American pride general

In this thread we'll celebrate
>being able to own as many guns as you please
>being able to say racist shit and not get thrown in jail
>being able to shoot anyone who trespasses your home
>have the worlds largest GDP
>becoming the world superpower in only two centries
>being able to drive at 16
>having a constitution that's one of the best legislative documents ever written
>having your founding fathers be some of the greatest men who ever lived
>triggering irrelevant shithole countries on a daily basis
Feels good man

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Bump. Stay mad other countries.

>>Don't have to learn another language
>>Don't think or care about rest of world in slightest
>>Wonder what we can get from other countries and get it
>>Rest of world too scared to do shit
>>Has tried, and repeatedly failed
>>Get any food within a two block radius
>>Get any gun within a one block radius
>>Get any woman when traveling abroad
>>Feelgood.jpg

>having the absolute worst bureaucracy on earth
>not being able to shot trespassers in your home if they are in a blue costume
>ignored greatest scientific discovery of 21st century for almost ten year
>ignored greatest scientific discovery of all time for years
>TItor said the Russians helped him

>>>doesn't know law
we absolutely can shoot the boys in blue on our own property....they can shoot back too. but our dead body will not be charged. And our beaucracy is slow because that's how we wanted it
>>something you think we should care about
I'm pretty sure you meant to say, "Thank you America, for making my country into what it is today, for without you, we wouldn't be important in the slightest and ships would pass by us
>>Timey wimey
Titor was from Hilary timeline. Russians won with that cunt in charge.

>One of the biggest, most coercive governments in the world
>One of the dumbest, ignorant populations in the world
>Highest incarceration rate in the world
>Highest obesity rate in the world
>Population is full of government worshiping sheep
>Can't legally drink until 21 years old
>Founding Fathers founded the biggest most intrusive government to have ever existed
>Constitution legitimizes a government that has grown continuously more coercive for the last 200 years
>Americans are dumb enough sheep to think that being taxes half their income every year to pay for the military is a good thing
>Americans are too delusional to ever accept any criticisms of America

Still best! HAH! We have so much cheap food and gas our people can afford to get fat and lazy.
Founding Fathers created the best government with the most freedoms available to the modern world....200 years ago. Everyone else is still late to the train. And youre scared to show your flag..... wonder why? maybe because US of A is currently protecting you? and probably paying for your meals?

Pax Americana has ushered in the freest and most prosperous era in all of the history of this planet. The wars, assassinations, and whatever tf you bitch about are a product of foreign policy that has allowed for development in some of the most backwards regions who took the commie pill and devastated their land culture and population.

We did make a mistake of introducing medicines to the third world (those undeveloped regions outside of the control of the communists or the west/USA), prior to our introducing and guiding infrastructure development and cultural development which would increase material and economic productivity rather than reproductivity. And now we have billions of healthy, breeding savages climbing on our door step wanting the gibs with zero competence to maintain the hand that gives. Furthermore, our philosophy has reached its logical conclusion and we have embraced a self-destructive cultural relativism that guarantees the destruction of the West.
The US is the only people who stand for good and fight back. Meanwhile Europe not only doesn't fight back but welcomes with open arms , from their top brass ministers through to their pop culture and down to their lowest common denominator population, the very enemy which will destroy them.

America isn't the threat to world peace. It is the maintainer of world peace.

It probably should be more aggressive and should stop giving life through medicine and food aid to the scourge under the false god of 'human rights'.

The USA extorts half my income every year. You're suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. Your beloved government grows larger and more voracious every year and diminishes your rights every year and here you are shilling for this shitty country.

>hides behind a meme flag
I know it sucks. Having a country so irrelevant that you hide your flag behind one of an American ideology to feel better.

Oh look, another boot licking authoritarian socialist American.

I live in America. It's pretty sad that you falsely assume I'm a foreigner just because I don't lick boot and share your commie government-worshiping mentality.

I have great appreciation for your culture America, but as for your demographics...

If you were still ~90% White, I'd immigrate in an heartbeat. You really have gotten yourself into a tough situation.

Best of luck, I suppose.

I love my country

Yes, thank god we live in a society where the government taxes extorts half the national income from productive every year and keeps one percent of the population in prison. FREEDUMB!!

>we

Show your flag or fuck off

Thanks greatest ally

nope, check again...new tax brackets coming, govnt. waste about to drop substantially. Welcome to the trump timeline. Winning is hard for you...

I already did. Commie authoritarians like you sure are retarded.

