and improve our lives.
I didn't lie to him, right, bros?
I have no doubt, but I also have no doubt in Jesus Christ being my Lord and Savior and I'm not putting Trump on that pedastal.
He's trying his damndest, right?

>inb4 Mueller found suicided with two gunshots in the back of the head Monday morning

At least use the original.

Stop coveting the FLOTUS

>tfw no slag g/f

Thanks for baking

This will be really unpopular here, but honestly, I don't see what this nothingburger is all about. Its hard for me to see any Trump ties to Russia--I mean, except for the Flynn thing and the Manafort thing and the Tillerson thing and the Sessions thing and the Kushner thing and the Wray thing and the Morgan, Lewis, & Bockius “Russian Law Firm of the Year” thing and the Carter Page thing and the Roger Stone thing and the 198 Million voter records thing and the Felix Sater thing and the Boris Ephsteyn thing and the Rosneft thing and the Gazprom thing and the Sergey Gorkov banker thing and the Azerbajain thing and the “I love Putin” thing and the Donald Trump, Jr. thing and the Lavrov thing and the Sergey Kislyak thing and the Oval Office thing and the Gingrich/Kislyak phone calls thing and the Russian Business Interests thing and the Emoluments Clause thing and the Alex Schnaider thing and the hack of the DNC thing and the Guccifer 2.0 thing and the Mike Pence “I don’t know anything” thing and the Russians mysteriously dying thing and Trump’s public request to Russia to hack Hillary’s email thing and the Trump house sale for $100 million at the bottom of the housing bust to the Russian fertilizer king thing and the Russian fertilizer king’s plane showing up in Concord, NC during Trump rally campaign thing and the Nunes sudden flight to the White House in the night thing and the Nunes personal investments and the Trump team KNEW about Flynn's involvement but hired him anyway thing and the let’s fire Comey thing and the Mueller let’s fire him too thing and the Election night Russian trademark gifts thing and the Russian diplomatic compound electronic equipment destruction thing and the let’s give back the diplomatic compounds back to the Russians thing and the let’s back away from Cuba thing and the donny Jr met with Russians thing and now Trump's secret second meeting with his boss Putin.

never been happier to be off by one lol

>want to stay up until Monday morning
>know it's impossible
Wut do?

>296
Stop linking threads so early goddamn

You do realize many small business owners choose to incorporate them right?

Mark my words they will be cut from live TV by Thanksgiving.

You're making threads too early, how am i supposed to joepost?

...

AWOOOO

Trips decides who will be indicted Monday

>implying spain won't murder you before monday
just kidding I know you live in the states

Making them at 250 is just a bit too much though.

Reminder:
Democrats thought ti would be a good idea to let everyone know that they are scared of a cartoon frog name pepe.

God damn that's what I'm talking about.

Praise, iranianpede.

Are you feeling it now mr krabs

October 31st or Nov 3rd rapture confirmed

Nov 3rd being 40 days after the revelation 12 sign.

Leviticus 12 says 40 days of purification after the birth of a male child.

bundo

My team played (won) Thursday so idgaf

Podesta

>I-it's totally gonna be the end of Drumpf on Monday
>W-we're not just trying to give our viewers a false sense of hope or anything, s-silly goy!

Do we really need to do this a 5th time

It was Obama and Hillary the first time

Thats a sweet painting. Be cool to have a print for the house.

Podesta.

Paige is such a top tier slag. The things I would do to that little slut.

George Soros.

Get some meth.

How autistic does someone have to be to actually pull this off?

...

Soros, Podesta and Hillary.

Well
He made it almost a year since election day

MUELLER day on Monday!

Obama and hillary

Unimpressive

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Anyone else worried that the left might get violent once Hillary's indicted? How am I supposed to fight this, I don't even own a baseball bat, just a bunch of useless guns...

>Doesn't know that 2/3rd of Americans are employed by Small Business.

Obama tried his damndest to fuck that up, though.

>NFL performing a walkout on Sunday
what does this even mean?
how fucking bangerz would it be if soros was charged lol

The tv companies already want to get rid of Thirsday night football. Lol.

We do it as many times as it takes.

fuck the police

Very easy, no autism required when people are so slow and people predictably bake so early.

BOOM /ptg/
BOOM

awoobaker is petty because he doesn't like to see me as OP. Since it's 3am on a saturday, how pathetic would be my guess

One user had Yellen with Satan trips, so I'll say her again

>living near leftists
there's where you fucked up

Very, I can see.

HILLARY

>Cracked
Is this from 500 years in the future after the reign of Imperator Prime Trump?

WRONG!

I know. I'm shaking in my boots. I couldn't aim my gun at all at the range today because the image of these terrifying warriors of social progress is forever burned into my head!

The niggers are going to refuse to shuck and jive.

Loretta Lynch

>he doesn't like to see me as OP

To be fair no one else does either

tick tock
drip drip drip

fuck she's insufferable

Monday
/ptg/ Death Day

But the desired result has already been achieved

is this the same tinfoil weirdo who tried to stir up ratings with like, 2 pages of paper that basically amounted to saying Trump pays lots of taxes?

Even homos needs rest.

liddle kim talking shit

>shoots gun
>dies

Podesta

>le russian lapel pin
ebig, hope the artist doesn't have an aneurysm.

It would be a symbolic victory and nothing more. He donated most of his fortune to his NGOs to continue his work. Unless they get shut down too nothing will change.

but they are literally contractually obligated to play football... how can they not?

Me

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

>file name
>digits

truly a bless firearm.

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You know she has like 8 or 9 sex tapes right? Sucks dick, takes loads on the faces (and belt), does anal, cucks a white dude, all of it.

I bet she'd have much higher ratings if he didn't have such a shockingly revolting face.

This
Come to bed user

They think whitey needs them to play football. They're too stupid to think that through.

>literally a storm coming monday
what does mother nature mean by this?

>no more book deal for Game Change
>no more HBO series on Game Change
>no more Showtime's The Circus
>no more Morning Joe
>no more NBC News
>soon to be fired from Bloomberg

/exiled trump general/?

I suck at aiming with an RDS though. I adjusted the dot all the way to the right because my sandbag rest made me aim all weird.

Thank you mister skeltal

Fuck Poland, when do you sleep?

>caring about companies with a self life of 10 years.
Joking but I want to hear you reasoning.

It's a tad more ridiculous to threaten the entire planet with shitty old Soviet missiles that are easily shot down.

show us your funny pictures, friends of /ptg/

No one likes you as OP

>general chaos
This is a prime example why the left (and JEB!) can't meme
Never label someone something that can be easily spinned to cool

Allow Kek to reinforce it. Know you nothing of Meme Magic?

>Even Rachel Madcow has her doubts
This is a great sign.

They scare the shit out of me and im a Chad.

Pedosta