Total government spending is about half the total national income. That means the government is robbing you one way or another. If it doesn't occur through income taxes, the government robs you in another way. Bootlicking sheep like you are so easily fooled.

he did.
accidentally most likely...had to type quiet or he'd wake up his mom, dad, and her boyfriend

make more money. It's called incentive ya dip shit

>Taxation is incentive

This is the stupidity of the average American. "Don't like getting taxed? Just earn more income for the government to tax".

Oh I see he’s just a little faggot

>"being able to say racist shit and not get thrown in jail"

Where have you been in the past few years, senpai?

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look at him cry about taxes...
Still have lowest taxes in the civilized world... So do you not want a strong military and wonderful standard of living? I'm confused. how pay for things? Did you just get your first job and get taxed for the first time. How stupid are you to think that no other country has taxes?

Neoclassical economics: "Taxation is a disincentive and creates deadweight loss"

Bootlicking commie American: "Taxation is incentive for people to work more and earn more income".

You can't make this shit up.

stop it

>"greatest country in the world"
>constant indoctrination since birth with american flags in every classroom etc.
>half the population has never even left the US
really gets the ol' almonds activated

stop it

Bump. Snap impeachment on monday

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>Still have lowest taxes in the civilized world.

Wrong. It's among the highest in the world along with Europe. Americans are so retarded and delusional.

>"Taxation and government is responsible for your standard of living".

Take a course in economics, commie. Free markets is what has increased our standard of living. Government robs you and makes you less well off than you otherwise would have been.

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You're welcome.

>half the population has never even left the US

Why would they want to leave if it's the greatest country on the planet? Haha

>Be Panama
>Talk shit on U.S.
>U.S. currency is default currency
>WinRar and fuck USA or someshit

I love America. You're all so nice over there (although it gets annoying sometimes). Burger girls seem to get wet over bong accents (dunno why lol).
I'll probably try to migrate over there in the future.

you sure?

Yes, America is in a much better position than Canada or Britain.

No matter how many shit memes you post, your leader is still a faggot

are you 100% sure

not an argument

>be the best goy in town

Thank you my best ally,Protector of the West and Christianity

God bless you brothers

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>>becoming the world superpower in only two centries
not unusual, most empires start off explosively. Too bad you're way past the explosive part. All ya'll got left is ego while you slowly but surely lose your preeminence on the world stage.

>American
>pride
Uhm...

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Wow foreigners think about us a lot

No, you misunderstand.

They went from a nonentity with virtually no population to the greatest civilisation in all of recorded history.

>most empires start off explosively

Yes, but that's only because they usually do such through conquest.

The USA built itself up - as opposed to the Mongols, Alexander, etc. who didn't build as such but rather claimed/stole/conquered.

>have the worlds largest GDP
but you still don't have any kind of free health care

My state has passed a law codifying my right to defend my home with deadly force against anyone...and that includes police officers who are trespassing illegally without a warrant. For example, If a LEO serves a no knock drug related warrant on the wrong home and that law abiding homeowner blasts his ass back out the door he will face no charges and the agency responsible could be pursued in civil court by that homeowner after the fact. As a result mistakes have hit rock bottom

There was no "they" at that time though.
The USA isn't comparable to other nations in most regards due to its fairly unique circumstances.
It never had to deal with even a fraction of the pressures nations like Rome had to.
Just saying tho, modern burgers are like late Romans; clinging to a dream they themselves allowed to die.

>mfw american living in the 51st state

I haven't even scrolled down yet and I know that the majority of anti-American comments will have British flags

>It never had to deal with even a fraction of the pressures nations like Rome had to

>Getting fucked by Old World powers
>Getting fucked up other New World powers (Canada, surprisingly enough)
>Small af population of settlers in new hostile environment
>Natives slaughter you for farming and cultivating moorland
>Split into two different countries and wage highly destructive civil war
>Have constant parasitic Black underclass

Idk, they certainly had some pressures.

Granted, for some time they were very much one people, alike in manners, blood, faith, and destiny. There was an exceptional sense of unity - a Californian was distinctly different from a Texan, who was in turn differed from a yankee - and yet they were identifiably and veritable American.

I do sincerely hope that they can peacefully and morally reverse the current Brazilification process.

>constant indoctrination since birth with american flags in every classroom
Imagine being this much of a cuckold who hates his country

>living in a land thats not even your ancestral home
>living in a country thats addicted to losing wars
>living in a country whos soldiers cry on the battlefield and then movies are wrote about how sad it made them
>living in a country run by jews
>living in a country that invented porn
>living in a country known for cringy, feminine men

and lastly
>living a country who was fucking scared to fight SERBIA on the ground in 1999

I never understood how leafs are so nice in public but online act like dickwads

>america
>most intrusive

Fucking kek. America isn't even close to being the most intrusive nanny state in the western world. Look at the UK or Germany. Mass surveillance alone is worse in the UK.

>using a meme flag
>thinking the US was scared for the Serbs
>not recognizing that the US won the conventional portions of the wars with Iraq (5th largest army in the world at the time) in under a month
>not realizing that our special forces train the rest of the worlds
>if you think the US invented porn... wew.

I'm a Serb on erasmus studies in Ireland- Ja sam Srbin u erasmusu u Irskoj

american men are weak losers

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>Six Serbian citizens were also arrested after they were recognised from CCTV footage and police raided the hotel where they were staying.
lmao

>>being able to say racist shit and not get thrown in jail
just fired from the job and harassed

Yes we get it, america can only win wars against 3rd world shitholes who don't stand a chance against you.

Russia pissed you guys off more than any other country , yet you didn't do shit.

We pissed you off way more than Iraq (who you invaded and overthrowed) yet you only dropped a few silly bombs on us?
>literally scared of a country 20 years behind in weapons technology just because of their ground forces ALONE lmao

and also lol
>our
stop acting you you, your family, or your ancestors actually took part in the glories of your country. you're just another exiled german/potatonigger/spic in a land that gives handouts.

Turn off your VPN idiot. We never bombed Ireland.

We didn't go to war with Russia because there was never a need, and both sides had nukes. Going to war because "they pissed you off" is idiotic.

I'm guessing you're Serbian? We dropped a few silly bombs on you because that's all it took for your pathetic nation to agree to our terms and surrender Kosovo.

I can be proud of the actions of my nation, and if you're really from Serbia, I should be more proud than you.

AYOOOOO

this

western europe may be more white but they have nothing to show for it politically. in terms of freedom of speech, censorship, and leftism they are way worse than us

>"th-there was n-never a need!11"
lmao this cowardice.

Yes I'm a Serb, that means more to me than your invented nationality does to you.

Your ancestors are just fucking exiles, you're not living in your fatherland. My people have lived , reaped , sowed, built on this land since before your soul-less nation was manufactured.

Your people have never known struggles, you've never had to fight for your freedom against brutal oppressors like Germans, Austro-Hungarians, Turks

You just committed treason against your fellow Englishmen, chimped out and dumped tea into a harbour.

Whereas we have been fighting Islam for centuries, and winning in the end. Because we love our country and it's soil. You will never know the feeling of belonging. You dickride historic events that your forefathers probably weren't even a part of.

Serbia is the land of religion, culture, poetry, songs, folklore, heroism. And this is BEFORE the 1700s, you cunt.

>surrender Kosovo
We pulled our forces out so we wouldn't be bombed anymore. We still ruled Kosovo with an Iron fist until 2008. And we'll be back. I won't expect to see you on the frontline though, probably just larping and claiming glory online like you are now

ajmo buraz

I want to watch some youtube vid about modern burger daily life, could be about something particular like state, city or whatever
gibe

google BLACKED, it an All-American activity

>Your ancestors are just fucking exiles, you're not living in your fatherland.

>flag
>serb

Erasmus second year studies in UCD Dublin, out of the University of Novi Sad. Not diaspora

Make sure when you burn your degree for warmth back in Serbia that you don't inhale the fumes

>cowardice

Leave it to a Serb to advocate for useless wars.

Sure my ancestors were exiles and this nation is a nation of migrants from every corner of the world. Sure our nation has only been around for about 300 years. But you know what? Our people have done more in those 300 years than your pathetic, weak little nation has done in its entire existence.

You will never retake Kosovo, you will remain Russia's little bitch for the rest of time. The people you speak of who fought so hard for your country against foreign invaders fought for nothing. Weak nations like yours will always have a master.

Also

>didn't surrender
>"We pulled our forces out so we wouldn't be bombed anymore."

He's right desu.

>Our people have done more
To irreparably fuck everything up. Congrats.

We at least accept our part in that process, you lot remain wilfully ignorant for the most part. The people that do recognise it think it for entirely the wrong reasons.

Proven fact

>freest
Obscuring tyranny isn't actually freeing people.

Here's a tourist video of my hometown

youtube.com/watch?v=VYvH9JhWD_s

Nah, I'm not saying what we've done has been good. I'm just saying we're influential, for better or worse.

I'd burn a Muslim corpse , but I know as an American that would trigger you, because you guys love muslims so much , especially against white Europeans who are defending their fatherland.

>serbs
>weak
hilarious observation. the weaklings you avoided ground war with at all cost (???)

I'm not denying America didn't thrive an advance, when you combine EUROPEAN genius to one concentrated area this is expected.

But just because the USA thrived and advance has nothing to do with the facts that you are a nation of cowards and weaklings, feminine men and racemixing degenerate scum.

The USA has never been known for heroism, honesty or sacrafice.
the USA has no Milos Obilic
the USA has no Petar Njegos I
the USA has no Karadorde

there's just nothing 'rich' about your country. It's soul-less, new, invented.

you say we are cowards, weak, buta coward doesn't rush to the battlefield in every generation of men like my forefathers has.

if USA was marched on by Russia and North Korea tommorow, you'd all be on the first flights to Europe. Since you queers love to get out of that shitty country at every opportunity to go see the old world, lmao, all those fucking losers from your shithole who think they're cultured because they visited budapest and it was amazing omggg

You have the biggest Jews, is that really a victory?

They're only here because they already own your country.

It's funny how they refer to historic, old, brave nations like Serbia, Poland, etc as weak, pathetic, nonwhite, etc.

Truly a glorious day fellow American

Buddy, we invaded two Muslim countries, with actual cave-dwelling sandniggers who shoot back at you, not some unarmed slav villagers. Meanwhile you were a Turkish slave for 400 years. You've literally been a slave longer than we've been a country.

>diaspora/10
serhs are weak faggots, americans are the true masterrace who won the cold war

>highest obesity rate in the world
You must be pretty jelly in the bread line

Cool 00's vibes, but it's an advertisement for tourists, I'm looking for something that's more grounded in reality, like the comments:
>Clearwater is a no blacks town. You think it's not possible? It is one of the only things that is certain.

>overrun by Scientology now
etc

Our national guard, from one state (Ohio) trains your entire armed forces.

>avoided a ground war at all costs

Yeah because there was no reason to send ground forces when we could accomplish our goals from the air. Don't think that Serbians would have lasted longer against US ground forces.

>The USA has never been known for heroism, honesty or sacrifice.

There are many, many stories that contradict this.

Congratulations on sending each and every generation of young Serbians to war. Maybe that has something to do with how poor and undeveloped your nation is? Your whole mindset seems off. Earlier you criticized the US for not starting WW3 with Russia over feelings, you criticized the US for not wasting men in a ground war with Serbia, and you speak about sending thousands of Serbs to their deaths in countless wars as a good thing. Is this mindset shared by all Serbians? Do you enjoy wasteful wars? What does Serbia even have to show for all of its wars? It's smaller and comparitively poorer than ever before.

If you think that either Russia or North Korea could invade the US and we would all run away you're an idiot. I will admit that we have a moral and social crisis here in the US, but it is a crisis born from too much success and comfort. If Serbia ever emerges from poverty and starvation you will see the same issues come up.

Another typical day in San Bernardino..

BEING ABLE TO BURN THE FLAG AND KNEEL DURING THE ANTHEM

>still using a meme flag
Stay mad eurofag

>Mongolian peasant country
>white
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>w-we invaded two muslim countries!11
You invaded two secular, nationalist republics who threatened your interests

We threatened your interests too but didn't suffer the same fate, hmm I wonder why?

You think being oppressed is something to be embarassed about? did they not tell you how the Turk ran with his tail between his legs in the end? what about the uprisings that took place during the Ottoman occupation of Serbia?
You could call the Irish pathetic because they were ruled by British for centuries too, but even they are a warrior race.

Americans are a nothing-people, with no identity and really, are not renowned around the world for anything else other than being annoying.


>2008
yeah, we didn't need your training in the 1990s when we were your enemy and europes 4th strongest country militarily, we would have slit your throats and drank your blood had you sent men here

>wasteful wars
A war isn't wasteful when your country has been attacked, or your people have been attacked and threatened across another border. Every war the Serbs have fought in has been defensive. Even the Yugoslav invasions of Bosnia and Croatia in 1991, serbs in those republics were being attacked.
The Serbs have never done a man wrong who did not ask for it in the first place. We don't wage war with those undeserving, like Iraqis or Viets.

You send your men to wars to line rich old mens pockets, an American since the civil war has never truly fought for his people. If America got attacked in the same manner as we did for the past 1000 years, believe me , you would all be gone. You're a coward people with no balls or backbone.


youtube.com/watch?v=HQRDJ1JGVRk
lol

>wanting to leave the US
>country has so many major cities you could spend a lifetime visiting them all
or you could spend thousands of dollars visting a foreign country with probably one relevant city like the UK and realize how great America is and come back asap

Stay mad virgin